NHS Scotland

 

is a cunt.

7 times.

7 fucking times the poor girl’s surgery has been cancelled, the last of which seemingly as a result of revenge against a ”problematic’ surgeon, and now she could die as a result. I really shouldn’t be surprised anymore – this sort of thing seems to be routine for ‘ar wanderful anychess’ nowadays.

Oh, and of course they blamed ‘wider pressures’ as well.

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

The legacy of colonialism is a cunt!

 

I’m afraid I don’t have a specific link but it’s clear to see I think.
Why is this country constantly pestered to put right the wrongs of long gone history?

No one is asking the Spanish, Portuguese or Dutch to cough up compensation for their invasions or slave trade etc. So why us the past is the past and most of you foreign types descend from countries of considerable mineral wealth, you were just too bone idle to dig it up off your own backs!

Perhaps the British should be asking the descendants of the Norman’s or vikings to put up recompense for their I’ll gotten gains!
I know the reply would be ‘bollocks ‘ so why isn’t that our reply to those banging on at us?

Nominated by The Cunt in Scunthorpe.

Coping with Cancer

Apparently some woman has cancer.

But unlike the rest of the million or so women diagnosed, she is incredibly brave and will carry out her arduous duties of waving to window lickers as soon as she can.

She has to endure private treatment, hundreds of lackies and never having to lift a finger. All of which we gratefully subscribe to.

She is an example to us all.

For attribution see neverfucking ending arse licking tributes.

BBC News

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Safeguarding Reviews and Stating the Obvious

According to Derby and Derbyshire Safeguarding Children Partnership, Finley Boden “should have been one of the most protected children”, and thee were “significant shortcomings” and “missed opportunities” in his case

Yeah, no shit. We’ve been hearing this exact same bollocks after virtually every one of these cases since Victoria Climbie died, and yet NOTHING EVER CHANGES. If anything, things seem to have gotten worse. It’s about time the Waffen SS and other child ‘protection’ services pulled their fucking fingers out and started doing their jobs properly.

BBC News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Smart Meters

 
and the Implementation of Dynamic Energy Pricing is a cunt.

Well most of us knew that smart meters were not really meant to save us money, but in actual fact is to be used as a form of dynamic pricing based on a 24 hour demand pricing algorithm.

Essentially OFGEM want to do away with the current energy price cap because it believe millions of customers are moving away from fossil fuels and onto renewables such as EVs, solar panels and heat pumps (They don’t provide actual stats to back this up, but of course it doesn’t matter because they know best, innit!)

They believe the current energy plan is unfair on these “good” customers and hence the introduction of Dynamic Price Cap based on demand. In other words you will pay more during popular hours of the day – usually 6am to 9am and 4pm to 10pm.

The actual rate in terms of pence/kwh, isn’t mentioned but they believe it will be far more than what you’re currently paying under the existing cap. But they do say “off-peak” charges will be far less than the current cap,

This means if you’re housebound, unemployed, retired, or WfH, you could see a massive increase in your energy bills under the new cap, which will be monitored by your smart meter. The energy suppliers will know exactly when you use electric most and charge you a premium for it.

Years ago OFGEM insisted smart meters would help people save money on their bills, but now that millions of accepted meters in their homes, OFGEM have changed tack and more or less said “Fuck you, suckers!”

And those energy suppliers, so keen on pushing these meters on you, and again insisting they will save you money, want this new cap introduced in order to maintain profits. Afterall, we can’t have customers ending up with smaller energy bills despite our bullshit saying meters would do just that. Profits come first!

This idea is still on the drawing board, but it will only be a matter of time before it becomes a reality. All those promises about meters, cheap energy and going with renewables was all one big wet fucking dream!

telegraph

Nominated by Technocunt.