Amongst the worst of the species of Cunt known to mankind, behold the dripping horror of Melody Wiseheart, formerly known as Nicholas Cepeda.

Mad and/or malevolent, Nick the Prick is proudly taking trans-gender insanity to the next level. Not only does he declare he’s a woman. But he also identifies with teenage girls. And changes into skimpy outfits in the same changing areas as them. To compete against them in swimming competitions. What a slippery slimy bell-end of a Cunt.

Such incredible idiocy could sadly happen anywhere in the West nowadays, but naturally enough it is Trudeau’s Canada which is leading the way with this wave-breaking level of cluster-fuckitude.

More details here provided you take your anti-emetic first –

Spiked

Apparently Nick the Prick, age 50, has been representing the Orangeville Otters swim club since 2019, changing next to and swimming around teenage girls of increasingly pissed off families. It’s like dumping a male bull shark into a baby female otter nursery and closing your eyes and crossing fingers all will be well.

‘Swimming Canada’ of course defended the rights of this plonker: “Actually, having a todger helps keep Nick on an even keel and so exemplifies good lane discipline to all the girls. And having a 50 year old male rubbing up alongside them makes those girls who are a little on the large and hirsute side feel less bad about themselves. Great success!”. Or something Cunty like that.

Surely it’s time someone did a Bobbit to this Cunt of a Bull Shark if he really wants to think he’s a teenage female Otter?

Nominated by: Holey Bonus

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Admin;

May I suggest adding the undernoted link to this splendid cunting?

You Tube

I think the part from 6.30 onwards (where the Rebel News reporter confronts this seedy cunt) is particularly interesting.

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A cunting for that Establishment/Murdoch foghorn, Times Radio, promising to bring us expert analysis but promoting stories at a similar register to its Murdoch stablemate, The Sun.

‘Dictator Trump’, ‘ Storm Isha causes damage not seen before’, How GCHQ keeps us safe’, Gen Z go to War, and the flip flopping on the War in the Ukraine Putin runs out of ammo, men, (at an unfathomable’ rate’, tanks a few months ago, now we’re supposedly going to war, Putin is once again bringing war to NATO.

There’s the chummy interview with Ian Hislop about “his 2023”, the bloke who has destroyed Private Eye’s reputation and turned it into a snarkier version of Punch.

Then there’s the odd interview where Kait Borsay keeps putting futile and daft questions about the Russia-Ukraine conflict to Peter Hitchens, to which he can only, and honestly, reply, ‘I don’t know/,I have no idea’. One such example is,
‘Is Putin Ill?’

Nobody knows!

It seems a lot of the ‘experts ‘ don’t live in the real world either, ‘we’ll need a better manufacturing base to build weapons and ammo, and recruit people, about half a million’.

How?

The level of discussion is about the same as GB News… okay, not that remedial, but still lacking in anything beyond ‘We’ll do this and then this.. uh well i’m sure people will join in when push comes to shove, the public must, the public will…’.

Delirious shite.

Times Radio

Wiki Times Radio

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Independent Public Inquiries are a cunt.

The very name suggests that the issues being examined will be thoroughly and impartially considered. Of course, everyone knows that this is total nonsense. The Government will decide what is and is not considered under the inquiry’s terms of reference. Who do the cunts think they are kidding?

Apparently the Independent Public Inquiry into the handling of the Covids “crisis” will now delay its hearing of the evidence regarding the “vaccines”. Well fuck me, I wonder why that might be? Spoiler alert…Maybe it has something to do with a forthcoming GENERAL FUCKING ELECTION?

Daily Sceptic

Of course, there is nothing to see here. The Rt Hon The Baroness Heather Carol Hallett DBE came to the decision entirely off he own bat. Anyone who says anything different is a tin foil hatted “anti vaxer” , obviously.

Fuck right off.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

A cunting for Jamaica.

This toilet of a country wants to remove King Charles III as head of state.

The Guardian

I personally would be dancing for joy if the shithole wanted to sever ties with me, and if I had a choice I’d have severed all ties with Jamaica when they gained independence in 1962.

The good for nothing bastards are constantly lying about rebuilding the country after WWII with the Windrush cunts, when in reality they supplied a handful of smelly bus conductors and bin men.

The vile immigrants here now are nothing more than idle criminals who for some reason think the UK owes them something. Well they’re right in that regard, we owe them a damn good birching.

Those other fools Harry and Meghan Hewitt are out there at the moment embarrassing themselves and us as usual, but that needs a cunting of its own.

So Jamaica, by all means remove Charles as head of state, don’t send anyone else here, and take back your execrable countrymen who currently pollute the British Isles.
One more thing, the only reparations you’re entitled to is the filth we want to send back to you. (You can keep the Hewitts as an added bonus).

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

And seconded by: General Cuntster

I would like to second this nomination and add that the Markle-Hewitts were used by the Jamaican Government.

The anti-Royalist Jamaican Government wanted their image in solidarity with the anti-(ex)-royal couple to bolster their cause.

But after the photo they had no more use the shameless grifters and treated the Dysfunctional Duo like the D-List Celebrities they truly are.

Yahoo Entertainment

(No more emergency aid from the UK when the next natural disaster hits, either! – Day Admin)

Yesterday (26th Jan), old Kloppie announced he will be leaving the ‘Pool at the end of this season, primarily because he’s knackered and doesn’t have the energy to coach anymore.

Even though I rarely bother with EPL football these days, I will admit that Klopp is one of the greats, and certainly ranks as one of the best managers Liverpool as ever had.

However, the media went into total meltdown as soon as he announced his news, with some papers having it as the major Page 1 headline (fuck WWIII).

I went onto the BBC’s football page last night, and I counted a total of 14 articles, all about Klopp. FOURTEEN!!

By the time this nom is published (assuming it does of course), that figure will probably diminish. Although it will no doubt grow again come the end of the season, especially if Liverpool win something!

For the next few days then we’re going to get wall-to-wall commentary about Klopp, about why he is stepping down, what he as achieved, what he intends to do next and what he ate for fucking breakfast!

And clearly the city of Liverpool will be closed for business for weeks as it mourns his departure!

The media really are cunts at times with their massive servings of hyperbole!

BBC News

Nominated by: Technocunt