A lifeglug-attached cunting for our Great and Wonderful National God. – err Health Service – grinding to a halt at weekends.

I was in hospital a few weeks ago, taking up a bed in the AMU. I was there from Thursday morning to Saturday night, as doctors quibbled over whether i could have a scan. I was told i would be consulted Saturday morning but that day i was told there were no doctors available and would remain in hospital until the Monday in ‘normal working hours’. The NHS isn’t an office at a publisher for women’s magazines or coffee shop. There should be doctors available, looking at drugs, blood results and organising scans 24/7. That is why we spaff so much cash on the service. Diseases and injuries don’t have the weekend off.

It’s bad enough my GP only working 3 days a week, to have doctors going home Friday night to reappear on Monday morning is pretty shite.

There’s enough of them to cover the weekend so that services don’t get held up and cunts like myself aren’t taking up emergency beds. I was moved to a ward late on Saturday night but I shouldve been moved and scanned by Friday evening.

This not a cunting of the NHS, just for how it operates at weekends and how much more efficient and safer it would be if proper cover was organised. The tardy cunts never sent my GP a copy of the discharge letter either.

fullfact

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

An Addendum on the NHS below from Cuntybollocks.

I’d like to second this cunting, if I may. Not per-se the weekend thing, but the NHS in general.

I’m worried about the mother. She’s never ill but was in hospital recently due to some weird stomach issue that really fucked her up (couldn’t walk, lost her voice, lost loads of weight etc.).

Well, they think it was due to a burst stomach abscess, but they want to find out what caused it.

But her appointment to have tests done was cancelled due to the specialists being on strike. £120k+ p.a. + not enough then? My heart fucking bleeds.

NHS appointments being cancelled were as rare as rocking horse shit a few years back. Now, every cunt I know seems to be having issues.

What the fuck are we paying for? My mum must’ve put 10s of thousands into the kitty and now can’t access it when she needs it for pretty much for the first time since she gave birth a million years ago.

It’s a fucking piss take.

This is not aimed at most NHS front line workers btw, who are underpaid and undervalued as a whole.

Almost every cunt and cause has now got an ‘International Day’. Women (yes, even those with penises Keir), refugees, the QWERTY+ people (about 365 of them actually) climate action, domestic violence, and even teachers. Lets hope they are not striking, that would be fucking awkward.

I missed World Down Syndrome Day in March and was busy nailing a pigs head to the door of the local mosque on Zero Discrimination Day. Micro-Small and Medium-sized Enterprises Day last month also passed me by. A real banger by all accounts, those crazy kids. Never mind, there is always next year!

Even Sleepy Joe gets a day, National Hairstylist Appreciation Day. Its like Christmas and Donald Trump being indicted rolled into one. A big bouncy bouffant on top of a creeped out eight year old. And who could forget World Alzheimer’s Day? Well Joe probably will.

How about a ‘Shove Your Virtue Signaling International Days Up Your Arse Day’?

Now that I would raise a glass to.

UN Link

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

It just had to happen didn’t it , Unilever agrees to to let Putin conscript their employees to be cannon fodder.
This company which seeks to lecture us on lgbtxyz rights and claims the moral high ground through its dreadful ice cream makers Ben and Jerry has allowed its 3000 employees to get shot at in the name of whatever.

The war started the best part of 18 months ago and the writing was on the wall long before the bullets started to fly. A genuinely caring company would have not gone to Russia in the first place but most of the money grabbing cunts saw the writing on the wall and shut down their operations.; not so Unilever.

The cunts are now reaping the piss poor rewards.

As ever Admin ,I rely on my brighter fellows to provide the appropriate links.

https://myjoyonline.com/unilever-will-let-russia-employees-be-conscripted
(Link provided by Minge Juice Bottler)

Nominated by : Guzziguy.

Regulars on here know that it’s my considered opinion that cunts on bikes should rot in hell.

You know the types I’m talking about. They race through red lights, pedestrian crossings and pedestrianised areas. They swing from the road to the pavement and back again. They cycle the ‘wrong way’ down the street while using a mobile phone.They ride without lights at night. And so on.

Then you’ve got your lycro loony. They dress up in ‘real cyclists’ outfits that cost a fortune but Spider-man wouldn’t be seen dead in, then ride along the roads in packs, two or three abreast, chatting away to each other, no doubt about the virtues of the latest tyre pump or water bottle.

But there’s a truly special brand of cycle arsehole that occupies a class all by himself. I refer of course to delivery cycle cunts, those reckless bastards from the likes of ‘Just Eat’, ‘Deliveroo’, and ”Uber Eats’. They commit all the transgressions that your ordinary, bog standard cycle cunt commits, just at three times the rate and three times the speed.

We all know why they act the way they do of course. If they followed the Highway Code, each journey would take longer, and time is money. Imo the way some of them carry on constitutes a form of reckless endangerment. How they don’t seriously injure themselves and members of the public more often than they do is a mystery to me.

I don’t know if these cunts are subjected to any form of regulation, but if they aren’t, it’s about time they were. Fucking twats.

Scotsman Link.

Reading Chronicle Link.

links etc ad nausem.

Nominated by : Ron Knee