Woe is me. Just when you thought it was safe to get into your gondola for a fun trip around the canals of Venice, who pops up but Greta ‘The Doom Goblin’ Thunberg to spoil things.

Fresh from her triumphant tour of the Eastern Mediterranean, the smirking, supercilious little twat has emerged again with her ‘climate catastrophe’ hat back on. She and a horde of Extinction Rebellion nutters turned up in the great Renaissance city to stage a series of stunts which included throwing green dye into the Grand Canal. Grrrrreat!

As a result of this ludicrous posturing, little Greta was made the subject of an exclusion order and fined about £130, as were many of the other red costumed clowns taking part. Talk about being up themselves.

I might just feel a touch of sympathy for little Greta if she had the gumption to turn up in Beijing, capital city of the world’s greatest polluter, and stage a protest there. We all know she won’t of course. Personally I’d have loved it if the Italians had slung her into the slammer for a couple of months. That might have wiped that smug, self-congratulatory expression off her insufferable little face.

Ah, me. Will no one free us from this turbulent little runt?

GB News.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Regrettably I’ve had to cancel the planned family holiday after discovering West Africa might not be quite “up to snuff”..

It seems sorcery and black magic are very much part of their vibrant relaxed culture,unfortunately it also often means murdering people to make “magic charms” that apparently gives the buyer “juju” so they can buy a new mud hut or lodge an “asylum claim” in dear old Blighty..

Anyway I suggest the Sierra Leone Board of Tourism has a word with these witch doctors sharpish..

BBC News.

Dear me.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Ms.Mahmood has announced “fast track” deportations, blocking visas from three African countries amongst other possible changes to the chocolate teapot that is our immigration “system”..

Will it get past her own colleagues?

Is she full of shit?

Will Pakistan,Iran and Afghanistan be added to the visa ban?

So many questions,so many cunts.

I think she’s lying and supposes the looters will be scared off after reading an article about it in The Times over tea and scones.

Time will tell.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Coarse fishing in my eyes is a cunt.

Angler catches 1,080 fish in five hours in Wye Championship | Hereford Times.

I can understand the pike/carp fishing side of it to a point, Its very easy to do while sat tending a fire and drinking your own body weight in beer over a weekend trying to catch some large fish, Some people even eat pike.

But what exactly is the point in the type of fishing in the link I provided, Catching and likely damaging many of the 1080 tiddlers in pursuit of being able to say Ha! I caught more than you?

To me, Fishing is something best done in the sea or lochs for something actually edible.

On my little island theres over 800 lochs, almost all full of wild brown trout, not a stocked fish to be seen.

And 14 sea lochs, Salmon, Sea trout, Cod, Pollock, Mackerel and Flatties galore.

Membership for the trout whipping club is about 40 quid a year which includes club boat hire on many of the lochs and sea lochs, Sea fishing like anywhere is free and the aim is to catch dinner rather than fill a bag with bait and babies for a photo.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

May I have the privilege of introducing Mary Magdalene to IsAC? No, not THAT Mary Magdalene, but a Canadian ‘model’ who’s spent something like £380k for the purpose of turning herself into a ‘mutant hybrid apocalyptic otherworldly goddess’.
As you do.

This transformation includes extensive tattooing, getting tits like footballs, an arse like a barrage balloon, and a ‘custom designed’ fanny, meant to be ‘the fattest in the world’. Blimey and cripes.

So here you go cunters; judge for yourselves just how successful Ms Mary has been in her endeavours.

The Stun.

Now clearly her efforts have not been received with universal acclaim, and she’s been extensively trolled. ‘People judge the hell out of you’, she wails. Well to be fair dear, you can hardly blame Joe and Jane Public for being, shall we say, negative, if you decide to turn yourself into something that out-monsters Frankenstein’s best efforts. Speaking personally, I can only say that I think you need help. Perhaps you really are the stuff of some bloke’s dreams, but you’re assuredly the stuff of my nightmares.

What a narcissistic, attention-craving twat.

Nominated by : Ron Knee