News that has gone up its own arse

Bugger me butler, at a time in our history when there is more news aboit than ever and more ways to report it – 24hr rolling news all with updating news tickers at the bottom plus internet ect ect – there is actually less reported news than ever. Bath went oit the window with the baby with the coming orf satellite and digital TV and all these bastard channels. All cunts.

All showing the same stuff at the same time taking the same interminable live feeds. Get fed up waiting for some camel shagging cunt to get taken oit in Paris, turn to another channel and it is the same scene, still nothing happening. Same cunt showing worldwide. And now it’s time to see what the papers say – all say the same thing so sod that and change channel, exactly the same cunt on the other side and the other side and the other side. Same with the sports segment and the arts segment and bugger me, the actual news. Paedos, latest MPs sleeze, groping at the BBC, doom orf Blighty following Brexit. Johnson and Patel (what a double act) having “secret” meetings ect ect all orn at the same time and in the same order. Over to Russia Today and the commie cunts are at it too. Bugger me-ski.

Do believe that if Yours Truly got me old arse stuck in the Kharzi that would make the interminable news 24/7 as well. There was a time, in the days orf three channels (and no cracks cunts because me first tv had just the one channel and God that spinning disk was a cunt), when news had integrity and your intrepid reporter actually came up with something original and exclusive. The Current Affairs programmes such as Panorama (now a pale imitation) and This Week and Man Alive and World in Action had some balls.
Fake News is not the danger orf the day, that’s Old News.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

P.S.Me first telly if you cunts want to take the piss. Obviously not digital but wish I still had it. Worth a fortune.

I’d like to cunt the craven cowardice of most of the British people. Whether it’s failing to stand up for themselves when a corporation tries to fuck them over, or bending over and letting left-wing fucks utterly spoil our once mighty country through immigration, unnecessary taxation/wastage, they make me sick. If I may, I’d like to distill it down to just one person: Campbell Millett. This utter pussy represents, in a nutshell, the utter cissiness of many regular people. He was walking his dog off lead and when approached by council jobsworth cunts, he rolled over, trembled like a Frenchman in a thunderstorm and gave them his details, resulting in a £75 fine.

Here’s the story (sorry, don’t know how to do links)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5042497/Man-walked-dog-lead-fined-75.html

I’d like to think that any cunter on here (at least one who could actually look at himself in a mirror and not be ashamed) would’ve told them “My name is Mr FuckYou and my address is 123 FuckYou Street. Then walk off. These utter wankstains have no power over any Englishman who’s not an invertebrate.

No doubt we’re all guilty of not being as brave as we’d like, at least when young, but as I get older, I get magnitudes more irascible year on year, a sentiment doubtless mirrored by many folk here on ISAC. As an aside, is there anyone here (apart from half of black & white cunt, of course) who isn’t a white, middle-aged Anglo-Saxon?!

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine.

I’d like to see a gargantuan cunting of the fat acceptance movement.

I am flabbergasted by their tenacity when it comes to defying the world at large and maintain that being fat is natural and healthy.

Honestly, what kind of stubborn does it take to believe that medically and scientifically proven health problems are a smokescreen for cultural and aesthetic prejudices against fat?

This defensive mentality has generated some fantastic labels – such as accusations of ‘healthism’ and being ‘fatphobic’.
Incredible.

And then there’s the outragious cost to society.
I read about this ‘movement’ (what a delicious irony) as part of a continued interest in the cunting of humanity at large.

Nominated by Cuntflap