Dead Pool [399]

Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who has won Dead Pool 398 by picking Walter Koenig the Us actor best known for his role as Pavel Checkov in the original Star Trek who has sadly died aged 90.

On to Deadpool 399

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.You can pick someone elses noms from the past round.First come first serve.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination is already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Mr Uddin and his TPIM


I couldn’t find a picture of the very sadly deceased Mr. Uddin, so here’s a picture of the very lovely Alcatraz instead – NA.

“Akhtar Uddin, 35, a builder from east London, died in HMP Wandsworth on Christmas Day 2021 after being jailed the previous year for breaching Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures (TPIM).

The jury at Inner West London Coroner’s Court also found the prison service had failed to provide the support that Uddin needed.”

That’s what he needed,more support.

“Coroner Bernard Richmond KC said Uddin was “loved and loving” but was “not someone without his troubles” and these revolved around his drug use.

The coroner said he will be issuing a report to the government out of concern about a risk to other people under the terrorism control measures.”

“Dr Richard Latham, an NHS consultant forensic psychiatrist, appeared as an expert witness for the coroner and concluded that Uddin had an undiagnosed “personality disorder”, associated “psychological problems and vulnerabilities”, and this resulted in impulsiveness, grievance and paranoia”…

“Questioned by Jesse Nicholls, representing the bereaved family, Dr Latham said Uddin “felt a sense of injustice” about being branded a terrorist.”

Quite the injustice indeed,perhaps when all the appalling costs of cases such as these are settled it would be best if these types of foreign spies and murderers were “given better outcomes” for their rather unpalatable behaviour..

Immediate Tandoori Oven.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Online Shops & Data Hackers

 

are cunts.

I woke up the other morning and discovered I’d spent thousands online.
So naturally, I blamed a data hack.

“I’ve been hacked!” I told the bank.

They told me to check my browsing history: It was all there — clothes, high-end electronics & audio equipment, a home/office swivel chair, and somehow twelve phone chargers + cables.

Every purchase had my card, my address, and my delivery instructions.

Turns out I hadn’t been hacked.

I’d just scammed myself.

Fucking online cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Pubis 🍑 Mons.

The Orange plague

 

is a cunt.

The smarmy EU apparatchiks in Strasbourg have a new statue.

A naked Donald Trump holding a golf club on the shoulders of some little bloke.
its covered in 23carat gold.
and says ‘ the king of injustice. ‘

Now Donald Trump isn’t known for being humble, self effacing, and able to laugh at himself.

the statue is sort of funny till you consider hes meant to be a ally, and can make things hard for Europe,
and that these are people in power taunting someone who pretty much pays for NATO defence.

I hope this massively backfires and the smug grins falter when Tango goes mental with mocked.
Europe is determined to cut ties with the US and Israel.
so is the UK.
its like being sunk at sea and slashing your own lifeboat.

google

Nominated by Northern Miserable Cunt.

The International Tourism of Abdullah Albadri

 

is a cunt.

“Abdullah Albadri was carrying two knives when he attempted to get inside the embassy in Kensington on 28 April 2025, before being detained by armed police.

The 34-year-old from Kuwait had arrived in the UK on a small boat 16 days earlier.

He first travelled to the UK on a small boat in August 2021 and applied for asylum but returned to France before a decision was made.

Albadri crossed the Channel again in April 2025 and was housed in a hotel in Basingstoke for three days, before being told he was not eligible for accommodation due to his outstanding asylum application.”..

A very busy fellow,obviously well heeled enough to buy tickets on the rubber wóg ferry to Britain twice whilst plotting against Israel and ourselves.

“I want to make a crime inside there. Why are you stopping me? Why are you stopping me from making crimes?”

“During interview at a police station, he said he had wanted “to do something to stop the war”.

Twenty years in prison for his particular and popular version of tourism,which our betters seem very keen on encouraging for their own reasons.

Judith Chalmers never covered such globe trotting.

Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry