The only good thing on Sky Sports is Natalie Sawyer. A cracking pair of tits!
Nominated by: Norman
There, good, her song isn’t even over yet and I’ve got that off my fucking chest.
Nominated by: Dan
This odious cunt has about as much charisma as Adrian Chiles rectal passage, her interview technique seems to revolve around 3 questions and as soon as there is any rain at the races the lazy cunt does nothing but hide from the rain (I am sure she must have worked for the Council in the past).
She is absolutely minted (Daddy’s money of course) but she still feels the need to advertise any old gambling cunts (Ladbrookes, 888sport) and seems to believe she is attractive because of a few sad cunts on Twitter who’s whole lives revolve around wanking.
Fucking CUNT
Nominated by: Phil Spencer
Where’s Jihadi John when you need him, eh…?
Nominated by: Fred West
As Yoda would have said, ‘Strong with the retard, this one is’. Finnegan actually claimed that the victim of that rapist footballer suffered no physical injury, and that the rape was not violent.
Get to fuck, you worthless piece of shit. Rape IS an act of violence. There would have been physical wounds, mostly internal. And of course, there’s the psychological trauma of having an arrogant footballer, force himself upon her after she said no. Finnegan is a cunt.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
What can one say about the tawdry little tosser? The name is a gift sounding like it’s lifted from a third rate old actor/manager fallen on hard times and playing minor character parts in bad 1950s B movies or a headline from the News of the World circa 1962. Only difference between the Tory sex scandals orf the 60s and today is there are no dodgy prossies and Russian KGB pimps involved. We knew how to rock the establishment in those days.
Come lately to prominence for sexting and emailing snaps orf his decrepit little cock to sad slappers on social sites various. Not really my field but doubtless The Eye can enlighten us. Allegedly at least a dozen photos and more in assorted porno poses. A source told the Sun on Sunday: “He asked her to send an explicit picture back but she refused. The woman had no idea he was married and was horrified when she discovered the truth.”
The victim orf a classic newspaper sting, the horny little cunt was duped into online flirtatious chats and photo exchanges, and sent a graphic snap exposing himself while wearing a pair of paisley pyjamas. After an undercover reporter sent him an explicit picture supposedly of “Sophie”, Newmark then asked for a more explicit picture “Without your hands in the way and legs parted”. He then said: “I’ll send you something in return….”
Caught with his pants down and plastered all over the internet what has a pervie little cunt left to do but to pull a sickie. “I will be beginning residential psychiatric treatment for the next few weeks in the hope that professional help will enable me to salvage my life and my family.”
Mr Brooks Newmark has since resigned his post as Minister for Civil Society, a job that apparantly involved enhancing the exposure orf wimmen in Government circles. Some success surely. He has indicated to the Prime Minister that he will not fight the next erection.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke