We all know the health service is under considerable strain but spare a thought for the staff who are desperate for “relief” and are “caught short” in the operating theatre..
You have to admire our multicultural friend,straight back to it without stopping for a nice sit down with a brew and a smoke..
Anyway he promises not to do it again so that’s that.
Carry On Doctor.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
We all know Charlie as the mouthpiece of the Mega Movement and personal friend of The Donald. Brown bread now courtesy of a Lone Nut with an elderly bolt action single shot Mauser rifle (echoes of Lee Harvey Oswald).
From the BBC website:
At about 12:20, he is asked by a member of the crowd: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”
He replies: “Too many.”
The questioner then states there had been five in 10 years and asks Kirk how many mass shootings there had been in that time.
“Counting or not counting gang violence?” Kirk replies.
Then a single shot is heard, which is believed to have been fired from the roof of the Losee Center, a building overlooking the quad.
If it is still up this is footage of Charlie’s last moments talking with supporters:
I use the weasel words “if it is still up there” because the footage exploded (rather like Charlie’s neck) immediately all over the internet but now takes some tracking down having been removed wholesale by The Powers That Be so as not to affront the sensibilities of their usual clientele watching kiddy porn and bestiality (no we will not provide links). Print media have also decided not to use stills of Charlie’s carotid artery pumping out blood.
How different now to the Swinging Sixties when we avidly watched President Kennedy’s head exploding in a mist of blood courtesy of the Lone Nut with a vintage Mannlicher bolt action single shot rifle (sound familiar). Endlessly repeated on glorious 405 lines black and white TV or a short trot down to the local flea pit to watch the newsreels in glorious Technicolor. Pretty soon analogue enhancements of the film started appearing and these days you can watch it all and the conspiracy theories in 4K.
Assassination for the 4K/6K/8K Woke Age requires digital blurring of the action and editing to cut away from the nasty reality. Charlie Kirk still remains very dead though and the conspiracy theories knot and gender. Anyone got Trump in the Pool?
Nominated by Sir Limpy Stroke.
Mark Constadine is a cunt.
He is the CEO of Lush, a High Street chain known for its bath and shower products.
In a similar pointless virtue signalling exercise, similar to that of the British Paralympic team cunted here 10th September, he ordered the closure of all shops, factories and on-line shop in the UK for 24 hours on the 3rd September.
Why? In solidarity with Palestine, of course!
Has this largely unnoticed gesture made any difference at all? Of course not, in fact I doubt that many people were aware.
However, I’m sure the Palestinians are comforted to know that the citizens of the UK were devastated that they were unable to purchase their Pineapple Passion bath bombs for an entire 24 hours.
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
The 30th of September!
Hold the front page and save the date for this exciting event!
Enormous link, and not so much a cunting but a clowning.
Fuck me, how exciting, an event to celebrate a train station bench!
Really? That’s the best Scarborough can do?
All, if you’re unable to travel to Scarborough to take part in this matchless event ( those with dicky tickers should not attend), I will record a candle burning from start to collapse in a puddle of melted wax.
Available free, on request, no need to thank me.
Dear Heaven, let me off this roundabout.
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
The “England” football team
A fantastic result in the World Cup qualifiers for England, who’ve just thrashed
Serbia 5-0.
The goalscorers were:
Harry Kane, (on loan from Ireland).
Chukwunonso Azuka Tristan “Noni” Madueke, (Nigerian).
Ezri Ngoyo Konsa, (Congo/Angola).
Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi, (Ivory Coast).
And a last minute penalty scored by Marcus Rashford, whose parents came from two different parts of the West Indies.
Assists were by:
Declan Rice, (who actually played for the Republic of Ireland).
Morgan Rogers, (half Jamaican).
And Guehi again.
The glorious victors were managed by Thomas Tuchel, (Germany).
These are just the players who affected the scoreline. I’m not going to list all the non-English people in the squad.
The loony left will still tell you we’re not losing our national identity.
Nominated by : Duke of Cuntshire