Every show, the kids have more power and money than their parents.
They never seem to be ten pence short for a pizza and their parents would probably need therapy if their poor darling were.
They also teach the kids that the word “no” doesn’t exist, which is just setting the slick little fuckers up for a great fall………….
Nominated by: Birdman
When you write with capital letters you fucking don’t put a fucking little letter ‘I’ to let everyone know it’s a fucking ‘I’. I’ve noticed this getting more and more prevalent over the years. Does my fucking nut in it does.
When has the letter I been lower case on a keyboard? Fucking when? Eh? fucking never, that’s when, you cunts. Go on, you thick twats, look at your keyboard! It’s a fucking upper case fucking ‘I’. So why do I have to endure some cunt statement saying something like ‘NOT MY PRESiDENT’.
Are these cunts completely devoid of basic fucking grammar?
Nominated by: Wankycunt
A very short album by the late Peter Sarstedt
Peter Starstedt has gone to where his lovely is so we move on to Dead Pool 48 with congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for picking a winner!
Here’s the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
VW beetle owners can be cunts too, sneering down their noses at “lesser” classic motors while preaching the virtues of their nasty, rattly, draughty Nazi-memorabilia-on-wheels.
Nominated by: Mr Bastard
Is it really so hard to flick the stick that is 5 cm’s away from your hand down to let me know that you’re turning left and not going straight on? It fucking self cancels for fucks sake so you don’t even have to flick the stick back up!
Lazy cunts!
…let’s put a sniper on every roundabout to solve the problem once and for all!
Nominated by: Deploythesausage