Lily Allen [5]

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Lilly Allen has presented herself for another cunting. She must fucking love the abuse. Apparently, the criticism of the Abbottopotamus is NOT because she’s a nasty, racist, incompetent, ignorant, moronic fat TWAT! It’s because everyone criticising her is racist and sexist. Give…me…a fucking…break. Seriously, the she was conceived, her mum should have insisted on taking it up the arse.

If it hadn’t been for millionaire daddy, Keith Allen’s money and connections in showbiz, this simple minded gimp would never have been able to inflict the childish shite that she calls music on the general public. The woman is a fucking twat.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

More mongmungous bollocks from Lily The Windowlicker…. Her latest monumental online eppy is about how ‘racists’ and ‘sexists’ were to blame for Abbott The Hutt being taken out of the game… Nothing to do with Abbott being an incompetent , laughable, and totally useless cunt and a complete liability then?….. But this is, of course, typical and quintessential Megamong… Everything and anything is the fault of nasty and evil white men… She probably blames the carnage in Manchester and London on white blokes…. Yet this spaz featured cunt has the nerve to call others racist and sexist… But, of course, racist and sexist are always the classic snowflake responses when they don’t get their way or have no other answers… Fucking coked up STD riddled mong….

Nominated by Norman

Voter Apathy

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I’d like to cunt Apathy. Especially political apathy. Specifically Voter apathy.

“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those others that have been tried.”
~ Winston Churchill ~

Whine Number 1: “I’m not interested in politics.” Fair enough, although it’s virtually impossible for your life not to be affected by issues, statutes and local /national decisions.

Whine Number 2: “I don’t have anyone for whom to vote.” Possibly true, although no-one coheres to everything in a party’s manifesto.

Whine Number 3: “I don’t believe my vote will make any difference.” You never know; some elections are close.

Whine Number 4: “I can’t be arsed to vote.” Yes, if only that Polling station 300 yards away were a tad closer.

Whine Number 5: “The parties and candidates are all the same.” No, they’re not. They share certain similarities, i.e. they’re all power-hungry whores, but they hold different beliefs.

Whine Number 6: “I don’t trust politicians.” We all distrust them. These hussies would do anything and say anything to be elected. They’re full of shit. To win elections, these unctuous, lying lechers would walk over broken glass, crawl through tunnels of toxic shite and drink glasses of your cold, fresh vomit. We know they’re cunts; if you’re surprised when they capitulate, you’re the cunt for being so naive.

These apathetic, idle too-cool turkeys will be the first to moan about the “bloody Government.” However, it took a long time to obtain the vote. Moreover, some cuntries haven’t got it. Use it. Open your blasé eyes, take your half-hearted, lukewarm thumb out of your jaded, spiritless arse, drag it down to the Polling Station, and vote.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Dead Pool [61]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dioclese for correctly predicting that Peter Sallis would be next to depart.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 61.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open in this thread only.

Good luck!

 

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

Theresa May (7)

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I’m gonna cunt Theresa May.

What an utter cunt she is.

I’ll vote for her anyway but only coz I don’t have a choice.

She called a vote and when she did. she was way, way, way, ahead of the lefties, the commies and the incompetant, wind farm loving cunts she was up against.
I think I may even have said that it was a great idea and that she’d be able to consolidate her power.

She called an election coz she knew she’d win.

I knew she’d win.

We ALL KNEW she’d win.

…but let’s face it. She’s not the sharpest tool in the box.

Einstein proved that everything in the universe is relative …

…well …

Compared to comrade Cuntbyn she’s a leviathan.

Compared to the Greens she is a genius.

Compared to minor fart of the illiberal undemocrats she’s a human being.
(They’re an unclassified species as far as I’m concerned. …somewhere between rats and cocroaches).

I would mention Angus McPorridgecunt of the SNP but fuck him.
Go eat some leaves and bitch to a country that gives a shit.

…Try the Reich.

But they’ll probably call you a cunt too!

Theresa seemed so promising. “Strong and stable” (aherm aherm…You’re no Thatcher)
“Best deal for Brexit” (not too bad the first 500 times I heard it) (oh and to be honest, fuck the EU. They’re an irrelevance in my life and I have more important things to think about other than “is Junkers on the blob this week” and “the best team for Brexit”.

Am I the only one stopping and thinking    ……Oh fuck.

Imagine the country with comrade Cuntbyn, Pie Anne Flabbott and “Stalin II” McDonnell in charge.

That’s why she’s a cunt.

She’s too thick to even beat the most useless, Incompetant and unelectable cunts in British society and she wants me to believe that she won’t get fucked by Vanhogtaft, or whatever the fuck.

The dump that I took this morning could organise a better campaign than the Tories this election.

#The ISAC general election game#

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Dear Fellow Cunts/Cunters

Seeing as I will be up all night on Thursday despairing at the shitstorm that is modern British politics I thought I would host a game that exists purely to help facilitate further joy at MP`s losing their seats.Pick 50 names of MP`s who had a seat when Parliament was dissolved and are fighting to keep that seat in the comments below and the cunt who correctly has the most MP`s lose their seats wins.

Will anyone predict the Portillo or Balls moment that perfectly encapsulates the political downfall of a so called rising star?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_Kingdom_MPs_by_seniority,_2015%E2%80%9317 :Here is a list of current MP`s by seniority in case you can`t be arsed to look.

You can put as much or as little effort in as you want but get 50 names of current MP`s you either think or want to lose their seats by Thursday at 22:00.No entries after this.
I will put a master list up after the deadline by editing this post.That way we won`t get lost and can come back to this thread for fast pace cunting of events as they unfold.

Rules
-Entries must be in by 22;00 on Thursday 8th June
-No entries or changes count after that
-You can pick up to 50 names
-The cunt who has the most amount of MP`s on their lost that lose their seat wins.
-Cunts that have been in parliament and are fighting again e.g Vince Cable Simon Hughes George Galloway Esther McVey Julian Huppert etc can not be picked as they dont have a seat to lose technically.
-Sinn Fein MP`s count.
-Best of British luck.

Shaun