A two cheeks on the same arsehole cunting for that gruesome twosome Prince Andrew and his chiselling frump of an ex-wife Sarah ‘Fergie’ Ferguson. Struth, where the fuck do you actually start with this pair of charmers?

Well, good ol’ ‘Air Miles’ Andy, huh? As arrogant, greedy, selfish, entitled, shifty a cunt as ever walked in this fair land. We’ve known about him for years of course, with all the seedy stories of his appalling and boorish manner, and his ‘contacts’ with various shady characters of dubious reputation from unsavoury regimes, often, it seems, with his mind firmly fixed on what was in it for him.

But what’s properly blown him out of the water has been the enduring scandal of his slimy relationship with the now conveniently deceased American billionaire p@edo Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew can duck and dive like Del Boy, he can try to fudge and dissemble about the extent of his involvement in this massive sex scandal, but the shit has stuck, and still more is coming his way. As I write, the latest from the dripping tap is that he ordered one his police bodyguards to try and dig up some muck on Virginia Guiffre, the woman he paid millions to for not having sex with, and who he claims never to have met.

Anyway, some damage limitation has finally been undetaken by the Palace, and his Dukeness will no longer be referred to as ‘Duke of York’. Yet even in agreeing to forego this and other titles, he still couldn’t help but lapse into his usual pompous and bombastic manner. He wrote in a statement ‘I have decided, as I always have, to put my duty to my family and my country first’. Wow, what a sack of pretentious, self-deluding shit. No wonder everybody loathes the cunt.

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But what of his long-time partner in crime, the forever on the make grifter Fergie? She too has been someone that the rest of the royals must have longed to see the back of, from the notorious ‘toe-sucking’ sensation, to the scandal of being caught red-handed by journalists as she tried to peddle access to Andrew in return for shed loads of cash.

But just as in the case of her oaf of an ex-husband, what has really hung her out to dry is the unfolding drama of her involvement with Epstein. Ever more greedy for cash it seems, she apparently leeched off the disgraced billionaire for years as she ran up enormous bills, and even got her daughters involved. And just like the clod Andrew, she kept up her contact with Epstein after claiming that it had been broken off. Well, she can now forget the ‘Duchess’ title; it’s back to being plain old Sarah.

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I suppose that the Palace must hope that this abandonment of the use of titles might draw some sort of line under this sorry saga, and that these two sleazebags might just fade quietly away. I think that they’ll hope in vain. The cat’s well and truly out of the bag now on this pair, and you can bet that the revelations are just going to keep on coming. This is simply too good, too juicy a story to go away. Maybe the graceless chancers could run, but they can’t hide.

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Sat through the Starmer Liverpool speech and flicking through the various channels to compare the editing – always educational. Many cuts to audience to show the faithful delegates responses to the luke warm speechifying – mainly glum faces slumped in their seats until a couple of name tag wearing apparatchiks came charging in in that curious hunchback gait used to duck beneath the cameras out of shot. “Fly your fucking flags comrades”. Alas the faithful comrades had no clue. A few uncoordinated flaps and some painful grimaces to camera was all they could manage.

Pretty simple, as any good Dictator knows these matters have to be rehearsed. Imagine Last Night of The Proms without a flag waving rehearsal. Without it all you get is an embarrassed flutter with that “Get me outa here” look… This is what happens when you have panicked PR people who decide that the Starmarama must demonstrate its patriotism but has no clue how. How about a Jimmy Saville Union Flag shell suit? (Before Ed Davey pinches the idea).

Anyway we offer you my screen photo of the enraptured front bench behind the Starmarama. A picture tells a thousand words.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.

On Sunday 12 October, the aforementioned terrorist club held a “family friendly” and “inclusive” fun run in Victoria Park, East London. However, women and girls over the age of 12 were not allowed to take part. In other words, the participants were restricted to bearded savages and girls young enough to be one of the Prophet’s wives.
As you’d expect, normal people are offended that women were excluded. However, even a Labour minister was “horrified” that women weren’t allowed to join the run saying: “It’s absolutely unacceptable that women should be blocked from going on a fun run in a public space when the men are allowed to go out there and do that.” Also, he said he was sure the equalities watchdog would be aware of the case and appropriate sanctions would follow [i.e. no sanctions as Labour would be shit scared of losing 90% of their hard-core voting base].
The mayor of Tower Hamlets, Lutfur Rahman, congratulated all those who took part, “especially to the youngsters and the elders and the community at large for participating today”.
The council said it had contacted the mosque to “seek urgent clarification” after reports about age and gender restrictions. Yeah right: 42 out of the 46 (91%) of the councillors are Bangladeshi (40% of the borough’s residents, probably paying less than 20% of the council tax in the borough but using well above 60% of the council’s services and social housing), so they would have been well aware of the event beforehand, especially as most of them would be lifting their arses in the air 5 times a day at the East London Mosque.

An interesting fact I learned the other day on one of Harris Sultan’s YouTube videos. If you see a peaceful with a dark spot on his forehead it means he’s a devout and pious Muslim. This isn’t a bruise but a fungal infection because his head is banging the dirty floor where the smelly feet of these cunts have been walking.

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Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

is a cunt.
Already outlawed in Wales & Scotland, Alan Shearer & Michael Caine team up to ask Kweer to ban this offensive practice in England. The pair among a host of famous faces & campaigners that have all signed a letter urging him to “be brave, & lead with courage & compassion,” no less, to end this ‘damaging & harmful’ practice. If it was down to me, & the way things have gone with discipline, I would bring back corporal punishment. Throw the cunts in the stocks naked, so that people can throw rotten fruit at them, purchased from a nearby stall. Get the burger van around & an ice cream van & make an afternoon out of it! Smacking was nothing to what was around when I was at school, & it never did any of us any harm.

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Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe, link by Cuntemall.

are a cunt.

October’s nudist’s cunting had a bbc link. Clicked the thing. Amid real heavy hitters therein such as the cancelled nudist walk, and the rambler who stepped in some cunts scattered ashes at a beauty spot (and called the bbc to whinge) ; one short curt headline further down caught my eye.

Well, ”brothers jailed for raping 12 y.o” just wasn’t an everyday type of headline ‘in my day’. And if it DID happen ib those days, front and centre in the headlines.

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Scum. Vermin. Millions in costs. All the rest. The new (ab)normal. But ‘still’, someone might say, .. ‘at least they have the story up, albeit low key. When that Ethiopean cunt kicked the heads of the two wpc’s earlier this year, no-one at all carried it.

And to that person, I would say… swing and a miss.

Because if you’ve read the bbc link about what these two cunts did, and think therefore you’ve been informed, then read the alternative link’s coverage of the same atrocity or is it atrocities?

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Spot any differences?

Depraved indifference bordering on attempted murder? A rape baby for the taxpayer to pay for. A previous conviction by the older cunt, for … ‘something’ … and so on.

‘Tell the truth and shame the devil’ was a phrase a long time ago. Looks like it didnt have much effect in ‘future bbc workers’ households. At the very least tell the full story, or don’t tell it at all. Leaving out such pertinent tenets is defacto lying by omission.

If that diseased cunt saw fit to DO what he did, .. why can’t you see fit to tell it?

Nominated by Cuntemall.