are psychopathic CUNTS.

Budgies are often underestimated as pets, but they are arguably some of the most dangerous animals in the world. Beneath their innocent appearance lies a terrifying combination of speed, intelligence and unpredictable behaviour. A budgie can go from calmly sitting in its cage chirping to its refection in a tiny mirror to causing absolute chaos in a matter of seconds, leaving you wondering what went wrong.

One of the biggest dangers of owning a budgie is its ability to attack without warning. Their viciously sharp beaks can deliver surprisingly painful bites, especially when they feel threatened or simply decide that they do not like the look of someone’s finger. They are also remarkably agile, meaning that escaping budgies can be extremely difficult to catch once they have decided to explore the highest bits of the house.

But perhaps the most frightening thing about budgies, however, is their psychological warfare. They can make loud noises at completely unreasonable times and then behave as though nothing happened. Their combination of chaos, attitude and total lack of remorse makes them a serious threat to household peace. And they shit everywhere.

For these reasons, budgies deserve being cunted as one of the world’s most dangerous pets. While they may be small, their confidence is enormous, their beaks are formidable, and their sociopathic capacity for causing trouble appears limitless. Anyone brave enough to own one should approach the responsibility with extreme caution — and preferably a large bucket of Trill®*.

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*Other seeds are available.

Nominated by Sam Beau.

Possibly the most telling modern illustration of the collapse of Modern Britain.

“The day will take place on 21 August each year, which aligns with the United Nations International Day of Remembrance and Tribute to the Victims of Terrorism, which was established by the UN General Assembly in 2017.”

Nice,perhaps not too much emphasis on why so many people are dead because of this terrorism.

“More now from Security Minister Dan Jarvis.

He says a national day “cannot undo what has happened”, and “no ceremony can ever remove the pain and impact of terrorism”.

But he hopes today can offer “something important nonetheless”, acting as a reminder that “your experiences matter” and that the country “stands alongside you”.

He says that terrorism “seeks to create fear and division” but that it does not have to “define what comes next”.

Shithouse cunts.Lets all clap hands and have a think about lots of dead children,all caused by the trash in government and the growing vile stench of the British caliphate of raghead dung.

If this isn’t a new low point then it will do til the next proper one gets here.

Dear me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Gail Drake developed a niggling toothache and rang Mydentist for an appointment. They told her she had to book online.

Gail explained she was registered as blind, but was repeatedly told she needed to book online.

When she asked to speak to the practice manager, she was told to write or email.

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Now, I get Mydentist is probably one of a number who has spotted a gap in the market. My NHS dentist dumped me during Covid after they were bought out by a bunch of… I’ll let you guess. The same probably happened to Gail.

That’s no excuse for the way a person who has been partially sighted since birth, and has recently developed fast growing cataracts, or indeed anyone in pain, should be treated.

I’ve sympathy for Gail. I’m developing cataracts and some days it’s like looking through a shifting fog towards a bright light.

Anyway the BBC contacted these cunts who offered her a same day appointment, with a Harley Street dental surgeon, I hope, because I wouldn’t trust my teeth to this bunch of chancers.

Incidentally, I find that this article calling Gail by Drake, as if she were a criminal extremely offensive. Get rid of proof readers at your peril, media cunts.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Link to the pamphlet.
(Link provided by our Immigration Relations Correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

“Asylum seekers have been told that rape, sexual harassment and domestic abuse are illegal in the UK, in guidance for new arrivals published by the Home Office.

A nine-page online booklet covers respect in public, sex and consent, and gender equality, with guidance on how UK laws and customs may be different from their home countries.”

The booklet sets out how asylum seekers must understand UK law, because the consequences of breaking the law mean “you could get in trouble with the police, lose your asylum support, or it could affect your asylum claim.”

A section on gender, external explains that women in the UK have equal rights to men, and do not need the permission from a husband, father, brother or any other man to do things like work, study, travel, or make decisions.

Troubling some might say,locking the stable door after the horse has emigrated to a remote Scottish island perhaps..

Fortunately for anyone concerned that importing savage vermin might cause some difficulties one of our betters is on hand to calm things down..

“Jacqueline McKenzie, head of immigration and asylum law at Leigh Day, told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme that the material from the Home Office is “problematic, it’s inflammatory but done well it could be useful”.

“Something that could be quite good if done well and not done in a patronising way could be useful, but I’m very suspicious at the fact that the government has put this in the public domain.”

Have we really sunk so low as to produce expensive literature to try to stem a tide of ethnic sexuâl assault ?

So it seems.

Steaming Cunts for Oven.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Sloppy seconds provided by : Odin

I would like to second this cunting, purely for the reason that the fuckwits in government who proudly produced this pointless pamphlet saw fit to reveal it in… English.

Why English? None of the dinghy filth can read and can only speak pidgin English at best. Let alone understand the point the pamphlet is trying to make.

Our money would be better wasted printing this in Urdu, Arabic and whatever grunts, clicks and squeaks pass for languages in Africa.

Or Shkoda, if you prefer.

YouTube.

I can’t get my fucking breath. Do these advertising cunts really think that an ad pronouncing Skoda as Shkoda is somehow going to make it more desirable?

What are the management thinking?

This feels like a Bud Lite moment.
Fuck me, Skoda. Pull the ad, blame the office junior for getting carried away but don’t change the name.

It’s a car, not an IKEA Asbo!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest