I fucking hated the 80s. Shit music, the cold war, miners strike, Margret Thatcher and AIDS, porn still illegal, no internet and the birth of political correctness. Bunch of cunt, the 80s were.
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
CJ de Mooi [2]
The cunt CJ de Mooi is the “egghead” who wrote in his autobiography that he punched a mugger and then chucked him in a canal, where he drowned. Now normally, I’d have applauded his actions,but this supposed genius saw fit to boast about it print. I’m fucking sure that if I’d got away with offing some cunt I wouldn’t be rushing to broadcast the fact.
Of course,knowing that the raving poof was capable of this,has slightly derailed my plan to pinch that pink bonnet of Izzards’ head. Imagine the shame of getting chinned by Izzard.
Nominated by: Dick Fiddler
Liberty
I would like to cunt that snow flake human rights group Liberty.
These cunts are campaigning about police forces who use anti-spit hoods. These are hoods that coppers put on scrotes who spit when they are arrested.
Liberty say its against the rights of said scrote not to be able to spit and it’s degrading. FFS, I reckon if you get spat on by some disease ridden crack addled scrote it should be the coppers right to chin the cunts.
I have a mate who’s a copper and gets spat on regularly….the Liberty cunts need to gobbed on and see who’s rights are infringed then, the cunts!
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Ghosts
Ghosts are thick cunts.
What sort of ethereal entity wastes it’s time haunting an eighteenth century coaching inn or the derelict insane asylum in which they died, when they could nip across the solar system to witness the majestic beauty of the rings of Saturn and still be back in time to catch Rachel Riley fingering herself in the shower…
Mugs.
Nominated by: J R Cuntley
Nurofen
i would like to cunt Nurofen. How the fuck do they get away with it?
They charge upwards of £2.50 a pack. You can buy supermarket brands for about 25p. They are exactly the same – they have to be by law!
Also they have started this ‘ targeted pain ‘ bollocks. It’s nonsense. It’s just the same stuff in the packets and it doesn’t ‘target’ pain. Aren’t they breaking some law? Don’t buy it!
Nominated by: Ozmandias