I’d like to cunt americans aka americunts/ameritards!
Self obsessed, self absorbed, arrogant, uninteresting, retarded, gun obsessed, diabetes riddled, toothless, simple, superficial, fat cunts who think the world revolves around them. They also have a creepy little obsession with the jap cunts and slopes in general too.
The shallow gene pool in america could do with being cleansed with a few nuclear ICBMs. Fuck the lot of them.
Nominated by Cuntkicker5000
Tony Blair again. This time ‘Brexit will harm NI peace process’ Is there fuck all Brexit cant be blamed for? And by this discredited, odious cunt? If the peace is so fragile then it obviously isn’t worth a wank.
He has sorted out peace in the middle east, assisted tyrants to full democracy and offered his services to any cause that pays enough. His talents are prodigious. In his own head that is. Cunt.
The bogtrotters are shitting themselves over us leaving as it will hit their trade hard. Pity our pig thick negotiators didn’t take our position of strength on board.
Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble
He’s been cunted many times, but he needs a special Christmas cunting for polluting the airwaves on Radio 4 (The World At One ) yesterday – he is an overpaid, underworked dishonest, fantasizing, lazy, decrepit, greedy, troublemaking oily heap of shit. He still wants Brexit reversed because he is as much up the arse of Juncker as he was George W. Bush. He seems to believe he is some sort of Messiah (when he is more than just a naughty boy). He is a self-serving, opportunistic motherfucker who would grovel to anybody who could help him get power again.
He looks, sounds and behaves like a raddled old queen.
Blair you cunt fuck off back to your dictators to give your shit advice to, and take your group of ageing crawling cocksuckers with you.
Nominated by W.C. Boggs
Congratulations to Shaun yet again who scores a hat rick by picking the French Elvis and most famous rocker you have never heard of Johnny Hallyday.
So the slate as wiped clean as we move on to Dead Pool 78
Rules:
1)You can have up to 5 names each.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses noms from previous rounds.
2)You win if your cunt dies first
3)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignord.
Shaun’s noms:
Leah Bracknell
Paul Gascoigne
Wolfgang Bosbach
Morgan Tsvangirai
Mark E Smith
I would like to renominate the gobshite cunt that is Lily Fucking Allen again for being an absolute weapons grade, ocean going, treble cunt.
Lilly the musical mong who said she was going to let her high cost house out to refugees,has actually let it out to foreign diplomats who are now claiming diplomatic immunity and refusing to move out and there is fuck all the silly bitch can do about it. Lily is now saying she’s going to be homeless and her very unlucky kids are going to have to endure her moving in with them for Xmas ho ho ho….
What a fucktard! I nearly soiled myself laughing its made my day. I hate asylum seekers but in this case I hope these termites manage to stay there for fucking years and we can look forward to lots of news pictures of the twat in tears looking for sympathy. You won’t get any from me and if nothing else this should teach you a fucking lesson. If you go on the telly defending these fucking wasters and then making a big thing about renting them property you have opened yourself up to having them take the piss.
This is why people in the real world won’t help. That’s what you get and it just enforces the reasons for staying well clear of these cunts. Here endeth the lesson, you cunt
****** Happy Christmas, cunters ******
Nominated by fuglyucker
Congratulations to myself (Shaun) who has won Deadpool 76 by picking the former King Of Romania King Michael who has died at the grand old age of 96.
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 77.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday
Rayya Elias
Mark E Smith
Shane MacGowan