I saw a poster for an anarchist book fair whilst walking home from work this evening. The helpful poster displayed the start and end times, what sort of items would be on offer ,details of refreshments available and activities for children. There was a phone number for anyone who had a question and directions to the venue.

I am from the West Country and therefore possibly a bit slow (incest can have that effect – NA), but isn’t anarchy supposed to be a state of utter fucking chaos? Someone had clearly missed the point here . The organiser should have had it when they felt like it, where they wanted, and balls to anyone else.

I have met various people who claimed to be anarchists, but close inspection always revealed them to be far-left leaning types who were simply uncomfortable with subjects like Washing, Going to Work, Turning up on Time and Taking Responsibility. One such berk invited a group of us round to his house and got very angry when I pointed out that all his CD’s were in alphabetical order.

I will admit to being very easily irritated, but what a bag of unmitigated shite. I apologise for not being able to find a suitable link to illustrate my point, but did note how many societies there are on-line for anarchists. It’s almost as if they like joining in with other folks.

Nominated by : Mary Hinge

Seconded by Miserable Northern cunt:

What a great nom Mary👍

If i can add?
Ive met a few anarchists.
All middle class.
They seem uncomfortable around working class people.
And all seem to be bookworms.

Anarchy isnt something to aspire to.
I like order.
Most of these cunts would be dead without mummy and daddys trust fund and Holland and Barrett.

They all seem more Rick from the young ones than Che Guevara.

If anarchy ever happens these twats would be its first casualties.
Robbed, bummed then eaten.

Currys, the retail company are a bunch of cunts.

Last Saturday, 25th October, Elder and the Berserker took me to buy a new TV, my current one having shook a 7 the night before. I purchased a suitable replacement, pleasantly surprised at how reasonably priced it was.

I paid for it and went home, where the Berserker installed it for me.

Now, here’s the reason for the cunting. Whilst paying, the sales assistant did the usual extended warranty sales pitch.
No thanks.
Did I want an electronic copy of my receipt?
Yes.

I know, I wasn’t thinking. BIG mistake!

In the last seven days, not including the receipt, I have had 10 emails from Currys mainly promoting their Black Friday sale, another American abomination.

There’s no media link but I have attached the Black Friday TV ad, for which alone Currys deserves to be destroyed, Budweiser style.

YouTube.

How very dare they!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

The United Nations are useless windbag cunts.

They’ve given the President of the United States a very stern ticking off for blowing up boats full of cocaīne that were heading towards America..

They thundered “Volker Türk said on Friday that more than 60 people have reportedly been killed in US strikes since early September.

Calling the attacks “unacceptable”, he said Washington must halt them immediately and conduct prompt, independent and transparent investigations..”

Indeed Mr Turk,that’s told him all right.

President Trump will now be shitting himself no doubt,waiting for the U.N police to arrest him and try him for genocide or something..

Or he might just ignore the stupid cunts and carry on ordering the Navy to blow narco terrorists to smithereens,as they see fit.

Hard to say.

BBC News.

I wish President Trump ran the UK Border Farce..

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Now this is a cunt in itself, somehow, I mentioned flowers in a conversation and the wife chirped up “You haven’t bought me flowers for 3 years” (I never knew she had set a timer).

I looked at her and asked her to explain the pansies and cyclamen that I purchased two days before and planted the window boxes with (to replace the tomato’s that have gone over).
Well apparently, they are “Plants”, I took Umbridge at that and pointed out the various green objects around the house that have no real function except to harbour spiders and in my opinion look suspiciously like “Plants”.

Whereas the shit I have planted outside have lots of pretty umbrellas on them that I have always thought of as “Flowers”, but they are plants unless I decapitate them and then I will have a “Plant” and some “flowers”.

The wife declined my offer of plant decapitation to rectify the problem; I also put this scenario through too several colleagues both male and female to gauge their thoughts and it would seem that I am not the only one with this line of thought.

I did buy the wife a nice bunch of decapitated bushes the next day and she was thrilled

Nominated by : Lord benny

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Cultural and Media Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee bringing you a report which may, I believe, have the potential to become an occasional feature. I’m calling it ‘Tranny Madness’, and as the name suggests, it focuses on examples of idiocy and lunacy surrounding the transgender ‘community’. So let me get the ball rolling with two recent examples.

I start with the case of designer Rebekah Chapman, who went into a Hobbycraft store in Dundee and found herself face to face with an assistant (a cock in a frock, one can only assume) wearing a badge which had on it ‘No TERFS* No Tories’. After complaining to the store manager, she was surprised to find that this individual agreed with the assistant, and claims that after being told ‘to read a biology textbook’ (no, I don’t know what that’s actually supposed to mean either), was instructed to leave the store. Chapman duly complained to Hobbycraft for being discriminated against for having a legally protected belief (ie so-called ‘gender critical’ views), and has received an apology from Hobbycraft, which states that a full investigation is underway.

Daily Fail.

Secondly we have the case of Glamour UK magazine, which has. er, named nine trans activists as ‘Women of the Year’, and put a photgraph of the so-called ‘Dolls’ on its cover. The nominees, billed gushingly as being among ‘the world’s most extraordinary women (sic)’, include one Munroe Bergdorf. Bergdorf was the first tranny woman to model for L’Oreal, before getting the tin tack for saying that the Suffragettes were ‘white supremacists’, and saying that ‘all white people were racist’.

European Conservative.

As your faithful correspondent, all I can suggest to our followers is that you have a good old bellylaugh at these examples of nutcase behaviour on the part of, and on behalf of, the transgender ‘community’. The only alternative is to cry at this state of affairs. I look forward to comments from the IsAC community on this insanity, but in the meantime, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

*Trans-exclusionary Radical Feminist

Nominated by : Ron Knee