Smokers – yes, the fucking lot of you! – can eat shit and come back for seconds.
Feel sorry for them? Fuck right off, they are selfish, posion spewing cunts who care about little else other than their pathetic addiction. They should be fined for spreading their muck in the air and leaving their butts on the ground. If I had my way, they’d be lined up against the nearest wall and given one way tickets to oblivion…
I’d like to cunt rain. It’s fucking pissing down and my cat’s waiting for me to get the chicken from Tesco. Might have to get the car out. Why doesn’t it do it during the night when people are asleep?
Congratulations to Uncle Dickie who correctly predicted that old Groutie, the man with the most menacing stare on telly, Peter Vaughan has expired at the ripe old age of 93.
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 45…
A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
I’ll stick with the same Dioclese five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne. The buggers must peg out eventually!
So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck
OSU terrorist’s mother deserves a immediate cunting – She recently said “I love you my son. I know they kill you for no reason” at his burial. No No, No you stupid cunt! they did kill him for a reason.
To bring cunters up to speed he ran over 10 people and started stabbing the injured on the ground with a butchers knife every liberal snowflake mag in the country is shielding him like a innocent baby. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think running over 10 people and then stabbing them is a very good reason to kill your stupid ratfaced son you cunt deport her trump she has to go back!
Artan added that he was scared about other people’s opinions of him because of what he perceived to be negative portrayal of Muslims in the media, and criticized President-elect Donald Trump for not being “educated on Islam”. Well all I know is when other people don’t agree with me the only course of action is to run over them & stab them only seems logical right cunters? what better way to get educated on islam?!
“They aren’t sending their best & brightest folks, they just aren’t” -Trump 2016
So these supposedly wise bunch of bewigged creaking worn out fuckwits have the ‘knowledge and experience’ to ‘interpret’ the so called ‘Law’ and come to an ‘enlightened’ decision based on said ‘Law’ regarding Brexit.
‘The Law’, being (usually) a whole host of rambling rules that are needlessly complicated, written by a similar clump of deceptive retards with the sole reason to keep their fellow ‘besyrupped’ shyster chumps in a job in the first place.
“The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.” ― Lao Tzu (Died 531 BC ) ……. How true this is.
In my opinion any cunt that makes a career in Politics or Law have taken this decision due to their lack of intelligence and deep down they know it, but this choice does attract them as they can earn big money with their limited capacity. (How much is this latest High Court case earning these sponging parasitic Cunts?)
Anybody undertaking a path in Engineering, sciences etc has to stick to ‘Natural Laws’ as you cannot ‘argue’ with Nature, as opposed to this man-made trivialty, where the goal posts are always moving.
