(Merkel through the ages – Day Admin)

A blast from the past cunting for Angela Merkel.

This body popping and everyone’s favourite German chancellor “not mine but I won’t tell”
in 2015 she opened the borders to 1,2,3 million immigrants? Who knows.

And boy has that bitten Germany on the arse.
All the love for these wonderful people is slowly evaporating.

30 billion spent on housing and welfare payments in 2023
6 out of 10 welfare recipients are Muslim men between the ages of 16 to 25.

And how many daft refugees welcome women have been sexual assaulted by these poor unfortunates.

But to be fair who could of seen that coming.
Sorry anyone who’s eyes aren’t painted on.

But fuck them we have our problems with enricher’s.
So no time for lessons to be learned..

Still I hope the award you received keeps you warm at night you traitorous cunt.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

This weekend (2nd and 3rd December), the Cumbria region had an unexpected heavy snowfall. Far heavier than the weather forecasts predicted, reaching 7 or 8″ in rural places of South Lakes, Windermere and Ambleside.

It caught a lot of people by surprise and as a consequence a lot of them ended up stuck on the roads with no where to go. And fair play to them and the local communities they coped very well and the emergency services did their best in appalling conditions to care for those in most need of medical attention.

That said, news bulletins were subsequently posted across all forms of media suggesting that “Don’t travel unless ABSOLUTELY necessary!” especially in the most affected areas of Cumbria.

Needless to say bunches of cunts ignored the advice and decided that they knew best, only to end up getting stuck for hours on end, especially in the main arterial roads, the A595 and A66.

When the emergency services arrived to help out, it was found that a lot of the drivers were ill-prepared with no food, no hot drinks, no blankets. Fuck all in fact. But then they complained that they were cold, hungry, out of fuel (batteries and petrol) blamed everyone for their predicament rather than themselves.

We also had a few incidents of stupid cunts trekking up Scafell Pike despite the appalling weather. Inevitably they ended up well and truly fucked. And yet when mountain rescue finally found them and came to their aid, all these ungrateful cunts could do with complain how slow the rescue workers were to find them!

Arrogant and entitled cunts like these should just freeze to death.

Bbc news

Nominated by Technocunt.

I couldn’t agree more with you sir, total utter selfish cunts. C.A.

There’s good news and bad news as far as the convicted killer of little Jamie Bulger is concerned.

First the good news. Venables has had his application for release from prison denied by the Parole Board. Three reasons were stated by the Board in reaching their decision; (a) a lack of honesty on the part of ‘Honest Jon’ when dealing with professionals (b) Venables’ possession of ‘sexual imagery’ and (c) continuing threat posed to the public (no fucking shit Sherlock).

So what’s the bad news? Well the cunt’s only certain to remain in his cage for another two years, after which time he’ll presumably be eligible to apply again. Until then, his board and lodging, and such remedial treatments as are deemed necessary, will continue to be met by the taxpayer aka you and me.

Things would be so much simpler if I had my way. Mr Venables would immediately be fitted with a pair of concrete wellies, flown over the North Sea in a helicopter, and flung out.

Such a simple, elegant, and cost effective solution to my mind.

Mirror News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Am surprised the cunt didn’t plead mental ‘elf ishoos or identify as a black, lesbian, trans goldfish. That would have got him off! – Day Admin)

is an air headed Gen-Z cunt.

Thinks that working a 9-5 job will kill her, and has urged her followers on Instagram, all 2,500 of them ( deluded twats, or just folk amused to see what shite she comes out with next?) to promote her music, presumably because she thinks she’s going to be the next big thing

Any. Day. Now.

I’ve news for you, sweetie. Musicians, even famous one, work very hard indeed. They are not carried about on silken palaquins and fed milk and honey.

Anyway, if every person adopted your attitude, who will make your avocado on sourdough with a chai latte?

40+ parents, this is what you spawned.

Business insider

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I was reading my local online rag today, and they were promoting the ‘new’ Kent & Medway Food & Drink awards. BTW…. (Medway IS in Kent, so fuck knows why it’s called Kent AND Medway….why not just Kent?)

You can nominate in various categories, and there’s £100 prize draw should you decide to nominate a business, so though I would click on the link and have a look.

Here is the link:
Iliffe Media Promotions

Now, the more astute of you cunters will not the various categories of nominations……particularly the one named ‘Food Bank of the Year‘

I mean what the fuck???? Food banks are now in line for awards? Can imagine people going to TripAdvisor to read the reviews of various local food banks and avoiding the 1 2 or 3 star rated ones. ‘er Wayne, our local food bank ‘as got some shit reviews……lets fuck off over to the one in the next town it’s a lot better’

Surely someone at the Kent & Medway food and drink awards are taking the piss, or they have a fuck off ivory tower. I am not a great advocate of food banks, as was once said ‘build it and they will come’ There aren’t queues outside off licenses but I am sure if I opened a beer bank, there would be fucking queues round the block full of people stating they can’t afford the price of beer. Sometimes we create a demand, where before there wasn’t.

Anyway, I digress……..to suggest we should vote for our ‘best’ food bank is deserving of a right cunting.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger