Sure he was fine in blackadder but these yank shows he’s doing are piss poor. A vicodin pill popping bellend a medical genius who leads a team of other diagnosticians(bellends) nuff said shite show.
What a great thing to teach the already drug induced youth take drugs!.
Nominated by: Titslapper
Probably the former…
Nominated by: Mr Bastard
The fact that you may never even watch the BBC yet you are told you have to pay for something you get no say on whatsoever. Who decides what most of these overpaid Presenters etc gets paid? Not me and until they have a vote on what and where the money is spent they can fuck off. I like watching certain BBC shows but I ain’t paying for it not because I can’t afford it but because ‘They’ tell me I have to.
FUCK OFF you Cunts.
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt
Mike and Bernie Winters – one acting like a special needs mong with a mental age of 5, and the other his nasty paedophile uncle on the edge of the snuff scene.
Morecambe and Wise – pitiful formulaic low-brow Ground-hog day unfunny cheap cat vomit (with a big prop budget).
Little and Large – get to fuck you pathetic sad cunts.
Cannon and Ball – brain-dead comedy of the lowest order to bore alzheimer vegetables into swallowing their own tongues to make it stop.
Reeves and Mortimer – alcoholic fuckmupery for the faux-hippy media studies polytechnic set.
The krankies – rare and strange sexual deviance fuelled with drugs, presented to frightened and bewildered children.
Ant & Dec – genetically modified shit bags that have one idea that is rammed down people’s throats as if they are foie gras ducks.
Nominated by: Sandle Seven
Years ago we had one window cleaner, a nice bloke called Brian… And he went everywhere on his bike and he grafted… He cleaned all the windows on every house in the street and he charged a fair price for it… Brian finally retired around 1996…
Fast forward to 2016… The modern window cleaner travels around in a van and has two or three goons ‘helping’ him to do the windows… Except they do fuck all… These twats will do the front (lounge and bedroom) windows if somebody is in to see/watch them… But most of the time they don’t bother… They hardly ever do the side windows and they never do the upstairs back windows… I have words with this cunt several times and now our esteemed window cleaner now wants 5.50 (five pounds fucking fifty!) every two weeks for cleaning three front windows… Well, I am going to tell him to fuck off when he turns up tomorrow…
This cunt also does his ’rounds’ when it is pissing down and expects to be paid for cleaning your windows when it is raining… Thieving cunt…
Nominated by: Norman