I would like to cunt the “science” of meteorology or more generally, the notion of a 2023 “Beast From The East”.
I make this nomination on the 2nd of March 2023 at 16:30pm in the English NW Midlands whilst looking out of the window at a clear blue sky with some wispy clouds in the distance. The temperature is currently 7 degrees Celsius (admittedly colder than usual).
Since late January we have been hearing non-stop, sensationalist reports of a return of the 2018 “Beast From the East” and yet so far, I’ve not even noticed a tingle or chill in my already tight ball sack. There is a reason for the disconnect between the reports and the reality…… that’s because it’s complete bollocks.
The reports of snow storms in the UK have been as follows:
– Snow between 2nd and 7th of February…. 8 inches of snow expected.
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 12th of February…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 17th of February to…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 19th of February to…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from anywhere between late February and early March…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow anywhere between the 5th of March to the 17th of March….
No, scratch that!
– Maybe snow between the 3th of March to the 14th of March.
I even saw reports of “temperatures PLUMMETING to…… between 5 – 9 degrees” ….. I’m not kidding; some cunt actually wrote that in a “news” article.
SPOILER ALERT!
There is not going to be any snow in Britain until November/December 2023 at the very earliest.
I consider myself a scientifically-minded person but even I have to question at this point, the scientific veracity of meteorology and “climate science”.
If I want to know what the weather is going to do in 3 days, I could just wait …..or I could just read some tea leaves, throw some chicken bones onto a rug or maybe kill a goat and read it’s entrails.
Meteorology and climate “science” can eat a bag of dicks.
Express Weather 1 (January 31st)
Express Weather 2 (February 20th)
(To be fair to Stink, he provided a host of relevant links that show the progression of the so-called “Beast from the East 2” being constantly postponed. However, we just went with the earliest and latest ones – Day Admin)
Nominated by: Two In The Stink
Helpful link supplied by: Jeezum Priest
Off topic, but great to see Endeavour go out in a blaze of glory. These last episodes are, at least, as good as it was in its early days.
It did dabble briefly in woke (the hated and hideous seventh series), but thankfully the final two series have seen it back to its best.
Also, Joan Thursday would get a spanking….
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https://youtu.be/P1w-k85kQqc
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Just look out the window up at the sky, better than the weather forecast. Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight and all that.
Those TV weather forecasters drone on and on. Just need a picture without some twat explaining it for 10 minutes.
Newspapers love selling a drama, sick and tired of their perma-crisis shtick.
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Yes.
Everything is :
Shocking ( price increase of 2p)
Horrifying ( lack of Prime in supermarkets)
Scary ( someone didn’t clear their footpath of snow)
Why the fuck do they use such emotive words in their headlines. Is it because they have15 year old kids working there, the language says yes.
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Yes JP exactly.
Great though that we see through their ridiculous hyperbole and bias!
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Someone once said that the weathermen were pretty good – they got the weather forecast RIGHT 47% of the time. But….. that means the cunts got it WRONG 53% of the time!
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Has anybody else noticed the BBC just promote climate change as fear porn these days. Nothing on why and how,no Professor Brian Cox etc. just ‘The sky is falling!’ Chicken Licken shite.
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