Now, I’m sure some of you lot will have had the home tests for bowel cancer, otherwise known as “poohsticks”.
Here’s a new one.
Well, don’t know about you, but I’m needlephobic, I pass out giving a blood sample, and I’m certainly not going to DIY.
What the fuck? Home phlebotomy!!
Don’t think so.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
I have more or less given up commentating as it seems every day the whole human race becomes an even bigger heap of stinking shit, but this cannot pass without comment. Yesterday (Juy 8th) a group of obese men and women descended on Piccadilly in London to flaunt their perv*rsions:
At the moment shops are finding it hard to get customers through their doors and Saturday business, at one time (perhaps is still?) the optimum day for people visiting bricks and mortar outlets – more business ruined because a pile of exhibitionistic Eddie Izzard wannabees decide that they need their fifteen minutes of fame. Couldn’t they have just joined in on Buggers Day which was the previous Saturday?, with yet more businesses suffering because people are so anxious that we hear about their sordid aberrations in public. It is a pity they ever decriminalised buggery – they should bring that back as an offence (plenty of MPs would suddenly find themselves up for re-election) . Let’s do the same with men called Ethel and women called Bert. I just hope Westminster council have disinfectedthe streets with that stuff that kills 99%of all known germs – there are probaby a few UNKNOWN germs amongst that pile of fuckers.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
is a cunt
I have just emailed my MP (whom I suspect of being on the woker side of the Tories) as follows:
Please urge Mr Sunak to invoke the Parliament Act on the third reading of the Illegal Migration Bill in the Lords. The unrestrained influx of economic migrants with no possible claim on our charity, and the absence of any effective mechanism for returning them whence they came, have easily exceeded our capacity for accommodating them, and have already resulted in unacceptable pressure on our already strained public services: at a time when the country is broke, and its legal population exceeds the capacity of its infrastructure. If our international commitments make it necessary for us to accept immigrants who disguise their origins and who are not in any sense refugees, to the benefit of organised criminal organisations, then our international commitments are an ass. We are on the verge of civil unrest here. Yours etc.”
Cunters may care to use this as a template.
Thanks.
Komodo
Nominated by Komodo.
Saw this cunt and thought what a weapons grade thieving piece of council estate shit this cunt is, this mother fucker is a prolific thief who after being chased by the rossers ended up being bitten by the police dog [ good dog, hopefully he looks like a fucking werewolf and is called Satan] shame it didnt eat the cunt, probably choosy what it puts in its mouth.
Anyway back to this cunt Sonnie Stow[the cunt], this piece of monkey shit is now going to sue the police for being bitten by the dog, after trying to escape WTF has happened to this country, where fuckers like this are tolerated.
No doubt there will be some vulture of a solicitor defending this cunt, hope he gets laughed out of court so fast he dosnt have time to scratch his worthless balls.
Also feed to solicitor to Satan the police dog while your about it, the world no longer needs these vultures keeping these cunts out on our streets, Uncle Terrys place is whats required……gas mark 6.
Nominated by : Fuglyucker
This is who won. And who came second.
https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1678117142942580738
The one who came second? Truly what a beauty. The one who came first. Well really?! She doesn’t look a classical beauty at all.
That’s because she’s a man.
Next stop for Miss Netherlands the The Miss Universe Contest. Wow a man could win Miss Universe.
Miss World comes to mind from days of yore.
I bet if George Best was alive today and still pulling he WOULD actually ‘kick (Miss Netherlands) out of bed’.
Remember the protest at the Miss World competition all those years ago and Bob Hope getting angry…well the women protestors were protesting at the demeaning objectification of women.
Why wasn’t there protests at this competition?
She really is a Beauty the one who came Second.
Yes I think it is perfectly legitimate to have beauty contests.
Yes womanly beauty. You simply cannot fake it. The delicacy of the jaw line. The winner’s jawline is masculine no matter which way you look at it. Her arms aren’t right. Nor his/her chest. Upper chest. It’s bony. Also ‘she’ is showing a ‘bit o’ leg’. But it’s not a lovely long shapely leg that a beautiful woman has. It’s hard and er…not shapely.
I think I’m falling for this second woman. I’d love to be up close with her right now and and feel her soft curvaceous figure burying my head in her luscious…
Hold yourself together lad.
I must calm myself down by thinking of Ann Widdecombe or Margaret Thatcher.
No all I need to do is think of Miss Netherlands-
https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1678400946374602754
Nominated by : Miles Plastic
