Ahmed Mohamed

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“Ahmed Mohamed, the 14-year-old Muslim boy from Texas whose teacher mistook his homemade clock for a bomb, will move to Qatar with his family”

For fucks sake………….here comes another cunt making bombs for one of the fucking nut nut groups of the world!!! Off he goes to start his training in the dark arts of murder and middle age life theory!

CUNTS!!!

Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson

TV celebs on a jolly

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Those fuckin’ TV progs featuring fuckin’ so called celebs off on a jolly to some far flung country.

Either motor cycling ( Ewen fuckin’ McGregor) or jumping on trains ( Michael ( Dolphin Sq ) Portillo, Chris Tarrant ).

Who wants to watch these annoying twats being paid to have a fucking good time. Ben fuckin’ Fogle is another one.

Fuck off out it – we’re not fuckin’ interested!

Nominated by: Ozmandias

Mark Hanna

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Mark Hanna is a solid gold 24 carat cunt.

Former Head of Security for News International, Hanna stood trial alongside Rebekah Brooks, Andy Coulson et al. Though the jury brought in a Not Guilty verdict against Hanna, he was promptly sacked by News International. Although unlike Brooks, he didn’t receive a £16m severance package, nor was he re-employed in pretty much the same role after a couple of years. In fact he found himself completely unemployable due to the stigma of being associated with the Brooks trial.

So what did Hanna do? He took News International to an employment tribunal (the case was due to be heard next month) and then last month posted an extraordinary video on YouTube claiming that he knew all the “shocking secrets” of News International which he promised to reveal.

Surprise surprise, Hanna has been bought off by Murdoch – in the last two days he’s dropped the employment tribunal claim and tweeted to say that he now understands all the allegations he intended to make are false and is happy that the matter has been resolved amicably. Once again Murdoch escapes by the skin of his teeth – corporate charges against Murdoch are a whisker away and could have been precipitated by Hanna’s revelations. Impending corporate charges in the UK could easily have brought Murdoch’s American empire crashing down too and the cunt Hanna should be held personally liable for propping up the corrupt Aussie dwarf’s global empire.

Nominated by: Fred West

Jamie Oliver [5]

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This cunt is currently all over the media because he has introduced a 10p ‘tax’ on sugary drinks in his restaurant, Hang on, since when did Jamie Oliver become the Chancellor Of The Exchequer? How is he possibly able to introduce a ‘tax’?

He has put up his prices, that is all.

And as we all know, the tax on cigarettes, alcohol & petrol has made fuck all difference even though it increases more than inflation every year.

It appears the fat Essex toad-faced cunt cannot get a TV series commissioned, so he dreams up this altruistic idea to make him look like a good guy, when all he has done is increase his fucking prices.

What a monumental fat, speech impaired, anorexic fucking, greasy cunt.

Nominated by: Boaby

His restaurants are shite. Crap food with shite service. I speak from some experience.

And his ‘Jamies Cafe’ at Gatwick is a joke. Burnt bacon, cold eggs. A sausage sandwich with no sausage in one side and what tasted like minge in the other.

I shall not be returning to your vile outlets Mr Oliver. You are a crap food serving, fat tongued, pretend cockney ponce. And a massive cunt to boot.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Peter Hain [2]

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I think Peter Hain is overdue for a cunting. Here’s why;

The Rt Hon. the Lord Hain, ennobled 24 November 2015:

“I, Peter Gerald Hain, do solemnly, sincerely and truly declare and affirm that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, her heirs and successors, according to law.”

Peter Hain MP, 3 November 2014.

“The Lords are an archaic anomaly which fuels disillusionment with British politics. It exists purely on a democratic deficit which has been allowed to evolve unchecked for centuries… the fact is that people are fed up with an out-of-touch political class and the growing sense that Westminster is failing us all.”

What is it with Labour politicians and hypocrisy when it comes to the House of Lords? I remember Prescott continually slagging off the Lords, and then accepting a peerage the first time it was offered. Not for himself mind you, but to make that fat, shaved gorilla he’s married to a Lady. A title does not make one a Lady or a Gentleman. Mind you, £300 per day plus expenses is quite an incentive. If you’re a greedy, money grabbing, socialist monkey clit.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw