Steven Seagal [2]

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Cunt that’s irritated a fellow’s bowls for many years is mock former martial artist turned crap movie blubber man crime fighter Steven (C-gal) Seagal.

Shuffles through mind minging cheap straight to DVD films wearing an ex-dracular syrup with an acting style that’s strictly mahogany. And pretends to be a sheriff in Louisiana!!

Counts Vladimir Putin as his number one fan so assured cunt status.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Will Smith & son

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Why oh why is this annoying bouncy 80s left over puncy cunt actor still on our screens? Oh I know, its mini me. If its not enough to have one Annoying cunt, its a junior as well. Best child exploitation since the Jacksons, and look how they ended up.

So, cunt of the week is Will Smith for me, and if there is an award for the youngest cunt, its his son Jaydon. I know he’s only a kid, but he wants to act 25 so he needs to get used to it,

Nominated by : The Believer

And the fucking cunt can’t rap and DEFO can’t sing!!!

Nominated by : Chas C

Being gay

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Being gay must be a cunt. How do you tolerate being picked on by all those horrible straight people?

I don’t give a flying fuck what people get up to in their bedrooms. I don’t give a flying fuck if they want to get married in a Catholic church.

Just stop banging on and on about it and ramming it down my throat. I’m not a pervert just because I’m not gay, so fuck the fuck off you cunts!

Nominated by : 4 poofs and no piano

Meerkats

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Compare the Meerkat.

I did.

They bear a remarkable similarity to a bunch of irritating, animated cunts.

Almost as big a bunch of cunts as the cunt that thought of them – and that’s one mighty big cunt!

Simples…

Nominated by : Dioclese