For a change I won’t waffle on with my usual long-winded nomination diatribes. Instead I just want to keep it short and sweet.

The government is failing to meet its promise of building 300k new homes every year. More like 220k on average. There’s numerous reasons for the shortfall but in essence with a rising population, rocketing house prices and lack of existing housing stock, demand for additional homes is reaching breaking point.

Of course having thousands of “uninvited new arrivals” isn’t helping matters. But the point is even if the government was achieving this target, who gets first dibs on affordable social housing? Those who have been on a waiting list for years, or migrants who only arrived last week?

Moreover, why the insistence on building new estates on Green Belt and country land when we’re supposed to be saving the planet with all this rewilding nonsense?

Bbc news

Nominated by Technocunt.

There are so many groups and individuals to note, however today I am nominating cunts who permanently wear beanie hats. It doesn’t matter where or when, hot or cold. T shirt and a beanie hat, fucking speedos and a beanie hat.

Enormous fat cold water dippers ( who call themselves open water swimmers) and sit there bulging out of their enormous fucking assault on the eyes swim suits with droopy tits hanging under their armpits.

Beanie hat on the ugly head and woolly gloves that must never touch the water. Fucking beanie hat sitting beside the bed to put on before they get out of the fucking bed. Yeah, it makes you look cool and characterful.

Just fuck off. Far.

Nominated by: Ranter Patsy

The Luke Littler hype is a cunt. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed his run at the World Championship – it’s exactly what darts needed and he likely has a very successful career ahead of him. However, the way the media talk about him you’d think he was God himself.

To hear the likes of the BBC (who had shown fuck all interest in the PDC up until this year’s tournament), Sky, The Sun etc go on you’d think it was him who had the won the thing and not Humphries.

Allegedly there’s even a MOVIE being mooted about his life ffs. Just like with Gazza he’s gonna burn out if they’re not careful and all that gigantic potential will be flushed down the drain.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

(Is this going to another one of those Emma “one hit wonder” Raducanu scenarios? – Day Admin)

It would appear that ex Premier League footballer Joey Barton has ruffled a few feathers with his recent comments regarding the abundance of under qualified women working as pundits within the men’s game, plus the obsession with woke box ticking.

Joey Barton was a mediocre top flight player and isn’t/wasn’t exactly the nicest fella in the world either but he’s certainly getting a free pass from me on this subject.

ITV predictably defended his attack with a load of moralising and virtue signalling empty phrases to which Barton hit back with a crisp Philip Schofield and the underage boy volley.

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He likened the ITV “pundits” Eni Aluko and Lucy Ward to Fred and Rose West because they’re basically murdering football coverage

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In the hope of a swift counter attack – lightweight outside left Jeremy Vine, waded in to the action by questioning whether Barton had a brain injury because he was spewing some uncomfortable truths and disagreed with woke bollocks.

Barton immediately won the challenge leaving Vine in a crumpled heap before slotting it home by telling the over paid pampered left winger his fortune.

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Hat Trick.

Express News

Joey – you may well be a repugnant character at times but anybody who speaks up and says what the majority are quietly thinking thus pissing off these diversity obsessed nodding dog disingenuous media cunts in the process – is ok with me.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

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And seconded by Norman

And Gary Neville is a pussywhipped woke cunt.

He defended ITV (who he doesn’t even work for!) and their wimmin pundits by trying to justify women talking infinite babbling jabbering blabbering crap on televised football with the most ridiculous bullshit, even by his standards.

Neville claimed that his daughters have been watching Salford City for ten years. And that their opinions on the game are insightful and expert. So, that makes it OK to have bints like Eluko talking shit? Yeah right.

First of all, some overprivileged young girls yapping on about a fourth rate Mickey Mouse tin pot club is hardly the same as television coverage of the World Cup or the Premier League.

Second, I would hardly call watching shite like Salford City any basis for any kind of football expertise. Therefore, Neville’s comments are fucking laughable, and not for the first time.

And finally, Gary Nev hates these stupid fucking wimmin ruining the game as much as the rest of us. He just doesn’t have the guts to say it and he is scared of losing points and favour with the woke mob and his Sky paymasters. Soft bastard, always was. He’s still got the shit stains on his keks from when Patrick Viera ‘bullied’ him.

Sport Bible

Incidentally, I have been watching Manchester United FC for 49 years, home and away and all over the world.

But do I expect to be put on telly and be paid to give my opinions on the game? Do I fuck. So sod off, Neville.

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And here’s a late entry from Barry zuckercunt.

Joey Barton ” bit of a cunt himself ” compares two female commentators to Fred and rose west,and triggers social media meltdown.

OK not a great comment, but to be fair this country has no sense of humour anymore..

ITV post a statement on X condemning him and then turn off replies and comments.. now I wonder why?

And you ask who the hell is Stuart Andrew? Our sports minister, nice work if you can get it. Apparently these are dangerous comments!

Yeah stick to comparing a legitimate government “OK a shit one” to Nazi Germany but don’t you dare criticise box ticking tokens..

Why Mp’s are getting involved when this country is spiralling into the toilet.

Sensible people are sick and tired of listening to the minority complaining about the most trivial of things..

Personally I would definitely tune in to Fred and rose west commentating on Cheltenham vs forest Green rovers.

”Well the striker buried that one”

Daily Fail

Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s astrologist Ron Knee reporting. Well, I think that we can all agree that 2023 was a right cunt. In order to see what will be in store for us in 2024, I’ve taken a peek into my crystal tit, and can confidently make the following predictions as to how we’ll fare;

*continuing strikes and bad weather will savage the UK, causing chaos and bringing the country to its knees. We’ll be struck by a cost of living crisis, which of course could have been avoided but for Brexit

*the Royal Family and the Markles will be sensationally rocked by a series of utterly unexpected scandals and revelations

* the normally reclusive Carol Vorderman and Amanda Holden will surprise the nation by suddenly flashing a bit of tit and thigh in the media. Katie Price will make a number of expensive trips abroad for cosmetic surgery and holidays, in between court appearances regarding bankruptcy proceedings

*the NHS will be plunged into an unforeseen crisis, with flu and Covid bringing the service to its knees

*the FA Cup and the Premier League will be won by a team wearing red. Or blue. Or possibly white. In Scotland the league will be won by a team wearing green and white. Or possibly blue

*’EastEnders’ and ‘Casualty’ will surprisingly return to our tv screens. In ‘Corrie’, octogenerian Ken Barlow will be murdered in a staggering case of poisoning in t’ Rover’s Return

*Wars will break out in the Ukraine and Middle East. And possibly elsewhere, like Africa maybe

*Nicola Sturgeon and her husband Peter ‘it wasnae me guv’ Murrell will be arrested again, as ‘Operation Branchform’ officers begin a new investigation into the loss of £6.49 from the SNP’s petty cash, and £4.25 from the tea fund

*a number of elections will occur around the world. In Russia, Vladimir Putin will poll an astonishing 99% of the popular vote after mass arrests and the sudden disappearance of a number of opponents. In Britain, a snap election will see a bunch of cunts elected, while in the USA, an elderly man will become president.

*Christmas will arrive on December 24th.Yoko Ono will discover a previously unknown demo of a John Lennon song. Macca will find a bit of Harrison guitar left over from the ‘Let It Be’ sessions, and he and Ringo will do a mash-up to produce the Christmas number one

Oh, and of course, IsAC will go from strength to strength; after all, it’s a case of so many cunts, so little time. A cuntin’ good New Year to one and all.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio.

Nominated by: Ron Knee