
Having just see the trailer for the latest instalment of the Indiana Jones franchise, ‘Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny’ we find an eighty year old Harrison Ford battling yet more Nazis. And this octogenarian daredevil isn’t alone.
Schwarzenegger and Stallone are two iconic action heroes from my childhood starring in classics like Terminator, Predator and Rocky but now appear in demeaning cameo roles looking ever more older, wrinkled and saggy with each passing increasingly irrelevant non-event film.
Just have a bit of self-respect for fucks sake and be remembered for what you were in the you’re prime and what made the films a success in the first place and not the per formative social justice lecturing featuring wimminz, trannies and ethnics that bear little or no resemblance to the originals. At least Bruce Willis got dementia before he could embarrass himself further with more Die Hard films.
Time to hang up the bullwhip and fedora Harrison, maybe a nice Saga cruise to the fjords next time? Sly, less Rocky more rocking chair. And Arnie?
“I’ll be back”…..I fucking well hope not.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator



