Well, that is going to achieve a lot, isn’t it?
What a load of hippy crap…
Nominated by: Norman
This headline sums up what is wrong with this pathetic excuse for a newspaper. War in Syria, British politics all fucked up, Putin in Ukraine, anti Semites in the Labour Party, etc., etc.
But not this rag. Even the Daily Express is more grounded than this shite. No wonder Corbyn is staying where he is. Cuntish bollocks of the worst sort.
I don’t give two fucks if someone wants their cock cut off and reshaped into a vag. Go and do it if you want but please don’t bleat about it. Just do it and fuck off. And Guardian- no one gives a shit apart from your stupid fucking “inclusive” journalists. Fuck off. Start reporting about what really matters and you might sell more newspapers Then you could probably stop begging for money and from your readers.
Alternatively, keep it up because your bullshit keeps us all going. Still cunts though.
Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood
Release the Colour and the Shape and appear as if they’re going to change popular rock music for the better. But, instead, they break up, Grohl keeps the band name and then release the same fucking song for the next 20 years.
What a waste David, you toothy cunt.
Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto
The so called captain of industry is now captain of a new 300ft super yacht Lionheart. The chain smoking overweight bag of pus can now fly down to Monaco in his Gulfstream jet complete with his entourage of hangers-on to party on board.
They seem to give out knighthoods with “lucky bags” these days and do not mean very much to normal people. They are however highly prized by social climbing dumb fuckers like Green. The public humiliation by stripping him of this badge needs to take place. Then like Captain Bob Maxwell before him, he needs to do the honourable thing.
Nominated by: My neighbour is a dog hating cunt
i can’t believe this, i just checked, the last time Phillip Green was cunted was it seems 2011! wtf?
A lot has happened since then, including the purchase of a £100 million yacht, no doubt purchased with all the money he Squeezed out of BHS. As an employer he should been paying into the company pension fund, he failed to do so. Now thousands of BHS employees are facing a worrying retirement.
Now obviously he may be a cunt but he’s not an idiot. I very much doubt he has broken any laws, so he’ll probably get away with it. I know he’s probably not that arsed but theres a petition on 38 Degrees calling for his knighthood to be rescinded.
Incidentally theres an app which tracks big yachts. His is currently off the coast of Malta. nice.
Nominated by: Ozmandias
This is the cunt who has gained worldwide fame and pots of money for wearing a Chewbacca mask… This ugly fat attention seeking bitch is modern celebrity and ‘online stardom’ personified… A total cunt with no talent, looks or any qualities whatsoever and hordes of retards lap it up…
This mong magnet is now known to her ‘fans’ as ‘Chewbacca Mom’ and now she has YouTubed herself singing Paedo Jacko’s ‘Heal The World’ the cunts who infest the internet now think she has messianic qualities…
Gassing is too good for this cunt…
Nominated by: Norman