Yodel [2]

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Yodel are cunts, once ordered some paint online, dispatched by Yodel.

Sat in all day waiting, heard the cunt pull in to our close (a cul-de-sac with one road in/out).
Looked out of window, saw it was Yodel, put my shoes on and walked to the front door, cunt was then pulling away!

Rang Yodel up to complain, was told the driver had attempted delivery and left a card, tore the bitch a new one calling her a lying cunt and explained what happened. She put me on hold and rang the driver, he came back 2 hours later and actually delivered the paint, he was not fucking happy!

He obvious drove to my address so his tacometer/gps showed he did his route but didnt even get out of the van, cunt.

Then a couple of years later ordered a new 28″ monitor for the PC, again it was Yodel (ffs)
tracking said dispatched, never turned up, eventually after ringing Yodel and complaining it was delivered 2 days later, unboxed to find the LCD panel broken!

Had to fuck about for another 3 days getting them to come pick it up and be returned.

FUCKING USELESS CUNTS

Nominated by: Boaby

Barack Obama [13]

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Apparently America’s most useless president in history is to stop off in the UK to tell everyone to vote to stay in the EU.

Apart from having no business in doing so, what the fuck does this fucking Yank cunt know about Europe? Answer, fuck all.

How would he think his people would react to that cunt Cameron going over there and telling everyone how to vote ? Not very well I suspect.

So fuck right off Obummer, we don’t want you here.

Nominated by: Captain Cunteye

Steph McGovern [2]

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I would like to cunt Stephanie McGovern, the business presenter on BBC Breakfast. Simply because she confuses me, in that I can’t decide whether I want her to sex me or her appearance disgusts me to the pit of my stomach.

Masculine, moody, deep voiced, north-eastern, square-jawed, sexually bewitching cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Richard Keys

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Richard Keys is a cunt…

Old hairy hands, and ex-Sky Sports presenter Keys is so full of shit… Here are his views on that dour cunt, Andy Murray: ‘Fantastic achievement by Andy Murray – whatever happens in the final… This guy has to be our greatest ever sportsman….’

Greatest ever British sportsman? Ever heard of Roger Bannister, Bobby Moore, Ian Botham, Bobby Charlton, Fred Perry, George Best, Lester Piggott, Jacky Stewart. Tom Finney etc?

Fuck off, Keys, you gobshite arselicking cunt…..

Nominated by: Norman

Fucking litter louts!

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Exactly where the fuck were you dragged up?

Just sat here looking out the window at a fucking bunch of off white bastards parked outside the kitchen window with their five children. They just fucked off and now there is a half dozen piles of assorted shit strewn in the road – chocolate & ice cream wrappers, bits of paper, general shite.

What the fuck is with these people? My daughter taught my grandchildren to pick up their litter. They are taught to give it to me rather than throw it in the street. Why do these cunts come to our country because it’s better than the third world shit hole they came from and then try and convert our country into the dump they tried so hard to get away from?

And this shit will never be swept up because the cunt Osbourne keeps cutting services and you can’t sweep up past the illegally parked cars they don’t bother to nick!!!

If a four year can understand these standards, why the fuck can’t these cunts???

And the EU wants us to let more of these fuckers in. FFS!

Vote to leave!!!!!

Nominated by: Mrs D