Does your shit stink?
Afraid of what others may think of your nasty stench as you leave trap #2 at work or in a restaurant?
Then you need “Vipoo”!
A product dreamt up in the land of snowflakes! What you do – just before you’re about to evacuate your bowel – is give a few sprays into the toilet basin, cut one off and YOUR pongy aroma cannot escape, instead YOU leave a nice flowery smell for the next person to make stool on that particular throne.
(As advertised on mainstream TV – I shit you not, pun intended.)
Please note the perfectly formed donut shaped turds and therefore I can only assume are sponsored by Krispy Kreme Donuts (probably taste the same anyway).
The main issue with this product is that YOU fork out a fiver for OTHER people’s benefit!
Socially considerate as that may be, I would think it much more beneficial to have a product that nullifies the rancourous and noxious odour of the filthy cunts leaving a Guinness fuelled “Red October” in the pan 1st thing on a Monday morning at work which takes the whole day to set sail into the depths of the local sewer system!
Also, how is this product going to help when the rumblings downstairs are courtesy of a nice Vindaloo producing little solid matter in a flock of sparrows arrangement?
If I am subjected to stenches that would gag a maggot on a daily basis then I think it only fair that I inflict the same reward on my colleagues who can bask in it for all I care!
A perfectly pointless product for the most pointless folk in society: Generation Snowflake!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
