Women Who Bleph


“Everyone made it out to be so easy, but my face felt like it was on fire and there was a horrible smell of burning skin,” says Nikita Morgan, as she describes her eyelid surgery.

She decided to get a blepharoplasty, or a “bleph”, removing skin from just above the eyes – after seeing videos about it on social media. Even though she was given a local anaesthetic, Nikita felt extreme pain.”

Is there no end to the appalling stupidity of these mad cunts and their Pound land plastic surgery?

Apparently not.

“Nikita, from Dublin, wanted to make her eyes more defined, but could not afford upper eyelid surgery in Ireland that she was told would cost more than €4,000 (£3,400).

Then the 31-year-old discovered on TikTok that she could get a bleph with Dutch company, Faceland for €750 (£650).

She described its clinic in Düsseldorf as “like a conveyor belt, just one in, one out constantly”.

BBC News?

Dilapidated NHS Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Cultural Misunderstandings


Along with the most recent ‘No be rapey ; rapey am BAD’ literature, .. maybe the U.K. govt. should have given the illegal and/or cray cray element another pamphlet labelled ‘Taking the bus in Britain’.

‘In Britain, when we wish to go to the library or the museum, ..we do NOT headbutt the bus driver, drag him out of his little cubby then steal the bus’.

Could’ve saved a whole slew of folk having to get their cars repaired on their own insurance .. Here’s what the good ol’ bbc had to say on the matter.

BBC News?

The 5 min Youtube link, as ever, tells the story of the bbc’s vaguely described ‘man’ – one ali balhad , it is – of the violent neanderthalic cunt’s little public transport excursion 100x better…

YouTube.

Nominated by : Cuntemall

Earl Spencer


Earl Spencer is a cunt and needs to fuck off in a hurry.

This sanctimonious shit stirrer is obviously short of a few sheckles, so it’s time to dig up the ghost of his air brained gold digging sister and revive history’s most nauseating exhibition of mass emoting so that he can cash in on the upcoming thirty year anniversary of her head butting the steering column. And now he’s using the arrival of his pigshit thick nephew and race baiting wife to try and once again drive a crack down on freedom of speech because, as with all the royal spongers and aristocratic leeches, he doesn’t think they should have to be held to account for their actions whilst enjoying the privileges of lucratively funded public life.

Someone rid us of this troublesome toffee nosed grifting cunt.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave

Kemi Badenoch (3)


Where to start? Well, may as well go with her pronouncement earlier today (October 7th) in which she said, if elected the Tories will abolish inheritance tax on family homes.

Sounds great doesn’t it? At the very sad time of a loved one passing away, you could be spared HMRC demanding their cut of the proceeds. Before we all start praising the heavens for the benevolence of the tooth gapped bag of hot air and piss, let’s remind ourselves of 3 important points:

1) Inheritance tax is absolutely immoral and should be illegal. A person’s wealth has already been taxed during their lifetime. The fact they had the temerity to die should not trigger a pay day for the bastards who work at HMRC.

2) Announcements like this are standard fare. The party in power is losing/lost control of the economy and the opposition party promises voters more money in their pockets in return for their vote. It’s a blatant bribe. Plain and simple with the most insidious part being you have to vote first and you may get something in return. If you don’t, it’s too late to take your vote back. Which leads me nicely onto….

3) How many times have we seen “promises” like this never actually materialise? Political party manifestos are a pack of lies and a tool to manipulate voters into believing they’ll get something the cunts in charge have no intention of ever delivering.

I find it astonishing the talking heads of the uni-party still have the audacity to pretend they have anything position or worthwhile to offer the electorate. We all know three absolute stone wall, cast iron facts about all politicians. They’re corrupt deceitful liars.

Kemi…do fuck off.

Financial Times.

Nominated by Immigration Yank

With a second vote from Unkle Terry:

“The Conservatives have promised to prevent long-term jobless benefit claimants from spending their welfare payments on alcohol, cigarettes and gambling.

