Oh dear, what can the matter be?. Entitled Asian woman who cooks a bit and has done for ten years on the BBC (of course) has had her series discontinued,

Well many programmes have come and gone, but this case is different, because, apparently, according to La Hussain the BBC don’t support “Muslim women like me”.

As if!

I suspect the simple truth is she has had ten years, numerous series, and viewing figures have dropped off – nothing more, nothing less, but of course, being what she is, there has to be some sinister motive against the poor little downtrodden bissom:-

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

“Ms. Jackson”

I am sorry I can’t give you this dear ladies first name, as we have not been vouchsafed it – a pity because if she had we could have had her name engraved on a silver rose bowl, as she would win the title of the most stupid, ignorant, entitled old bag of the week.

This shrivelled up old lovely saved up her pension money with a friend to have a holiday in Spain, which they had. But it was ruined for her – by Spaniards!.

Ms. Jackson feels that Spaniards should holiday abroad when she takes herself off there.

“I cried” she said. So did I, dear, from anger and laughter at your sense of entitlement.

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

With an assist from Sam Beau

it`s Freda, Boggsy.

I would like to nominate these wankers for a eco unfriendly cunting. I went with my current supplier five years ago. Lo and behold an email drops from these twats demanding a sum in the teens demanding payment. Fuck off thinks I, it’s a scam. A few days later another one drops telling me that county court judgement is being considered. Right, log on to current supplier asks how long I have been with you? Answers me and asks what is the date on the alleged debt? None says I. Likely a scam says staffer.

Ring Octopus, get some dozy twat go through what my contention is, that no date was sent for the alleged charges, oh our mistake.
Well says I, you send a letter with a bill, I will write a cheque and post it back to you. Oh pay it online, not a chance you fuck with me, I fuck you around too.

Needless to say, no letter from them. I guess I shall be ringing some cunt further up the food chain come Monday. Wankers.

BBC News. (Related link from Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : CuntyMort

Is a tramps cunt.

These tinker cunts are embroiled in a spat with something called Brent Council over their site,which it appears has become dangerously overcrowded and a fire hazard.

The Chief Gyppo says they will make a Stand and it will take the Army to get them to up sticks and fuck off..

Meanwhile the Clipboard Warriors at the Council have countered with a peace initiative,offering a load of houses to our Travelling Chums,no questions asked.

In the midst of this titanic struggle the Fire Brigade turned up and fitted free smoke alarms in all the caravans,just in case Old Mr Corcoran got pissed and decided to smoke in bed..

Personally speaking it seems to me the best solution to this tumult would be for the Tinkers to invite the Council top brass round for a decisive meeting, during which the RAF could napalm the entire site.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

In 2014, David Cameron (Cunt – NA) gave the go ahead to dual (widen) 13 miles of the A1.

For Felicity and James Hester, Melanie and Julien Wesby-Scott ( don’t hate them because they are double barrelled) and Martin Beal, this meant that their homes would have to be demolished to make way.

The scheme was stalled for years, but in 2024 Rishi (Cunt – NA) gave the go ahead

Here’s the kicker.
Unfortunately, the new Labour Government cancelled the project in October 2024, as they couldn’t allow schemes that were ” not already fully funded” to go ahead, after £68m has already been spent.

WHAT THE HELL?

The Hesters, unable to find a suitable property with room for a paddock, stables, etc. have relocated to Cumbria.
Melanie and Julien moved in 2019, after 10 years and much money modernising their home.
The Beals, whose farmhouse had been a family home since 1904 ( yes, 120 years), have now obtained planning permission to build a new farmhouse, after numerous delays in receiving compensation.

Under the Critchel Down rulings, the people are offered the opportunity to buy the property back, but as they have been empty for years, all have said no thanks.

So, £68m, plus £30k monthly paid for insurance and council tax ( with a premium for an empty property) paid by National Highways, plus £100k for the demolition of the Beals old farmhouse.

Sounds like a bargain.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest