Lily Allen [6]

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I would like to renominate the gobshite cunt that is Lily Fucking Allen again for being an absolute weapons grade, ocean going, treble cunt.

Lilly the musical mong who said she was going to let her high cost house out to refugees,has actually let it out to foreign diplomats who are now claiming diplomatic immunity and refusing to move out and there is fuck all the silly bitch can do about it. Lily is now saying she’s going to be homeless and her very unlucky kids are going to have to endure her moving in with them for Xmas ho ho ho….

What a fucktard! I nearly soiled myself laughing its made my day. I hate asylum seekers but in this case I hope these termites manage to stay there for fucking years and we can look forward to lots of news pictures of the twat in tears looking for sympathy. You won’t get any from me and if nothing else this should teach you a fucking lesson. If you go on the telly defending these fucking wasters and then making a big thing about renting them property you have opened yourself up to having them take the piss.

This is why people in the real world won’t help. That’s what you get and it just enforces the reasons for staying well clear of these cunts. Here endeth the lesson, you cunt

****** Happy Christmas, cunters ******

Nominated by fuglyucker

Dead Pool [77]

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Congratulations to myself (Shaun) who has won Deadpool 76 by picking the former King Of Romania King Michael who has died at the grand old age of 96.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 77.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday
Rayya Elias
Mark E Smith
Shane MacGowan

Theresa May [10]

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Theresa May is the most incompetent cunt ever to hold the position of PM.

Leaving aside the budget before last, the election campaign and the clueless weak minded negotiations with the EU and ‘how much money do you want’, we have the latest fuck up. Making NI different to the rest of the UK was the stupidest fucking cave -in of all time.

Does she not think of consequences? Apart from the DUP obviously (to all but May) not wearing it what did she think the response would be from Scotland and probably Wales? The Krankies would be all over it like a fucking rash with cries of ‘me too’. This is what they were asking for all along. The sheepshaggers would also chance their arm, although the Welsh population might think differently.

We have a choice between incompetent Tories and incompetent Marxists. Both parties headed up by incompetent cunts. Is it beyond the wit of this woman to get someone to think things through for her?
Theresa May. Useless, humourless, incompetent cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(London, Scotland and Wales have already said they want the same concession)

Jennifer Lawrence [3]

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Jennifer Lawrence is a cunt… This is the daft slag who said that the recent hurricanes that hit the US were a punishment for those who voted for Big Don…. I know: what a fucking stupid cunt…

This is also the cunt who took pictures of herself in the billy bollocks, then claimed to be ‘violated’ and called in the Feds…. Again: cunt….

Now the stupid trollop has had more narcissistic photos of herself in the rik published, and she’s blubbed that she feels like she has been ‘gangbanged by the whole world’….. Well, I wouldn’t say the whole world… But I’m sure the Hollywood slapper gobshite has done more than her fair share of it….

Nominated by Norman

The BBC (11)

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The BBC (again).

They are advertising a programme for next week called ‘Labour – the summer that changed everything’. It’s a love in by the looks of it, on how comrade Corbyn has changed the face of politics forever. How he changed from looking like a smelly geography teacher, to the most popular politician in the world that looks like a smelly geography teacher. I wonder if it will touch on how he conned the votes of all the student layabout cunts by lying that he would do away with tuition fees, and other election promises that had no chance of being implemented?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye.

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