You Tube ‘Content Farming’

YouTube now crawls with these channels. using whatever tactics they can to produce clickbait thumbnails and recycling other people’s words and footage.

Given that YouTube now force channels to have adverts in videos now means there is more potential revenue for these companies and individuals as well as YouTube, which will beget more cheap content farming,

YouTube has sown the seeds of its own demise, especially since the number of corporate-owned channels now outnumbers those by individuals.

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Compilation videos are one example, the channel ‘WatchMojo’ is a source of this, as are life hack videos with their robotic voices (already cunted by me a while ago). Now we see whole documentaries using text-to-speech programmes.

They use articles from Wikipedia or similar sources for the text, run it through the text to speech algorithm with a much more naturalistic voice and cadence than just a few years ago, and they have hour-long documentaries with no effort, then they just add some tenuously-related imagery and footage, which can be quite soporific, although it is often a bit too lazy and a banal panning shot of a forest will accompany details of a siege or massacre.

You see dozens of them filling up your page/suggestions, like the sort of ‘chumbox’ adverts on local news sites with their lurid and baity claims, and their channel logo is usually a black field with white or silver text and logo, with names like ‘Voyage’ or ‘Amazement Now’.

Many of them still use clumsy narration and poorly photoshopped thumbnails, whatever topic they’re covering. Some have grown a bit more sophisticated and subtle.

Another sort is the film/TV recap video, which can fuck up when the script uses numbers followed by full-stops. The AI will interpret the full stop as a decimal point and utter gibberish such as ‘nine-point-Katy goes into the diner’. a number based of non-fictional subjects may trot out glaring errors as well, although I’ve noticed that across a number of modern media forms, such as write ups for certain Netflix documentaries; the initial mistake in the sources is transcribed verbatim with the lazy cunts not even checking through their text.

Even the video titles are poorly-worded as well, giving away the video’s source as a mucky foreigner, whose first language is probably Tamil or Tagalog,

Content farming is a cunt, and practiced by unoriginal, lazy cunts.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

52 thoughts on “You Tube ‘Content Farming’

  1. You Tube is now so infested with ads that you have a hard time spotting the content….dare to rewind or fast forward, more ads, pause or restart, more ads.

    They also now seem to be 30 seconds instead of the old 5 and then skip so I just grab my faves and save them as a flat file.

    I like gaming videos so I swapped to Twitch which is better but is also now becoming ad riddled.

    • I switched off my yt history setting so my home page is now blank. I get no recommendations (which were never of any interest) and no adverts. The very few channels that I sub to are never interrupted with ads. Maybe it’s cos the vids aren’t very long or maybe I’m just lucky🙂

  2. YouTube has made videos unwatchable in the same way that Reach has made reading a newspaper article on a tablet fucking impossible, by the time the 12000 adverts and links have loaded on my low end tablet I’ve either lost interest in the article or forgotten what it was about in the first place.

  3. Down load it with Real Player etc…
    No adverts.
    Much like recording TV programmes and running though the Nigerian ads.

  4. I use an ad blocker for my laptop which works well,though the foul corporate cunts have started blocking all access if they detect one,so I just signed out and watch anonymously.

    I always assume half the content is made by robots in the Far East anyway so it’s a pleasant surprise to find quality content.

    There’s plenty of good sports coverage on it so happy enough..though Google are a bunch of far left soy Cunts to be fair.

  5. I wouldn’t be seen dead at a party where chinkys or sooties were in the main room.

    Ok, I’m quite the liberal and don’t mind if they are working in the kitchens
    (Long as any food they’ve touched is clearly marked with a warning sticker)

    Or in the foyer shining shoes.

    What makes them think a white would want to attend?!!

    I’d go to Saigon zoo for the same experience.

    • Morning MNC. Quite right to avoid foreigners. It would make me feel uneasy not seeing people my own colour around me. I would feel a bit like a missionary waiting for the pot!

      Good morning, everyone.

