It probably looks pretty good in p0rn films with a girl getting double or even triple plugged. And it has to be said a young woman’s arse is one of the Wonders of the World!

However, I have only ever indulged in anal sex 3 times over the last 40 odd years, and not one of them turned out as well as you see in those very same films.

The first time was when I was about 18, drunk after a cranky party and ended up in bed with a girl called Emma. Very much a one night stand, but despite that for the first 30 odd minutes we went through the usual positions until for whatever reason I shoved my dick in her arsehole while she was on all 4s presenting herself to me.

It hurt both of us like hell and of course she simply wasn’t ready for such an invasion, as I found out when I pulled out!!

2nd time, I was in my 30s. Very much the same scenario as before, but on this occasion the woman had done anal before and could easily accommodate me. But I still found it not only painful but also a right old turn off. And that was that.

The final time was just a few months ago with the wife. This time we did our homework and did all the necessary “prep work” before hand But again it just didn’t do anything for me and I soon ended the idea.

So yeah, watching a girl getting plugged up the arse looks good on film, but the reality is far far different – at least for me.

Nominated by Technocunt.

Katie fucking Price again,

this fucktard is up in arms about having a £15k leccy bill, she has highlighted that she shouldnt have to pay because she is bankrupt, so im thinking thats just some other fucker she isnt going to pay, to ad to all the other people she will never pay, honestly this bitch must be half pie key or something, the only purse she ever gets out is her rancid pigs ear purse.

How the fuck do you run up a £15k electric bill even in this day and age, she must have Harvey running around turning everything on all the time, or more than likely its just the fact that as usual she dosnt give a fuck and hasnt for years and now its caught her up, how much of a pleb do you need to be to allow this kind of shit to happen,

get a grip on reality you dozy tart, your not royalty and you have to be responsible for your leccy bill ya cunt….

Yahoo Link.

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

This cunt, Taylor Moss, crashed his car on the way to the airport for a holiday in Tenerife………ok, but he left THREE people in the wreckage with life changing injuries.

He then legged it with his girlfriend to continue with his holiday. Said Cunt has just been sentenced to Three years inside, not fucking long enough…… CUNT

telegraph

Nominated by Paul.

 
I’d like to nominate ‘Royal fans’ and the newspaper stories where they ‘go wild’ because Kate Middleton had a ladybird land on her arm or some other such innocuous nonsense.

The royal family, like all truly rich people, utterly despise their subjects and quite rightly so. The average Ant and Dec or Strictly watching, shopping at Iceland moron ought to be abhorred.

Even if you think they like you, they don’t, as bloodnutted royal arse-kisser Nicholas Witchell found out when he heard then Prince Charles referring to him as ‘that awful man’.

Does King Charles have even an ounce of respect for the flunky who wipes his backside for him or puts the toothpaste on his brush? Of course not.

This lot are even more pathetic than the sort of twat who worships regular celebrities, who might, at least, acknowledge where they’ve come from.

Grow a spine and stop simpering over chinless inbreds who’d step over you if you were having a heart attack without even thinking to order their servant to call you an ambulance.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine.

They want the match with Tottenham replayed because a decision went against them and a goal was disallowed in error.

What is forgotten is that their first goal was given for a foul that never was. The spurs defender played the ball. Liverpool scored from the free kick.

My point is you win some, you lose some.

Yes, VAR is annoying and doesn’t always get it right but don’t whinge that it only happens to your club. Mind you, the scousers are world class at it aren’t they?

thisisanfield.com

Nominated by : Lord Helpus

With a second half provided by Imitation Yank:

Seconded.

Sly Sports chief ex-ref cunt Dermot Gallagher was flapping his lips about this on the Sly Sports website. It was the wrong call, we all know that. All the officials got it wrong and a legitimate goal was chalked off. Fine. We get it. Sly Sports did do some homework and listed the PGMOL’s previous apologies for VAR getting it wrong. The list contains fixtures involving several other Premier League teams who were on the wrong end of incorrect VAR decisions.

Yes those team’s managers grumbled at the time. Yes they were upset at the injustice. Yes they got on with it. But not the Scousers. No, when they’re the victims the Earth has to stop rotating on its axis, full investigations must be undertaken and all those involved in the blatant conspiracy against all things Scouserpool FC should be publicly tortured and killed. A bit like what the Scouser fans did to Juventus fans in the Heysel Stadium.

Sky news

And extra time overseen by Herman Jelmet:

I would like to endorse this cunting if I may.

Is there a more loathsome outfit than Liverpool Football Club?
Are there a bigger bunch of entitled, whining, self pitying, chippy cunts than their fans?

Apparently there’s some of the daft twats calling for the match to be replayed. Fuck me sideways. All because their holier than thou team were on the receiving end of some extremely shoddy refereeing for a change.

If that’s the case, where do you draw the line??? How far back do you want to go to rewrite history in order to get the result you would prefer?

When the Bin Dippers played Tottenham Hotspur in the European Cup Final in 2019, they were awarded a penalty within seconds of the start of the game – thus completely destroying the game, leaving their opponents chasing the entire game and greatly reducing any chances Tottenham had of winning. (Tottenham could argue this if you catch my drift)

Personally, I found that penalty award to be very harsh although these things are open to debate and opinion.

There are a multitude of examples of truly shocking refereeing decisions down the years, many of which are far far worse than the soft penalty I posted in that video for example.

My point is that wanting or demanding games be replayed sets a very dangerous and complicated precedent.

How’s about replaying the 2019 European Cup Final for a start?
Or replaying Man United v Wolves from a few weeks ago (even though I didn’t think the goalie fouled the Wolves player but many did)

Or the England v Germany match from 2010?

Or England v Germany from 1966?

While we’re at it – how’s about some reparations for the English clubs banned from Europe for years because of the Scouse cunts?

Weeeccccchhhhhh!!!!

Youtube