Under the party’s proposals, claimants who have been unemployed for more than six months would see their Universal Credit cut by 30% if they have not previously paid enough into the system, despite being able to work.

This reduced rate would be paid onto a “Back to Work” card, which would not allow cash withdrawals or spending on these items”.

Fucking nonsense.

An expensive lie,it would cost billions to introduce and administer,that’s before it tries to get past Tory MPs,most of whom would be rejected by the Lib Dems as too soppy.

This tired game of fag packet policies should have been discredited decades ago,but round and round these cunts go with their heads up their arses and hands out for more expenses.

“The Tories estimate the proposed changes would move about 350,000 claimants onto the lower rate of Universal Credit, saving around £538m a year.”

Would it fuck.

BBC News?

And a third helping from Norman:

A fucking Nigerian in charge of the Conservative Party….
If you hear a rumbling noise, it’ll be Maggie turning in her grave.

Also, ‘Kemi’ and her brainwave to stop (as she views them) all job seeking scum buying booze. cigs and the like.

OK, you’ll get a few who are job dodgers. But, some – many – are out of work through no fault of their own. And, many over 50 have struggled to find work after Covid. Yet ‘Kemi’ tars them all with the same scum brush. And, the cliche that all unemployed are lazy twats who blow their cash on smokes , cheap lager and lottery tickets is as insulting as it is pathetic.

My dad’s kid brother was a grafter. A proper hard worker. Yet he couldn’t get a job for love nor money in the early 80s. So, my Uncle Frank went to Holland and laid bricks there for well over a year on and off. Uncle Frankie also had s few simple pleasures in life, like a smoke and a pint. But he didn’t blow all his money on such things. He knew his priorities, which were his wife and kid.
Yet, if he were in that situation today, ‘Kemi’ would label him as a leech and try to impose her ludicrous rules onto him and others. Funny, how she hasn’t mentioned the enormous bill the asylum seekers and dinghy rats have, isn’t it? All the Pakis and Africans who no speaky English or do a stroke of work, yet live off the state here forever without question. What about them, eh Kemi? Yer cunt, Looking after your own, I suppose.

Not all unemployed are skiving chain smoking alcoholic gambling wasters from the Rab .C. Nesbitt school. Also, not all of them like being out of work. So, fuck off, you spoonfed fascist tree swinging cunt.

Pensioners with The Gayness


Oddly individuals sexuality has never seemed to me to be a barrier to anything at all in our country..

Silly old me,what a naive cunt I am..

“As a 75-year-old lesbian, Mindy Meleyal has lived through every major milestone in the modern LGBT rights movement, from the start of decriminalisation in 1967 to the first same-sex marriages in 2014.

But now she says this important part of her identity is frequently overlooked due to her age.

She’s part of England’s older LGBTQ+ community, which a new report suggests often experiences poorer health, more limited finances and greater social isolation than the wider older population.

The report, from the Centre for Ageing Better, says without specialist support, this growing demographic could be forced “back into the closet” when accessing care, warning they may even delay getting the care they need because of concerns about homophobia”.

What the fuck is this?

Special treatment for the Gays?

Why not,every other mentalist group is at it..

“Norman Goodman, 75, came out as bisexual in his late 60s after the death of his wife Marilyn.

The couple never had children, and Norman now has no immediate family nearby to help him with things like hospital visits or housework.

He says his support system comes in the form of his partner Tony, and a group of friends and neighbours he refers to as his “chosen family”.

“I’m lucky, I’ve got great friends and great neighbours, and I know I can knock on somebody’s door day or night and I could get help,” he says.”

So what? Are they sure there is a national conspiracy against Gay?

“It’s important that you can go, that you think, ‘You know what, I could live there because I know the staffing, the ethics, the rules, everything about the place has been put together from an LGBTQ+ focus,’”

Here’s some news,you’re not special,not deserving of priority treatment nor worthy of anyone’s pity..

You are just whingeing cunts trying to leverage Gayness to your personal advantage.

BBC News?

Fuck off.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry