Everywhere we go now seems to be festooned with small dogs, particularly dachshunds, many of which are being carried or chauffeured in puppy pushchairs.
Obviously, a new must-have accessory for the dim-witted and/or unselfconscious.
But let`s not get all depressed – my belief is that every cunt has a silver lining.
Why don`t we use this opportunity to have a fun competition – `Name That Sausage`.
So, if you had a sausage dog, what would you call it?
Mine are, if it’s a girl, Strudel; and a boy, Hitler.
Or maybe you already have one, possibly called Swastika.
Either way, I look forward to your suggestions.
Nominated by: Sam Beau
I’ve got a Chu. He’s the most neurotic dog I’ve ever owned.
I’ve also got a Bengal cat. He’s a big boy, he’s sat at the side of me, purring like a Lambo!
I see my favourite sink estate chav has got herself a rare breed cat, a Sphinx, only £1200, bargain. Owes £750k+, in tax but can buy a rare breed cat?
Wonder how long this pet will last?
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Bummer of a birthmark that poor dog’s got.
I hope its owner dies, and the dog eats said owner.
With apple sauce.
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