There are times when I just want to completely chill out.
I don’t want to have to concentrate or even think. I want to relax.

For those times I find that watching the snooker is ideal.
Relaxing but not too boring.
Each frame is different.

Mrs Cunter tuned into the darts tournament last night.
What a fucking load of shit!

It starts with an announcer, introducing 2 fat bastards as if they are going to be competing for a world boxing title.

“FROM LAANDAAN AND BEING BROADCAST LIVE THROUGHOUT THE WOOOOOOOOOLDDDD!!!”
“THE MIGHTY JOOOOOOW BLOOOOOOOOOOGS!!”

Then some obese, four eyed cunt appears for his walk on.
Music playing at full blast and dopey, pissed spectators holding up bizarre messages on bits of card.

The fat cunt will stop just before going up the steps to the stage to hug his family and kiss his equally obese wife.
Anyone would think that he was a fat gladiator, about to face a life or death contest in the ring.

Once he hauls his sweaty carcass up the stairs to the stage there are confused dancing girls, trying to make a routine out of the bad choice of music.

Repeat again for his opponent.

Every fucking game is exactly the same.
Score 501 and end with a double before the other fat cunt does.
There is very little skill involved in my opinion.
If anyone were to practice doing the same repetitive movement for 8 hours a day, every day, then they would be very good at it within a few short months.

Then there is the absolute arrogance when a player throws a good score.
The fist pumping and expression to the cameras.
It’s just a pub game you cunts. You have thrown a dart at a target, not floored Mohamed Ali in his prime.

Don’t get me started about the spectators in their fancy dress, singing stupid songs.
They deserve their own, separate cunting.

Unwatchable tripe.

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Nominated by : The Artful Cunter

is a cunt. Stop adding isn’t she ok or I will bin it. I have said before, but for clarification this is a nomination page not a fucking rhetorical quiz. C.A.

What the dickens is this thing? Imagine the least feminine woman you can. It looks like somebody stuck a maltezer on top of a withered marmoset monkey and used twiglets as arms. Not being quite ugly enough, she wears a lezza ring through both snot-nostrils. Street, inni’.

She was in some Wizard of Oz spinoff and is now playing Jeezus in Jesus Christ Superstar. Erivo said that her performances in are inherently political simply because she is a black, queer woman…. zzzzzz.

Apparently, she was born in London. Her full name is Cynthia Chinasaokwu Onyedinmanasu Amarachukwu Owezuke Echimino Erivo. That must be Anglo-Saxon. Despite being… erm, British, she’s taken roles that are African American. Isn’t that a bit cultural appropriating? When can I throw my name into the ring to play MLK? When can I audition for junkie Whitney Houston? Can I safely prepare for Lammy: The musical?

Just what we need in an overcrowded ugly/black/lezza world: another ugly/ black/ muffin-munching lipstick butch bulldog.

bored panda

Nominated Captain Magnanimous, link by C.A.

I think this is the last of the Christmas related noms. Fill yer boots – NA.

The blight of every fucking Christmas CD ever.

The original rich socialist hippy speaking down to us plebs.

And that screechy bint – “and a velly mellly chrismaaaas”

He was an ugly, scrawny cunt with stupid glasses and I’m glad someone shot him. Probably a spurned gay ex-shag.

The Beatles were shit and he made them twenty times shitter with his left wing crap.

Odious foul creature of filth from Satan’s unwiped arsehole.

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

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is a cunt.

This story only goes to confirm that most, if not all trans cunts are mentally deranged.
Apparently, this king size cunt was convicted of sexual assault on a 13 year old girl.
Not happy with his conviction, he claims that his victim “ hypnotised” the police, judge and jury to convict him.
A scarier looking cunt I’ve yet to see dear cunters. Watcha thank?

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe.

Footnote from C.A. stop asking a fucking question “isn’t he she etc it is a nominations page anymore and it will end up in the bin.

are cunts.

Imagine the scene,dear reader.

Monsieur Le Penn is sat out by his pool, enjoying a large bowl of frogs legs, when some inconsiderate cunts gate-crash his garlic joy by driving their car through his wall and into his swimming pool..

I’m sure it had him reaching for the brandy,especially as he should assume the occupants of the car are North African cunts without any type of insurance.

Anyway,they all drowned so it’s an overall win for the cunt.

Zut alors indeed.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.