Shameless Britain

Inspired by this pearler or should that be curler, it got me thinking about the lack of shame and the unapologetic couldn’t give a fuck attitude of some people in the country. Like most things over recent decades, standards have fallen.

I’m not going to sugarcoat it and say Britain has always been polite and well-mannered etc but at least the country had standards and societal norms that the vast majority of people understood and adhered to.

Its more so the little things that you notice. Slobby cunts dropping their kids off to school in their onesies, eating smelly food on public transport, talking on the phone loudly, dropping litter, pushing in front of a queue, bikes on pavements…honestly I could probably write a fucking book.

The point is this behaviour has become tolerated and normalised with no hint of shame or guilt often seen as some kind of badge of honour to be celebrated on Tik Twat by the likes of the ghetto walrus above.

Maybe she was dialling the speaking plop.

YouTube

Nominated: Liberal Liquidator

(We do have a scheduled nom regarding modern society in general. But can we focus on this nom with regards the scumbags, losers and chavs here. Thanks – Day Admin)

Awards for Just Doing Your Job

The giving out of awards to people, businesses and services for just doing what the are suppose to be doing.

The link in this nom is a prime example of the school sports day concept whereby everyone gets a medal for just taking part so they don’t feel a bit upset or inadequate. This has now manifested itself into the workplace, presumably because those kids who all got medals at school are now running stuff in the real world.

Kent on Line

Now forgive me, but surely isn’t the most BASIC standard of service you should expect from the medical profession is “high-quality care” I mean, no one looks at Trustpilot before going into hospital for an operation and thinks ‘hmmm, my hospitals only rated a 3 star, but I will take a chance and rate it myself should I actually survive this operation’ and then in doing so, placing a review stating ‘well, I didn’t expect it looking at the previous reviews, but I ended up with some high quality care’

No one says ‘I’m going to this hospital because I really want some really shit, low standard of care‘ of course not, but in this country now, you get awards for doing what you should be doing, and those that aren’t providing high quality care aren’t investigated as to why not.

Bollocks

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

People who go out of their way to find something to be ‘offended’ about.

 

We’ve all come across them, in fact they’ve been given names.
Karen’s or Kevin’s.

They go out of their way to be offended.

Starbucks: You didn’t spell my name correctly. Skreeee!
That’s my seat ( in the pub)
I NEED a mother and toddler place, because I don’t want my car scratched!
I’m a single Mum, so I need your seat ( on the bus, no child, elderly or handicapped seat).

I could go on, countless examples. A couple of these happened to me, but an ‘ accidental rap on the ankle with my lead weighted, anti-twat/thug walking stick.

renegademothering.com

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Companies Constantly Seeking Validation

I recently bought a couple of small items, one was delivered by EVRI, they fetched it on time and in fine condition. Nothing more, or less than I expect.

Ten minutes later I get an email, ”how did we do?” fill in this online bollocks and rate the service. Piss off, it’s just a fucking delivery, you did what you were paid to do. The end.

You make a purchase online, same shit, please tell everyone how fucking marvelous we are by rating us on some meaningless website like Trustpilot.

How the fuck can you trust anything on there? Often there’s an inducement to ‘rate’ a service, you know the one, ‘you’ll be entered into a draw to win this, that or the other’.

It’s meaningless bullshit. Now sell me this can of beans and fuck off.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Dead Pool [317]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of the former Chief News Correspondent for RTE in Ireland Charlie Bird who died yesterday after a long struggle with motor neurone disease aged 74.Bird was a central figure with the Channel in reporting the Troubles and later went on to cover major international stories for the channel including 9/11 the Asian Tsunami and the 2010 Haiti earthquake before retiring from the channel in 2012.

On to Dead Pool 217

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses name from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.