Ice skaters – mincing about like food-processors at a LibDem conference.
Their arses are so big they have to have special pants made.
Dance like men!
Nominated by: Kenny
Bob Crow [4]
‘Red’ Bob Crow. Mahogany skinned, holidaying whilst London grinds to a halt, earns far more than almost all his fee paying union members.
A 24 carat solid gold cunt of the highest order.
Nominated by: Occam’s Razor
M&S
Marks and Spencers have a towel head at the checkout who refused to serve a local buying Pork and Booze as its not in accordance to the Koran. What do they do? Sack the cunt? No…
Bring out an accepting rule that no Muslim needs to serve Pork or Alcohol to anyone, they can refuse them. Also goes for Camel Jockeys selling provocative clothing.
Fucking let down. Sack the trouble making cunts, and send them back to the halal butchers.
Nominated by: King Cunt
Elton John [2]
Elton John is a cunt – primarily for foisting that maudlin shite “Candle In The Wind” on us.
Twice!
The baldy, four-eyed cunt has much for which to answer.
Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians
Democracy
Look at this gang of cunts (thatcher’s mob) before they were ‘elected’. Then look at this other gang of current Tory cunts before they were ‘elected’.
Fuck-all happens on merit in Britain, and democracy is the worst cunting sham of all. All the cunts in parliament are placemen (or place bitches) with skeletons in the closet who will do as they are told.
When a decent person tries to get elected, the fucking morons that vote (and have their small minds made up by a few 15 seconds adverts on TV tweaking their sentimentally/fear/hate) shun honesty, and opt for the puppets.
Nominated by: Jenny Penny