Beanie Hats and the Cunts that Wear Them

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There are so many groups and individuals to note, however today I am nominating cunts who permanently wear beanie hats. It doesn’t matter where or when, hot or cold. T shirt and a beanie hat, fucking speedos and a beanie hat.

Enormous fat cold water dippers ( who call themselves open water swimmers) and sit there bulging out of their enormous fucking assault on the eyes swim suits with droopy tits hanging under their armpits.

Beanie hat on the ugly head and woolly gloves that must never touch the water. Fucking beanie hat sitting beside the bed to put on before they get out of the fucking bed. Yeah, it makes you look cool and characterful.

Just fuck off. Far.

Nominated by: Ranter Patsy

59 thoughts on “Beanie Hats and the Cunts that Wear Them”

  3. What my grandad used to call a prat ‘at.

    slight off-topix but BBC Breakfast are discussing prolapsing vaginas.

    Enjoy your bacon.

    • Is that a young right honourable Hunt Leaning against the wall , or a right horrible Cunt plotting some dark revenge, or are they one and the same………….

      • Those two at the back are a right stroppy-looking pair, aren’t they Paul?
        They look suspiciously like Cameron and Osborne to me, contemplating whipping their respective fags, then receiving fellatio from a pig.

    • One day, Rees Mogg will realise his dream of building a time machine and take his rightful place in the 19th century.

  6. I like a woolie hat.

    Keep my nut warm whilst walking the dog.
    Slapheads like me?

    Need to in winter.

    I of course suit any hat be it a Stetson, top hat, fedora, Carmen Miranda fruit number, whatever.

    Perfectly shaped skull you see.

    But you can’t beat a thick wool titfer you found on a sheep field in Edale.

    Toodles

    • Too true Mis, anyone not wearing one in this weather, that even covers your ears is a complete prat and asking for trouble. I’ve also a full head of hair and my ears haven’t enough hair on them to leave them open to the elements either. Everyone is wearing one on the seafront and with clothing to match. This nomination should have been sent out in the summer.

      • Remember Fred Dibnah wearing one all the year round, even for bed. He got a disease of the scalp. I wonder why?

  8. I hate all types of hat’s, they cover up the view of my luxurious golden locks..

  9. A gentleman should only wear the best of hats.
    After all, it is stuck directly on top of ones head.

    I suggest a Borsalino, Bogart cut 6.

    Proper.

  11. I see men out wearing close fitting woollen hats with a brightly coloured busy pattern and a string hanging on either side. Are they called beanie hats? To me they seem very feminine. To look more effeminate you would have to go out in a tutu.

  13. I need one in the winter, but appreciate that they shouldn’t be worn inside.
    I’m not sure what these people are thinking if it’s zero degrees outside and they’re wearing a beanie hat and shorts.

    • I saw some fat cunt in town today wearing a t-shirt and shorts, swigging from a 2l bottle of pop.

  14. Watching some old films from the 1940s and 50s it was common for blokes to wear hats generally, especially fedoras.

    By the turn of the 70s hardly anyone bothered other than hippy types and their bandanas.

  16. Beanie hat meh…a bob hat without a bobble,quite useful when you are an old fart who is always cold even when its 19 degrees 🥶….still i prefer a top 🎩 reminds me of when we were looked up to and meant something

  17. Random nomination this one. Kind of names me wonder where the man with the woolly hat touched the OP.

    That said a refreshing nomination that might inspire me to wait the cunting of toasters that’s bubbling under the surface.

  18. I have a green, Gore Tex lined sou’ wester, for when it’s pissing it down.

    It stops the rain going down the back of me neck and keeps me head lovely and warm and dry.

    Also, it has an advantage over a hood, in that it moves with your head, so you can look left and right without having your vision impeded, unlike a pesky hood.

    Ethel thinks it’s hilarious.

    The fucking cow 🐮

    Good morning.

  19. A little while back whilst out metal detecting on a local beach in early spring a woman 60+ was swimming in a knitted bikini, i have never seen such a pointless item of anything, everything had sagged and was dripping and so had the bikini. A challenging wank indeed.

