A yes minister cunting for the completely useless, overpaid cunts who run the home office.

Where do we start, well let’s go with legal immigration, why the fuck do Ministers seem to be surprised when the net migration figures are published. ‘It’s too high, we have to bring it down’, surely to god you would expect they would have a daily, weekly, monthly handle on the number of visas being issued.

At least part of the answer comes to light in the second part of this cunting, two senior officials from the home office were asked a simple question when appearing before the home and security committee.

‘How many, leaving aside criminals and Albanians, how many who have arrived illegally in the last three years who haven’t been granted asylum have been deported to a third country or their home country’

Completely fucking Blank!

I wouldn’t have these cunts cleaning toilets, they would probably fuck that up as well.

Twatter Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

YouTube now crawls with these channels. using whatever tactics they can to produce clickbait thumbnails and recycling other people’s words and footage.

Given that YouTube now force channels to have adverts in videos now means there is more potential revenue for these companies and individuals as well as YouTube, which will beget more cheap content farming,

YouTube has sown the seeds of its own demise, especially since the number of corporate-owned channels now outnumbers those by individuals.

Forbes

Compilation videos are one example, the channel ‘WatchMojo’ is a source of this, as are life hack videos with their robotic voices (already cunted by me a while ago). Now we see whole documentaries using text-to-speech programmes.

They use articles from Wikipedia or similar sources for the text, run it through the text to speech algorithm with a much more naturalistic voice and cadence than just a few years ago, and they have hour-long documentaries with no effort, then they just add some tenuously-related imagery and footage, which can be quite soporific, although it is often a bit too lazy and a banal panning shot of a forest will accompany details of a siege or massacre.

You see dozens of them filling up your page/suggestions, like the sort of ‘chumbox’ adverts on local news sites with their lurid and baity claims, and their channel logo is usually a black field with white or silver text and logo, with names like ‘Voyage’ or ‘Amazement Now’.

Many of them still use clumsy narration and poorly photoshopped thumbnails, whatever topic they’re covering. Some have grown a bit more sophisticated and subtle.

Another sort is the film/TV recap video, which can fuck up when the script uses numbers followed by full-stops. The AI will interpret the full stop as a decimal point and utter gibberish such as ‘nine-point-Katy goes into the diner’. a number based of non-fictional subjects may trot out glaring errors as well, although I’ve noticed that across a number of modern media forms, such as write ups for certain Netflix documentaries; the initial mistake in the sources is transcribed verbatim with the lazy cunts not even checking through their text.

Even the video titles are poorly-worded as well, giving away the video’s source as a mucky foreigner, whose first language is probably Tamil or Tagalog,

Content farming is a cunt, and practiced by unoriginal, lazy cunts.

Creator Handbook

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

This bitch is part of the JSO mob who stopped a West End show of Les Misérables. Her and 3 or 4 other activists were arrested and charged with aggravated trespass.

They appeared in court on 3rd November. However, this entitled bitch asked if the trial could be put on hold until next February while she jets off to India for a holiday break.

The wise old judge told her to fuck off with her request, which she wasn’t very happy about.

This is just another example of the staggering hypocrisy of these clueless and incredibly entitled middle-class fuckwits. Not only that but they show a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

And the MSM don’t seem all that perturbed by her actions, which also underlines their own double-standards of how the celebs and the elites are exempt from their own green bullshit, while the rest of us have to suck it up and make sacrifices to save the planet for an extra few days.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Technocunt

A clap yo hands, stamp your feet, ole man river cunting for the portly self important oil heap of shit David Lammy, who is attempting to quietly rejoin the EU:

INews

When I see that self satisfied smirking effeminate,pleading voiced anal-licker I am always reminded of that You Tube video “Eat Da Poo Poo”. He probably does.

Don’t get too close to Dave Othello, he looks as if he is about to blow up like a dead sheep’s stomach.

But the public should be warned – vote Labour, get the EU.

Mammy!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Laurence Fox is a stupid cunt.

Yes, he talks a lot of sense, but calling a drag artist (no matter how much of a cunt they are) a P-word publicly was totally daft. These types are favoured enough as it is, and when he/she/it labelled Fox ‘racist’, he should have got his lawyers onto it and them.

Not unlike his remarks about not shagging that misandrist gobshite, Fox has only made it worse for himself, played into woke hands, triggered loads of loonies, and given them ammo to fire at him.

Sky News

Nominated by: Norman