    • I’d go to a party with fit slitty-eyed birds, knowing that my normal-sized slaghammer could satisfy their horizontal-lipped fannies in a way than no drawing pin-sized oriental man’s dick ever could.
      In the same way that eyes barely get bigger from baby to adulthood, the dog-eaters’ dicks also stay the same size.

    • Just thought I’d mention it with your liking for the man with no name. I don’t have a number on my door, just a plaque on the sidewall. Its in keeping with the area. I like to feel in company from centuries ago before numbering.

  6. The race to the bottom for internet/social meeja content has been ongoing for decades. Quality is not on the agenda. Race to the bottom. Make the moblie addicts and laptop junkies eat shit. It is only what they deserve. Not an original thought or idea among them. Pump out farmed content until their fucking eyes burst. Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, ha, ha,….

    • A bit too broad and simplistic an assumption, given there are individuals with their own channels. Have they been recruited into this decades-long conspiracy to zombify the west?

      • No CP, but the sane minority might just be a useful beard in the eyes of the marxist lizard people who are aiming their shit at the many, not the few.

      • The ‘marxist lizard people’ might need a few more sympathetic channels and to disable ad blockers if posts on this cunting are anything to go by.

        Do these lizard people run investment banks, by any chance?

    • PS The conspiracy is always bigger and deeper than you suspect. It goes all the way to The Hill.

  7. Now that Youtube Vanced has been withdrawn, I use the Brave browser (on my phone) for Youtube…never an advert have I seen.

      • Morning HJ….yep, just go the Play store on your phone, free to download. Voila…no more fucking irritating ads.

    • ReVanced Extended and YT Music ReVanced are up and running already., I too use Brave browser’ look these up using that search engine Mr Cunt Engine.

  8. I avoid adverts like the plague, ever since idiot tv started in ’55. If I can’t watch anything without them, it’s given up as a lost cause, feeling I’ve won. Glad there aren’t any in books. There’s always my collection of things to turn to and think of the times when we had fuck all.

  9. Still better than live TV, only takes a few seconds to fuck the ads off.

    Loads of movie clips music all free. Fuck the tv fee…

  10. All those wanting the free of advertising bbc off the air will miss it once its gone. The necessary evil channel still shows things to view that contradicts its self, just the case of having to search for them.

    • As much as I dislike the Beeb – BBC 4 is still a very decent channel. Probably the best on the telly.

      The Friday evening line up of old top of the pops and other old music shows are often essential viewing for me and the Mrs.

      I’m sure the woke bastards at the Beeb are aware that middle aged whites may possibly still be enjoying this content so will soon be out to banish it forever in exchange for some urban yoof stuff shite.

      • @herman, alas bbc4 will be gone from the telly soon. They announced earlier in the year that it would only be available on the iPlayer☹️

      • That’s all BBC4 is though; re-runs of TOTP.
        BBC4 is just where the BBC dumps all of its arts/educational programming that it used to show on BBC Two but now doesn’t because cookery, and gardening pull in more viewers.

      • Excellent point HJ. Top programming. You can’t get enough Dusty Springfield, Lulu, Sandie Shaw, or Petula Clark in my book!

      • Does it also mean the loss of BBC 4s Scandinavian series and other foreign language thrillers ?

  11. A recommended cunting.

    The skip advert button is well used by yours truly but more and more the YouTube seem to disable it.

    The biggest cunt that ‘advertises’ is that dodgy trader Greg ‘I made my money working 5mins before 9oclock’ Secker. Ho he what an absolute cunt he is, probably needs a nom of his own.

    • I’m intrigued that you actually know what any of the adverts are for. I mentally switch off and they just wash over me. I can sit there, staring at the screen, and not have a clue, the only thing I focus on is the ‘skip’ button.

      • If you’ve seen him Moggie, you’d know. An big slime ball and smarmmy ‘look at me’ sack o shyte Truly awful. The 20 seconds before you can skip the add is enough to leave an impression. Sadly

  12. So basically, confirming what we knew already.

    More shite, created by wannabee cunts (and cunts who are no longer wannabees).

    Fuck off and get a proper job.

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