actually serving and protecting.
For once, not a cunting, but a heart warming ( and belly filling) story.
Suffolk Police arrested a delivery driver, after recognising him as a “failure to appear”.
They then went on to deliver the food that people had ordered.
I bet those folks got a bit of a shock when plod turned up with their quatro formagio, but hats off to them.
Make a change, eh?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Quick cunting here. Not my usual novel.
Anyway, the UN has stated that the Middle East is “on the brink.” For as long as I can remember during my lifetime, this fly-blown, primitive, sand-filled shitpit of a region has been “on the brink” so what makes things different now?
Why should anyone who’s been around a bit (see, over 35) give a ha’penny jizz about what’s happening over there yet again? Obviously the KiddlyWinkles will get upset over “mUh PalEsTinE” and get their knickers in a twist over WW3. Again. Probably something about climate change, too.
Attention seeking Camel Enthusiasts, the lot of the Middle Eastern – that goes for the Israelis, too.
Link here if anyone cares a toss: You Tube
Nominated by: Cuntis_Cuntis
Thank fuck this cunt is dead.
Not only did he (allegedly) get away with a murder he (allegedly) obviously committed, but he brazenly flaunted and laughed about it as well. THEN went on to commit armed robbery and kidnapping afterwards. Talk about pushing your fucking luck.
He was a nasty, thuggish, lying, conniving, feral piece of pondlife scum, and the world will be a better place now he’s gone.
Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt
For all those wanting my opinion on the subject (and indeed, for all those who don’t) I’m prepared to state categorically that so-called ‘artificial intelligence’ is nothing but a load of wank.
Furthermore, I offer proof of my assertion. AI has predicted the winners of the Premier League for every year up to 2100, and get this. The mighty Aston Villa will not be crowned champions until season 2043/44;
I mean ffs! Anybody who knows anything at all about the game knows that with Unai ‘The Don’ Emery at the helm, Villa will be champions before the end of the decade. You don’t need more than two brain cells to rub together to work that one out. You can bet your pension on it.
What does AI know about football? The thin end of the square root of fuck all. And there’s a bloke down our pub who reckons that AI will end up running everything, and nobody will have a job. Bag o’ shite.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Being a football fan, I sometimes like to comment on the little Have Your Say sections that the BBC put on some football articles. After a certain amount of removed comments your account automatically gets placed into moderation. This wouldn’t be a problem, except for the fact that it is VERY easy to break the Beebistan’s fabled House Rules. They’ve always been bad for censorship, but in recent months I have had perfectly innocuous comments, regardless of whether or not they are on topic, removed with no clear explanation as to why, or an attempt to point me to a specific rule which very clearly hasn’t actually been breached..For once BBC, just for once stop fucking interfering and let people comment on the topic at hand – we shouldn’t have to rigorously censor ourselves for fear of getting yet another comment struck down by your fascistic, overzealous moderators.
Good cunting it’s pathetic the way they censor footie fans comments. Unless they are in favour of Man Utd. FFS C.A.
Nominated by opinionated cunt.