OAP Action Heroes


Having just see the trailer for the latest instalment of the Indiana Jones franchise, ‘Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny’ we find an eighty year old Harrison Ford battling yet more Nazis. And this octogenarian daredevil isn’t alone.

Schwarzenegger and Stallone are two iconic action heroes from my childhood starring in classics like Terminator, Predator and Rocky but now appear in demeaning cameo roles looking ever more older, wrinkled and saggy with each passing increasingly irrelevant non-event film.

Just have a bit of self-respect for fucks sake and be remembered for what you were in the you’re prime and what made the films a success in the first place and not the per formative social justice lecturing featuring wimminz, trannies and ethnics that bear little or no resemblance to the originals. At least Bruce Willis got dementia before he could embarrass himself further with more Die Hard films.

Time to hang up the bullwhip and fedora Harrison, maybe a nice Saga cruise to the fjords next time? Sly, less Rocky more rocking chair. And Arnie?

“I’ll be back”…..I fucking well hope not.

oneroomwithaview

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Transgender Woke (But There is Hope?)

Transgender ‘women’ banned’.
Is sanity returning?
Is there hope that woke is dying?

Someone actually grew a pair, or had a pair and
told them all how many beans made 5 and it didn’t
include two panty wearing poofters.

Well done. I doubt Lord Coe had anything to do with the
decision, he’d have been trumpeting to the heavens (press) if he had.

Can I add that this should have been nipped in the bud, from the
first second some testosterone filled cunt put a wig on
and called himself a woman?

BBC News Link.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Cunts without cunts are cunts

 

The world is truly fucked when we have arse bandits, rug munchers, trannies, he/she/them/there/it’s starting families.

Can you imagine how damaged these kids are going to be? not to mention some of the horrors they are going to witness at a young age.

What is it with these freaks that makes them decide they want a kid in a very un natural way, they should just get a dog and leave the poor kids alone..

Wales on line

Nominated by Fuglyucker, link provided by Imitation Yank.

King Charles III (14)

 

We haven’t had the coronation yet, and old jug ears is acting like a twat already.

Not content with talking to vegetables, (his wife included), he’s authorised an investigation into how the royal family benefitted from the slave trade.

Somebody tell me Markle and Hewitt aren’t involved somehow.

Listen Charlie boy, you are about to become king of a (once) great nation. Your job is to look down your nose at the people asking for reparations, insult them, and treat them with the contempt they deserve.

You didn’t take much notice of the way your father handled foreign relations did you?
He also intends to somehow change the wording at his coronation to protect the faiths instead of concentrating on Christianity. I hope the Archbishop of Cunterbury smacks him round an ear with the sceptre until he gets it right.

Alfred the Great, Richard the Lionheart, both Queen Elizabeths, must be spinning in their tombs.

Bbc news

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.

Frankland Prison


Frankland Prison are allowing prisoners to have landline phones in their cells.
This category A prison, home to such charmers as Wayne Couzens, Levi Bellfield and Ian Huntley, is installing phones in all cells so that prisoners won’t have to queue to make calls.

This is despite the fact that prisoners are not allowed to have mobile phones, so what better way to limit their means of communication with scumbags outside, than giving them a phone?

News Link.

Prison sources say that the access will be limited, but if that happens there will be no doubt be legal action by their cunty lawyers, because their yooman rights are being curtailed.

Bring back the treadmill and cat o’nine.

Nominated by : mystic maven