  20. If you wear this kind of headwear, no matter where you position it, you are a cunt.

    It makes you look like a criminal dustman who’s off to sign the sex offenders register.

    I recommend a Fedora if you wish to portray class and breeding.

  22. I’m conflicted on this one. I’ve stopped wearing beanies but only because they don’t look good on me in particular because the back of my head isn’t very bulbous.

    I’ve resorted to wearing baseball caps to keep my thinning hair covered but then I have to put the hood of my hoodie up to keep my neck warm.

    This has the unfortunate effect of making women on the pavement pretend to be talking on the phone or crossing the road entirely. Makes one feel rather profiled.

    • Yep, you and Mis have nailed why beanies hats are important and not for cunting.

      Permanent cap and hat wearing is for the baldy boys.

      It’s a cruel world.

      • I’m in two minds about this cunting. Isn’t a beanie THE fashion item for all style conscious young men?

        Morning all.

    • Where one of them, and look like that furry cunt on the outside of the plane in that Twilight Zone episode.

  25. Got one of those proper fur Russian hats when I went to Moscow in 1993 and 2008. Bargain price and all.

    I’ll never forget the 93 trip. Us supporters mixed with some of the players near Red Square. We were looking at the hats on sale, and Clayton Blackmore picked one up and said with that grin of his ‘It feels just like a pussy’. And Steve Bruce said ‘Clayton, the gaffer (Fergie) has told us not to let you out of our sight.’

    But, I have no doubt old ‘Sunbed’ filled his boots with the lovely Natashas on that trip to Ivanland.

    As a certain Miss Hopkin said ‘Those were the days, my friend.’

  26. OT: More trouble from those sandmuck savages.
    Now it’s some Iranian-Yemeni scum called Houthis.

    Look, just nuke the frig out of Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Libya, Pakistan.
    Just wipe the cunts off the map. Because, if they don’t, these filth are going to do this shit for all time, and the death toll is going to go up and up. Especially here and in Europe. And there will probably be another September 11 and all.

      • The filth should have been sorted out permanently after Lockerbie and WPC Yvonne Fletcher (RIP). And September 11 should have seen all the bastards wiped off the map for good.

        Bush and his poodle Lucifer Blair fucked up. Iraq and Afghanshitstan were the wrong targets. The Taliban and Saddam Hussein were no threat to the West at the time. The ones that should have been invaded (OK, nuked to fuck) were Libya (for Cuntdaffi’s past atrocities and IRA ties), and the two main troublemakers and terrorist hives, Iran and Pakistan.

        Pakistan was hiding Osama, and the US and UK knew it. They also knew that Iran were dabbling in nukes. Yet they chose the easier way, and invaded Iraq and Afghanshitstan. They wanted the world to believe that they were ‘doing something’ about terrorism and the spread of dark ages muslim filth. When, in actual fact, they weren’t. Not really.

        Had those two fucks bombed Iran and Pakistan and Libya to buggery in 2001, a lot of people in Britain and Europe would still be alive today.

    • Add to that list:
      Syria
      Lebanon
      Algeria
      Afghanistan
      Somalia
      Can’t think of anything positive or beneficial to come out of those shitholes.

    • Annie would never present TOTP though.
      Maybe it was because she was disturbed by the n0nce quota at the Beeb.

  28. I remember when every cunt was wearing white bucket hats in 1990.
    This is because Stone Roses drummer Reni made them cool.

    I liked the band (I was more a Mondays man though), but I wasn’t going to wear a bucket hat and look like a knob. I did not wear flares in 1990 either. No lionels* for me, fuck that.

    * Lionel Blairs – Flares.

  29. Country went down the shitter when everyone stopped wearing hats.
    Is this site becoming a members only club I’ve been locked out 4 or 5 times since Christmas this time for 5 days I think.

  30. The ones that really look stupid are when they have the pulled back as far as they go, floppy on the end like a sort of urban druid….

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