Possibly her best side, her back side. C.A.
I would be grateful if you would award a cunting for these unattractive thick slappers whose tv careers have gone from strength to strength by virtue of appearing on BBC (who else?)
Bargain Hunt.
My much loved wife is an avid fan of this programme and it’s various offshoots but I forgive her because she has early onset small-vessel disease vascular dementia.
I happen to be in the same room whilst she’s watching this tosh and I have come up with my list of “batty Bargaincunt Babes”First off (and I’m guessing that some people on this site are so sexually indiscriminate that they think she’s fit) is Christina Trevanion.
This bitch whose head is wider than Stewie Griffin’s and who has a sister with Down’s who looks just like her flirts with all the dealers that she’s buying from buy giggling uncontrollably like a fucking idiot.
It’s not sexy. If she laughs like this incessantly for no reason what do you think she’d be like if you flopped your todger out !?
Next in line is the ginger-haired inane giggler who has not progressed further than being a 6 year old silly little girl.
This gurning imbecile with teeth like Bugs Bunny just can’t stop chuckling at absolutely everything. Not only that, but there’s no way that her collars and cuffs match!
I almost forgot to mention the lunatic Natasha Raskin Sharp who must burn up 3000 Calories per show simply by laughing her head off. The Scottish-accented cunt is clearly of unsound mind.
She is so doolally that she probably forgets to wipe her arse after visiting the lavatory.
Not at all giggly but blessed with a soft immature voice is the dithering blithershit Kate Bliss. This posh-talking simpleton went to Oxford don’t cha know. How the fuck is that even possible!?All I know is that the cunt must have strong family connections.
Another idiot is that piece of milfy slutty-looking readers’ wives wank-fodder Catherine Southon .Yet another failure.
I used to fantasise about her sitting on my face but in reality I reckon that her pussy and bum crack have got bits of stale toilet paper stuck to them.
Finally, Roo Irvine who has an antique shop in the wilds of . Well all I can say is she must have a wealthy and forgiving husband. If she runs her shop with the same degree of incompetence that she displays on the telly he must be constantly bailing her out financially.
I must come across as being a misogynist, but no matter how hard I try I’m afraid that I don’t find any of them sexy.
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Nominated by cuntator, with extra link provided by C.A.
