Afua Hirsch

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I would like to nominate Afua Hirsch for a well deserved cunting. This pathetic specimen ( writing in the Guardian – what else ) has said that Britain’s ‘ colonial crimes’ deserve a lasting memorial.

She burbles on ‘ Our nation must confront the inconvenient facts of its history rather than glorious versions of an imperial past. That’s why we need a museum of empire ‘

So what she’s saying is we need a place that denigrates our country and a place where we can wring our hands with grief and guilt for being beastly to darkies of yesteryear. No doubt claims for compensation will swiftly follow.

Some people may remember this daft cow as the person calling for the destruction of Nelson’s Column a few months ago, she wants the white population of this country to be on a permanent guilt trip for events that are unchangeable historical facts whilst ignoring people such as William Wilberforce. She also fails to mention facts such as the creation of the largest democracy on earth ( India ) which without the British Empire would never have existed.

If this cunt is so unhappy with this country then she has every right to fuck off back to Norway where she was born , or the flyblown shithole that is Ghana. Will she ? Will she fuck, she’s too comfy in nice, obliging, easy going UK, a country she despises but will take from it a good life while continuing to belittle and undermine it.

I’m proud to be British and I object to fucking cunts like Hirsch trying to impose their revisionism and destroy our monuments. So fuck off you scrawny, liberal , waste of fucking space

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

David Davis

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David Davis seems to have lost the plot on the Brexit negotiations and associated matters. Davis was nailed to the wall for fudging his way through another select comittee hearing, due to basic incompetence over these supposed ‘impact statements’.

I voted leave and will believe in the ethos of Britain’s autonomy and sovereignty until my dying day – but when I voted I never dreamed what a calamitous bunch of cunts would end up at the helm during the business end of actually getting us out.

May’s spinelessness does out-cunt Davis but I have never seen a man in politics so absolutely out of his depth as Davis appears to be in his role as Brexit chief cunto.

At one time I lamented his loss to Cameron in the Conservative leadership race all those years ago. Now I’m beginning to think that the Eton mess pigfucker was perhaps the lesser of two evils.

Davis, you’re nuffink. Now, like your unfortunate namesake did during the defining scene of ‘Scum’, get in the fucking greenhouse with Juncker, Barnier and Tusk and try not to scream too loudly as each of them successively buggers you onto oblivion.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Women’s football [2]

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Women’s football is a cunt.

Got in after doing a bit of this and that, go to the guide and see England v Kazakhstan a game I thought we might actually look world class in and might boost the confidence…

I switch over and it’s a load of women playing.

The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

TUI

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TUI are cunts.

Thompson holidays have renamed their shitty low rent operation and have engaged in a massive cross platform advertising campaign, and it’s annoying. Really, really annoying. It’s basically some sad LaLa land rip off, full of dancing cunts and some tuneless bitch whimpering. All adverts are shite, but these are fucking everywhere at the moment, so there is no let up.

I know that they are aimed at the lowest common denominator, but surely these advertisers must realise that the will probably repel most normal people? Irritating cunts….

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Driverless cars

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I am not puzzled at all over this horseshit idea. I don’t want them. I don’t want to own one. I do not know any one who does want them. The only cunts to benefit will be the government. With this technology, they will be able to implement their policies over control your freedom of movement. They will be able to control where and when you go. Imagine a hybrid of the BBC and DVLA running that. I have heard fuck all about how this is going to integrate with all other traffic. No big picture. So it’s a hidden secret agenda. Of course it sounds ‘electricky’ so it must be good for the planet, for fucks sake. Owning a car will be pointless as the control program will be owned by the government. So we get the ultimate Volkswagen, a travel pod for RENT. Only allowing you to travel to authorised destinations. The car insurance business dies, as does the car manufacturer industry and your bit on the side. Its ‘big program’ will supply movement anomalies to a ‘big data’ factory.

Where’s Dave, oh he called in sick with a bad back, oh hang on, he left his autocart at Ascot Races and he’s just gone to the Travelodge.

Where’s Ahmed? He just stopped off at B&Q to buy some nails on his way to Oxford street via the chemist’s.

If the rozzers can’t nick you for drink driving and speeding and getting a good noshing off some bird from the office while watching extreme porn on the deputy prime minister’s computer on the way home, how will they pass the time?

More likely it will end up like a Jeepny in Asia, a shared minibus to the mortgage repayment treadmill factory presided over by Mr M Goldman Carney. Cunt. Please someone put the case for driverless cars, or better how they will be abused by the CIC. (Cunts in Charge).

Nominated by Haywood Jablomee