It’s comforting to know that our hard-working MPs will once again be tucked up nice and warm in their homes for another winter, courtesy of UK taxpayers.

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Of course some of our pensioners won’t be so lucky now that our munificent government has taken the axe to the Winter Fuel Payment, after swearing blind before the general election that it wouldn’t.

Still, our suffering pensioners can heart from the fact that their sacrifice will enable old ‘TwoTierNeverHereFreeGear’ and his band of rogues to continue spending
billions on setting up illegal migrants in comfort, not to mention sending more billions in freebies abroad.

I’m just surprised that they didn’t do away with the £10 Christmas bonus while they were about it. Still, there’s always next year for that. All together now…

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Ignorant school drop-out Angela Rayner has only one area of expertise – dropping her knickers, boasting about getting pregnant at 15, her daughter carrying on the family tradition, and stealing the husband of Mrs. Tarry, then dropping him (the only one we know about). She is a coarse, vulgar whore, the sort of street woman that not that many years ago you could have “had” for a pound or thirty shillings in Portsmouth docks.

Why on earth then does Dame Kweer allow her to decimate the English countryside – the only bit of our heritage not ruined beyond repair by successive governments of both colours.

We all know why this scabby, bow legged raddled walking STD has been allowed to do it, and that is to provide housing for the illegal immigrants that have already arrived, and will continue to rise under the flabby faced brainless cunt of a Prime Minister, who with his greasy white makeup looks like an embalmed corpse.

Labour scum. I’d say fuck her, but far too many already have.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

is a cunt.

Congratulations to this young feller who’s just beaten all his competitors to win Fashion Awards Model Of The Year 2024. In a ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall, this young alphabet boy said, “No matter what anybody says around you, you are that bitch, and you will be that bitch, and you will be as successful as you want to be as long as you follow that.”

Oddly, he was wearing a dress, a Union Jack dress, so perhaps he was pretending to be a woman.

Well done to this gender-confused, young dude for having the courage to be able to walk down a catwalk better than his female colleagues.

What a load of bollocks – and I’m not talking about what this pervert tucks past his gooch every day when he plays hide the dinosaur.

He needn’t put a pair of knickers on his head to pretend he’s a cunt.

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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

Are you avin a larf?

‘The BBC will not ‘tolerate behaviour that falls below the standards we expect’

Or so say BBC bosses. Apparently without irony.
This refers to the latest shit show where the behaviour of the ‘talent’ has been ignored and covered up for years. ( that odious little cunt Wallace.)

How many times can this fucking bloated, taxpayer funded shower of time – serving, overstaffed cunts get away with it?
It’s time Savile House was made to fund itself.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Deck your balls with bales of holly, for this is the season to have another pop at that raddled, mutton dressed as lamb screeching trollop Carol Vorderman, She might have been Richard Whitely’s Xmas cracker 40 odd years ago, but these days the queen of daytime TV is just a cheap tramp flogging dubious “home equity” scams between the funeral ad, with the coffin in a sidecar, and bog roll dog.

But Carol is a woman, and therefore, inevitably, a victim. All the sisters are victims these days, and while she might not have been a victim of Gregg Wallace, that naughty, naughty man, she was the victim of somebody and because the would-be shrinking violet complaimed about him, she was sacked from an un-named TV.

Or was she?. The self-obsessed, hey-look-at-me old tart needs to stay relevant so such an intangible story MIGHT be true. Equally it might just be a figment of her imagination. Just like Mrs. Draper missing Derek, I dare say she still pines over Richard Whitely, and suffers night starvation as a result.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.