I must cunt that drab, dreary whimsicunt Victoria Wood, if only for her fucking flapping mouse hands.
Nominated by mrs dillbag
Victoria Wood
Rio Ferdinand
Rio Ferdinand is a disloyal, traitorous cunt. He is not interested in being appointed the Captain of England, because he wants to concentrate on earning obscene amounts of money playing for his club.
That is why England fail to win major championships because greedy, lazy fuckers like him show no respect for their country. I think it is time to convict the entire England team of Treason.
Then we can put them in stocks to allow us to show our utter contempt for these overpaid cunts, by pissing on them. Meantime, Rio Ferdinand should be dragged through the streets so we can shit on him, just like he has shat on his country.
What a contemptible cunt he is.
English Football
English football supporters are under the ludicrous belief that their team should be at footballs top table when there is absolutely no fucking evidence to warrant this belief. Other than a home win in 1966 they have won fuck all of note before or since.
The true top table teams such as Brazil, Argemtina, Germany, Italy, France etc have won numerous world cups and european championships and thats the fucking difference.
To think otherwise makes you a deluded cunt and worthy of a good cunting on here. So it makes no difference which overated twat captains the team they will still be strictly second division. Overpaid cunts at that.
Nominated by Why English football needs a reality cunting
Chris Huhne [3]
Chris Huhne is a dirty lying cunt that even dragged his missus into his fucking evil web of lies !…
I hope the lying dirty bastard get’s his just desserts when he goes in front of a jury….these fuckers are supposed to lead by example…..shoot the lot of them and let’s make an’ example of them and have a fresh start !!!
Nominated by EDDIE_F
Chris Huhne, MP for the cuntish town of Eastleigh (the abscess on the arse of the gorgeous county of Hampshire) is, indeed, a cunt. A shitehole of a town, perfect for a cunt called Chris.
Seconded by Anonymous
Michael Barrymore [3]
Michael Barrymore is a bum-raping unfunny shit-stabbing killing bum-hole riding pervert Stuart Lubbock murdering gay-pool-party shithead cunt wanker tosser queer of the highest order.
It should be part of national service to drive a tank over his legs until his skull-pops open like a bag of peanuts. Then mince his body and feed it to his mother whilst kicking her cunt to a gory bloody mess for giving birth to such a closet bender shithead cunt.
Ahh I feel better now.
Nominated by Anonymous