Anyone who would want to marry such a fat, hateful, talentless cunt is surely even more of a cunt than he is, and so I hereby nominate Phill Jupitus’s wife.
Nominated by: Fred West
So Sir Richard, when you plan your next interstellar fuck up, please invite some selected guests to play the role of crash test dummies. I humbly suggest:
Eric Pickles (for maximum splat effect)
Jo and Russell Brand
Jihadi John
Justin Bieber
…and as many paedo’s as you can fit in once you evict the illegal immigrants, who will no doubt be stowing away
Nominated by: Captain Japseye
These easily led brain dead droogs could be easily persuaded to chant ‘burn the witch’ at a moments notice.
Nominated by : Louis Walsh
Thanks Christ for that. The 2014 series of X Factor is nearly over. I managed to avoid watching any of it despite being nagged by adverts and trailers and propaganda masquerading as news items.
There more culture in a pot of yoghurt and more talent in a fucking sausage! But WTF? It’ll be back next year…
Nominated by: Dioclese
What a fuck up. Where are the heroes when you need them?
Maybe old Guido was a Jihadist? Maybe they’re not all bad? Just a thought…
Nominated by: Dioclese
It’s that merry time of year again when a minority of selfish, narrow minded cunts turn your average suburb into downtown Beirut. From sunset to sunrise, we can look forward to bangs, pops and whistles as their fucking fireworks off, and tough shit if you have to get up for work in the morning. Try going round to their shit-hole residence and ask them to keep quiet, and all you get is a load of bollocks about “its only fun”, “just five more minutes” or “fuck off, wanker”.
Only upside is you could blast the cunts with a shotgun and no one would be any wiser on the noise. That’d fuck them.
I get a real urge to burn these fuck-wits houses to the ground and stab any fucking cunt trying to flee the inferno.
Nominated by: KiwiCunt
So this is what a feminist looks like is it? Almost right. I prefer the slogan in the picture!
Nominated by: Dioclese