Paddy Ashdown

Posted on May 31, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Emergency cunting for political has-been Paddy Ashdown who has been telling audiences at the Hay Festival that he is “horrified by parallels between post-Brexit UK and 1930’s Germany”. Never one to steer clear of ludicrous hyperbole, the cunt Ashdown also referred to the “£350m a week to the NHS” lie/pledge/suggestion on the side of the Brexit Bus as something that “Goebbels might have dreamt up”. This is the political equivalent of that emotive (and equally fallacious) criticism that anything someone wants to dismiss as morally indefensible is “like rape”: just as that kind of cuntish remark trivialises the experience of genuine rape victims, I’m sure there are plenty of residents of 1930’s Germany who would beg to differ with Ashdown’s crass, manipulative and knowingly false comparison. Hasn’t he got a secretary to shag…?

Nominated by Fred West.

Alex Cruz

Posted on May 31, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Alex Cruz is a complete and utter cunt.

Brought in by BA to run the company after the merger with the Dago shit airline Iberia, Cruz expects us to believe that the IT outage that fucked up everybody’s bank holiday breaks wasn’t down to his ruthless cost cutting.

The cunt is wrecking BA. He’s squeezing the seats closer together. He’s charging £2.30 for a coffee on scheduled flights. And to top it all of, he’s outsourced his IT to India and laid off 700 people in the IT department.

First he tells us that a failed power supply was to blame. Bollocks. Systems like this have UPS to stop that happening. Then he tells us that it was a power surge that fucked the database. Bollocks. Systems like this have surge protection. And where was the fucking backup, you twat? Where was the failsafe? Probably flogged off to cut costs.

And let’s remember that this is SIXTH IT failure at BA in the last 12 months. But nothing to do with cost cutting and outsourcing, eh Alex

So then the cunt writes to all his staff gagging them from speaking out, then denies he was gagging them after one of them sent the email to the press. Read the email. And anyone who is CEO of a FTSE100 company who addresses his staff as ‘Hey Guys…’ has to be a cunt. It’s not cool, Alex. It’s unprofessional…

Incompetant, unfit for purpose. He should be sacked immediately.

After all, that would be a £800,000 a year cost saving…

Nominated by Dioclese.

Jeremy Paxman (3)

Posted on May 30, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The verdict on Paxo’s interviewing technique post-yesterday evening:

Paxman is a cunt. His style of interviewing is childish. Butting in every few fucking seconds is annoying as fuck. May should’ve said ‘is Andrew Neil on holiday’. He sounds like a school master trying to ridicule a kid in front of the school at assembly. Pathetic cunt.

Nominated by Kendo Nagasaki.

Paxman is shit.

He just shouts aggressively like that cunt Kay Burley. He gives them 2 seconds to answer the question and then yells the question again.
He’s lucky that politicians are such welps.
Anyone else would’ve jumped over the table and smacked him in the mouth!

Nick Ferrari would’ve been my choice.

Nominaetd by Deploy the Sausage.

I think Paxo was a bigger cunt than Corbyn last night. With all that he could have attacked in Labour’s manifesto, he attacks him for what ISN’T in it? He actually made Corbyn look reasonable with his irrelevant, hectoring questions. He wasn’t a lot better with May either – there’s plenty of material in the Tories’ manifesto he could have got his teeth into without the pointless shit about her being a remainer before the referendum. Very poor stuff from a vain, self-regarding bore who’s clearly past his sell-by date. Brillo would have easily skewered them both without being such a knob.

Nominated by Harry Axwound.