is a cunt.
Already outlawed in Wales & Scotland, Alan Shearer & Michael Caine team up to ask Kweer to ban this offensive practice in England. The pair among a host of famous faces & campaigners that have all signed a letter urging him to “be brave, & lead with courage & compassion,” no less, to end this ‘damaging & harmful’ practice. If it was down to me, & the way things have gone with discipline, I would bring back corporal punishment. Throw the cunts in the stocks naked, so that people can throw rotten fruit at them, purchased from a nearby stall. Get the burger van around & an ice cream van & make an afternoon out of it! Smacking was nothing to what was around when I was at school, & it never did any of us any harm.

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Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe, link by Cuntemall.

are a cunt.

October’s nudist’s cunting had a bbc link. Clicked the thing. Amid real heavy hitters therein such as the cancelled nudist walk, and the rambler who stepped in some cunts scattered ashes at a beauty spot (and called the bbc to whinge) ; one short curt headline further down caught my eye.

Well, ”brothers jailed for raping 12 y.o” just wasn’t an everyday type of headline ‘in my day’. And if it DID happen ib those days, front and centre in the headlines.

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Scum. Vermin. Millions in costs. All the rest. The new (ab)normal. But ‘still’, someone might say, .. ‘at least they have the story up, albeit low key. When that Ethiopean cunt kicked the heads of the two wpc’s earlier this year, no-one at all carried it.

And to that person, I would say… swing and a miss.

Because if you’ve read the bbc link about what these two cunts did, and think therefore you’ve been informed, then read the alternative link’s coverage of the same atrocity or is it atrocities?

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Spot any differences?

Depraved indifference bordering on attempted murder? A rape baby for the taxpayer to pay for. A previous conviction by the older cunt, for … ‘something’ … and so on.

‘Tell the truth and shame the devil’ was a phrase a long time ago. Looks like it didnt have much effect in ‘future bbc workers’ households. At the very least tell the full story, or don’t tell it at all. Leaving out such pertinent tenets is defacto lying by omission.

If that diseased cunt saw fit to DO what he did, .. why can’t you see fit to tell it?

Nominated by Cuntemall.

are cunts.

Banned theme night for the ‘professionally offended’

I saw this headline whilst perusing the BBC news homepage, and I thought it strange why Britain’s remotest pub would cancel a Harry Potter themed night. I naturally assumed it was cancelled due to maybe not enough interest, or maybe being in a remote location, fancy dress items would prove difficult….or maybe the locals hadn’t heard of Harry Potter, but no that isn’t the case as this like informs:

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Apparently it’s been cancelled because the alphabet brigade who campaign for inclusivity and maybe even tolerance and love in this world, have threatened staff due to the comments from (very nice tits) JK Rowling

So, the rabble have won, for waht was a night out for the majority.

Madness…I would have gone ahead regardless..fuck em I say.

Nominated by Chuff Chuggerp.

is a cunt. It is a statement/nomination you are making Captain and not asking a rhetorical question C.A.

Just when you think Home Secretaries can’t become any worse after a laundry list of do-nothings, along comes this mouthy sack of crap. A woman so ugly, you wish she wore a burqua. Yes, the job of stopping the wave of dirty criminals invading our country bit by bit and infesting our town centres has been given to a woman …. from Paxtan.

In one of her first speeches, this Urdu cave-dweller said, “Britain has lost control of its borders”. Well, why not state the bloody obvious. Has this smelly been in a coma since the last century? Moreover, how come when she says it, it’s acceptable, but when Farage says it, he’s a racist?

At a time when we’re awaiting a proper inquiry into ‘Asian grooming gangs’ (Muslim rape gangs), we suddenly have a carpet-kissing, pakjeet controlling matters.

A Pakistani as halal Home Secretary. Don’t worry though. She’ll only let in her immediate rat-in-laws.

Sky news

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous link provided by Unkle Terry.

will be a pile of cunt.

With the re-nationalisation of Greater Anglia Railways on Sunday, 12 October, over half the operator network has been moved back into public ownership. So Sir Too Kweer is now responsible for our trains.

Of course, he has Suck Dick Kant’s GLT to use as a successful model of a large train company run by socialist politicians. Oh, wait…

And, of course, nationalised railways went so well last time didn’t they. Oh, wait…

And, obviously, Heidi Alexander has oodles of experience running multi £billion industries. Oh, wait…does managing marketing for Clothes Aid count?

What could possibly go wrong?

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PS Don’t expect ticket prices to fall due to the government taking ‘control’. No shit Sherlock!

Fuck off.

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.