Islamophobia

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I would like to nominate the word “Islamophobia” for an epic cunting.

This absurd term has become ubiquitous over the past few years but, and this is the reason for the nomination, no-one has actually defined what it means. It appears to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean, so that anything from the foamings of right-wing nutjobs on conspiracy theory websites to thoughtful musings in the quality press about the place of religion in 21st century Britain can be dismissed by this ridiculous word. As far as I can work out, “Islamophobia” is Arabic for “Shut the fuck up, Kuffar!”

“Islamophobia” is automatically associated with racism against the mythical “Muslim community.” Now this really is a racist term. Some folks of South Asian descent have been living in the UK for three generations but whenever some bearded freak goes mental, screaming “Allahu fucking Akbar” as usual, these people are told they must condemn his actions because they are “Muslims.” No, they aren’t. They are British citizens with the same rights and responsibilities as everyone else. It is racist to say that they are Muslims because of the colour of their skin – PC twats at the BBC please take note.

Those cunts who shot up that French magazine are accused of shooting a “Muslim police officer” as they fled the scene. No, they didn’t; they shot a FRENCH police officer who happened to have a somewhat darker skin than the majority of the French population. Again I say, it is racist to label people of a certain ethnic group as “Muslims.”

By labelling certain folks as “Muslim” on account of their skin colour, the PC racist cunts of the BBC go on to empower so-called “Muslim community leaders.” Who elected these twats as “community leaders”? From what I can work out, being a “leader” of the mythical “Muslim community” simply means you have a beard and have read a book. Well, I have a beard and I’ve read lots of books (including the Koran) but I don’t claim to be a leader of any “community”!

But for sheer cuntishness, the phrase that really takes the biscuit is “Muslim feminist.” Have these silly tarts read their “holy” book? It specifically says that women are only worth half of men in terms of inheritance and testimony. “It’s my choice to wear a bag on my head when I go out,” they bleat. Fine. But it’s also my wife’s choice to wear a bikini when we go to the beach and no misogynistic cunt whose library consists of one book of thousand year old fairy stories can stop her. Fuck you.

That silly cunt Anjem Choudary says that freedom of speech does not allowed people to mock Allah’s prophets. That’s exactly what is does allow you utter, utter cunt. Your prophet was a violent, murderous, delusional twat who felt up a six year old! A six year old, for fuck’s sake! What kind of cunt gets his jollys from a Year One kid – outside of Parliament or the BBC that is?

There have been a lot of twats saying they have the right to practice their religion in peace. Absolutely correct – and right back at you! You can believe in fairy tales, worship a violent desert bandit, bang your head on the ground five times a day and force your wife to wear a bag on her head (actually I’m not so sure about the last one, unless she’s a “Muslim feminist” who chooses her own bag). BUT I DON”T HAVE TO. And nor do I have to “respect” your shitty religion.

Lots of people have written about Islam in recent years but most of them miss the point. They concentrate on the supposed violence in the Koran, the treatment of minorities in Islamic countries or the attitude of Muslims towards women. This is to miss the central problem in Islam; the central problem in ALL religions. Muslims believe the universe was created by God.

THERE IS NO GOD. At last count, physicists reckon there are 100,000,000,000 galaxies containing 300,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars in a universe that has existed for 13,700,000,000 years. And yet! The “God” who “created” all this cares most about whether one half of one species on one planet around one star shows its hair to the other half! Please, just fuck off, chill the fuck out, have a pint or three and get laid – with an actual woman not a prepubescent virgin.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Islam [2]

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Muslims. Followers of the ‘religion of peace’. Or, as ISIS recently revealed, the religion of paedophiles and rapists. Now, I’ve already admitted to disliking Muslims so I won’t pretend otherwise. And I’m not ‘Islamophobic’, because a phobia is an irrational fear of something. I don’t fear them. Nor am I racist, as the followers of Islam come from all races. I dislike Muslims because I don’t trust them. And I don’t trust them because they’ve never given me a reason to trust them. And unlike others who come to live in this country, they are not immigrants, they are colonists. Their aim is to turn Britain into another Islamic shit hole.

Unlike other religious groups, Sikhs, Hundus, Buddhists, Jew, etc Muslims have done absolutely nothing to fit in with British culture. In fact in a lot of cases, WE have been expected to change in order to accommodate THEIR culture. And thanks to those soppy, hand wringing cunts on the left, that’s exactly what’s happened. Britain today, is one where Sharia courts are tolerated, even though they have absolutely no authority under British law. We have Muslim men living in illegal polygamous marriages, but being allowed to get away with it because ‘it’s their culture’. The problem with that argument though, is THEY live in OUR culture. If a non Muslim were to commit polygamy, they would be prosecuted.

It’s also their culture to treat woman as fifth class citizens. The property of men. Are we to turn a blind eye to that? It’s their culture to marry off pre-pubescent girls to much older men. Are we supposed to accept that happening in this country? We already have a situation where people are beginning to ask if the meat they buy from supermarkets is Halal. We shouldn’t be having to ask. Why should a fucking minority be allowed to dictate to the majority how the meat we consume is slaughtered? If they must have meat slaughtered in such a barbaric way, they have should specialist butchers.

