Publicity stunt or not, what man worth his salt goes around in a T-Shirt with ‘I Love TS’ on it? TS, of course, being that talentless, shaghappy, atttention sucking bag of bones, Taylor Swift… Not only that, Hiddleston gets a heart shaped tattoo and lets Swift parade him -Cruise and Holmes style – in front of her posse of luvvie cunts, like Blake Lively and that Delevigne slag…

Any normal bloke would have said ‘Fuck you’ about the T-Shirt, ‘Get Stuffed’ about being Swift’s poodle in front of her entourage, and to Swift herself, ‘If I want a quickie with a media whore that looks like a skeleton, I’ll give Posh Spice a ring….’

Hiddleston is such a fucking cunt, a pussywhipped creampuff, and a total fairy…

Nominated by: Norman

I’d like to nominate Tom Hiddleston, for his very public “relationship” with buck-toothed mascara-eyed pseudofeminist and serial whore Taylor Swift.

If he’s just using her as a beard or a as a grab for publicity, he’s a fucking dolt. It’s bad enough cleaning up that cunt John Mayer’s sloppy seconds, but spending a weekend with fucking Ryan Reynolds, his dimwit wife Blake Lively, 500 of Taylor’s closest friends and photographers must be like tossing off with a Brillo pad.

If he really is, as “friends” claim, “smitten” with this horse-face warbler and her new rubber jugs, he is even more of a pitiful cunt. Apparently poor Tom is “stressed by his box-office failures” and get this- “the Brexit vote.” Maybe this Cambridge-buggered polesmoker should wallow in his misery with the fat slag Charlotte Church.

Nominated by: William Morrissey