are cunts.

I know this sort of thing has always gone on ( people visiting hospital to have improbable objects removed) , but seemingly more so these days .

The list of items is truly mind boggling – one person had to have a wallpaper scraper removed. I cannot even comprehend how it would get up there, never mind removing it. TV remotes are a favourite as well – maybe those incidents are caused by disagreements about what to watch.

It does make amusing reading but also is an indication of intelligence levels decreasing, people having too much time on their hands , and not being able to deal with the terrible scourge of Boredom in a constructive way. Not to mention the time of hospital staff being wasted.

Someone I know told me that , when he was off sick from work and very bored, he stuck a frozen sausage up his arse. The thing then stuck to his back passage and all he could do was walk round and round his flat, until it had melted a bit and could be pulled out. This took quite a while, he said, and he had not felt inclined to ask anyone for help. I said, I hope you did not put it back in the freezer afterwards.

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Nominated by Mary Hinge.

are cunts.

“Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy has said she is “minded to intervene” in the proposed £1.6bn deal for Sky to buy ITV’s media and entertainment division.

Nandy said there were reasonable grounds to believe the deal could affect free expression in the media and the variety of Britain’s news landscape.”

Somewhat ironic? Possibly.

“In a letter to both companies, she said she was minded to order the probe to address public interest considerations including:

The need for free expression of opinion in news media

The need for a range of views in news media across the UK

The need for a range of people controlling the media across the UK

The need for a wide range of programmes to be offered across the UK”

No doubt the chubby little cunt sat in the H of C terrace bar laughing like a drain.

Hypocritical cunt.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are cunts.

Myha’la Herrold (she doesn’t like her surname apparently as she is mononymous) is a weapons grade cunt. This 3rd rate actress, who no-one has ever heard of, was given a place on the vastly over hyped Celebrity Chasers, something any celebrity would kill for. What an unknown American actress, I looked her up on Wikipedia and her CV is desperately thin, was doing on the British version of this pretty good TV show God only knows. I guess, having blown the budget on some pretty big names, they needed someone who would work cheap. I am sure most people on here have seen it, so I needn’t go into details, but part of it involves people being voted off by the other contestants. She was voted off early in the proceedings, mainly I suspect, because she was boring and the other cunts on the show couldn’t be arsed with her. Naturally being a woman of colour she has put her demise down to racism and misogyny, despite about half the contestants being black (well it is the BBC after all).

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There has been a backlash of course, most likely from the BBC, who would be terrified of that sort of thing, so she is back pedalling a bit and says that the racism is unconscious bias.

In case anyone her thinks I am over educated I had to look mononymous up, it means being known by one name.

Nominated by Wanksock.

is a cunt.

The most despicable buffoon who has ever lived.
Friend of Putin, Xi and the haircut from N Korea. Speaks 99% self serving lies. Has no self awareness. Is spiteful and petty.
No friend of civilised countries. Is wrecking the USA. Surrounds himself with arselickers.
God help America. And Europe, Taiwan and anywhere else that upsets the petty orange coiffed cunt.

Many, many references to his childish spats. One below.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Ah me the ever revolving weirdness of human psycho-sexuality. Where would we – and the tabloids – be without out it. Ancient Greeks were at it, Roman Empire was at it and so on. Current media storm about choke chains but more about that later.

Last time there was much previous controversy was in relation to dogs and as a method of controlling the vicious cunts. “Choke ’em orf old sport until the buggers learn” was the long standing advice and as practised by the Kennel Club Neanderthals. Big scandal and outraged old ladies in tweed skirts and dog like faces pillared in the press. Come to think of it one of my wives who was of the doggie fancy (bred the wiffie bastards) had a cunt that smelt like a dog but I take that no further.

Then in the ’70s/’80/’90s we had a spate of Tory MPs (eg Stephan Milligan) and celebs being found dead in hotel room wardrobes with paraphernalia such as bin bags (heads in) and sash cord (knotted) and chains (tight) around very livid necks. As an old leatherman I would be the last to wish to ban the more extreme forms of human sexual expression but I retain my right to laugh at it.

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So on to the latest internet revelations viz choke chains sold for sexual pleasure and promises by the likes of Amazon and Tik Tock to take down adverts of them around female necks (with some gay turn-ons featured) and some with sound clips of sexual ecstasy. Shock horror domination and dangerous control of women. Take it down spoil sports, take it down.

Where they have a point is that there are always weirdos out there who will take pleasure in inflicting pain on their partners for money or otherwise (why do we fools find ourselves lured up the tortured path to matrimoney…deliberate misspelling). Traditionally men are wired up to experience sexual auto-asphyxiation and have practised it since time immemorial. It is the dirty secret of hanging – eg crowds of females would flock to public hangings to cheer or boo at the size of the victim’s dick.

Women do not take their pleasure in the same way so the choke chain is being flogged to the wrong market. They should have the facility to choke their male partners, not the other way around. Displays of chains in plain wrappers in every ladies hairdressers. “Something for the weekend ma’am”. What a way to go.

Reminiscing about the late Cynthia Payne, the Streatham madam, an acquaintance. She offered many services and Cynth and her girls were past masters of the arts of sexual auto-asphyxiation and could bring clients in and out of the sweet spot of the choking climax with the skill of the most experienced medical anaesthetist. Ms Payne would allude – discreetly – to her education at Guy’s Hospital and her continuing service to the staff.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.