Then there’s the so called ‘radical Muslims’. The likes of Hamza, Qatada, Bakri and Choudhary. For years they were allowed to stand out in the streets, preaching hatred and encouraging violence against non Muslims. Why? If I were stand in the street, shouting about how evil Islam is, I’d be arrested for hate crimes. Even though Islam IS evil. They stood on the streets, whingeing about how evil the UK is, how Muslims are oppressed and downtrodden. Obvious lies, yet nobody in authority challenged those lies.

Someone should have said to them, “Listen, you chose to come and live in the UK. Nobody forced you. You know you’re telling lies, so shut the fuck up. In fact, you should seriously consider using your right to fuck right off out of the UK, and move to a country more to your liking. Saudi Arabia for example. That’s a medieval shit hole, you’d love it there.

We keep reading about Muslim ‘men’ forming paedophile gangs and raping young white girls, yet the authorities continually try to sweep it under the carpet. They young victims slagged off as lying femmes fatales who led those poor Muslim men on. Even when the scandal first broke, there were some left wing cunts who tried to bury it by telling us that the majority of paedophiles in the UK were White. Yes, but that’s because White people form the majority. Simple numbers. Statistically, by race/religion, there are more Asian Muslim paedophiles than in any other racial/religious group.

The fact is, Islam is far from being a religion of peace. It is a malevolent belief system that condones acts of violence and murder against everyone who does not follow that belief system. It is also a fact that Islam is incompatible with Western life and values. I live in area with a huge Bangladeshi population. Everyday I see the contempt these so called peaceful Muslims show toward my country. In my opinion, it’s time that Muslims were told to leave the UK, as they are a divisive force, and no longer welcome here.

Nominated by : Quick Draw McGraw

Jared Kreft

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Jared Kreft – a man charged with possession of marijuana and giving a horse a blow job.

Kreft was discovered inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly, according to court documents. He was also wearing a face mask and trousers with a hole cut in the crotch area. Police say Kreft told them he had been watching ‘horse pornography’ before going to the barn, performing oral sex on the horse there and then trying to arouse the horse with his hand.

Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphenalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping.

It is so far unclear who owns the barn and horse. Fucking priceless…!

Nominated by: Norman

Steve Punt

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Steve Punt. That’s not a name, that’s rhyming slang – and most apposite rhyming slang too in this instance.

Half of “Punt and Dennis” and often employed as a talking head on documentaries about comedians where he is frequently – and erroneously – described as a “comedy writer”. Anyone who has ever had the misfortune to hear ‘The Now Show’ or remembers Punt and Dennis’s tumbleweed moments in ‘The Mary Whitehouse Experience’ will know that there is no conceivable way that Punt could ever be considered a writer of comedy. Comedy writing requires not just technical skill, it requires an instinct and flair for the comedic – an instinct and flair which Punt the Cunt is sorely lacking. Punt is a cunt who mistakes sarcastic delivery for comedy.

I remember Newman and Baddiel (the other half of the ‘Mary Whitehouse Experience’ team) once saying something along the lines of “trying to make a comedy show with those two was like trying to create a great concept album, but being forced to share half the tracks with Showaddywaddy”.

Steve Punt is not funny. Steve Punt is just a cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

The United States of France

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In the wake orf the Paris killings I would remind our froggy friends that Obama takes every opportunity to remind the world that the French are America’s oldest allies. Hollande basks in Obama’s shadow. You may have taken Britain’s place at the yankee top table mes amis but as the waves orf synthetic grief sweep la belle France, is the free admission to the number one spot on the jihaddi hate list worth it? No doubt Monsewer Hollande has taken to wearing his mackintosh and crash helmet again.

We do not forget how Obama managed to forget the British involvement in the D Day landings and the liberation of France during the recent remembrance observances when the only Head orf State who had actually served during WW11, HM The Queen, was sidelined.

While I find the machine gunning of a few fucking journalists understandable, what I cannot condone is the perfectly predictable outpouring orf liberal wailing and solidarity that has followed. That is down to you, you cunts in black. Candles, cuddly toys, cliched slogans, twittershit, grieving widows snivelling to camera, France has caught the fucking spirit orf Diana. Rumours orf a free concert in Paris from Elton John. Jihaddis take note.

Obama has been pushing the line orf Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité (LEF), French spiritual founding fathers orf the American Constitution ect ect. We know that the twisted cunt hates anything British but worth reminding ourselves that the French still actually have colonies or as they like to term it “colonial relationships” and were renowned for their sadistic rule and involvement in the slave trade. Froggy political hacks queuing up to puff France and LEF. I seem to recall that the high flown ideals orf LEF soon degenerated into The Reign Of Terror. Well mes amis, you have it now.

Je suis cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke