Barbecue lovers are cunt…Nominated by, Norman
Matt Forde
I know its a follow on from my Serious Slebs ( cheers Admin ) post …..but this ” comedian ” is currently on my fucking telly box on Question Time huffing and puffing and shaking his cunty face at the retards who voted Brexit and is actually calling out another Labour luvvy on the panel that she should STOP THIS!!!
Usually the cunts pretend they want a “second look” … a ” scrutiny of the deal “…. a ” peoples final choice ” , but this cunt? no , … fucking STOP IT !!!!!
why are comedians, pretty much accepted as life’s tortured souls , some clever some not so much , allowed on to air this shit ? he has no insight whatsoever
he’s now shouting about a 3% or 5% or 8% drop in GDP whatever the outcome of the deal…..MATT MY FAT FRIEND , THE BANKERS CAUSED A 15% DROP IN GDP OVERNIGHT IN 2008 YOU FUCKING UTTER STUPID CRETINOUS CUNT!!!! , we accepted it as suddenly ” sovereign debt ” when it was actually Private Debt, so therefore 10 years of us paying them back for their losses through interest payments for their bad choices, but that’s ok aye ????
I’m actually embarrassed at typing in capitals above, like the Daily Express does , as I’m better than that but wanted to let fellow cunters know there are others who’s piss is boiling like fucking lava at these cunts
Matt ,you are like every other Russell Howard cunt out there, why bend your back so far the wrong way to seem “right on ” and liberal , when you could go the other way and spend all your time sucking yourself off without the back pain ? and we don’t have to pay for your BBC existence ?
To steal Dick’s line for one time only… Fuck Them
Nominated by,Squint Cuntwood
Politically correct Classrooms
Teachers are cunts for being PC. That makes them dangerous, because they’re responsible for teaching our children. How can we trust them to do that, when the vast majority of teachers today are incapable of teaching any subject without allowing their own political beliefs and biases to infect them?
My youngest daughter’s English teacher has spent the past few weeks telling every class she ‘teaches’ to tell their parents to vote Labour, after giving them a lecture on how evil the Tories are, and how the blessed Messiah, Jeremy Corbyn, will make everyone equal and turn the UK into a socialist paradise. Apparently, one boy challenged on that, by citing Venezuela as a prime example of what happens when socialists try to turn a country into a paradise. As is usual for the lefty PC brigade, she had a meltdown when confronted with logic. Apparently, she told him that Victor Maduro is NOT a socialist. The boy looked at her and replied;
“Well, he sure ain’t a fucking Tory”
Nominated by, Quick Draw McGraw
Banks
I’d like to cunt Banks, hardly original but considering it our bastard money my gripe is the weekend.Diane Abbott [9]
Normally, when the Abbottopotamus is on TV, I have to press the mute button. There’s only so much stupid I can handle. For some reason though, I watched her being interviewed on TV by that other cunt, Piers Morgan. I find it truly soul destroying that there are people in this country, Corbyn supporters, but still people (just) , who consider this bulbous cretin, this enigma of evolution, this affront to the human race, to be a fit and proper person to be the Home Secretary in a Labour government. I wouldn’t trust the Queen of Retards to knock on a door, never mind be the person in charge of national security.
Having watched her dodge a simple question SIX times, it baffles me how she manages to walk upright. How the fuck can someone as staggeringly thick as this biological balloon put even one word together, never mind a whole sentence. And she has the nerve to claim that people hate her because WE are racist? No, Diane, we hate you because you’re an arrogant, self-important moron, who has an IQ so low, even a single celled organism would look at you and say, “fuck me, what a thick cunt SHE is”. This wasn’t a train wreck interview. It wasn’t a car crash interview. It was the interview equivalent of the impact of the meteor that hit Earth 65 million years ago and wiped out the dinosaurs. Those motherfuckers got lucky, they didn’t have to endure this slow witted waste of a sperm and an egg. How can someone as devoid of intellect as her be considered human? Even the fleas on a baboon’s arse are more intelligent than her.
What’s even more staggering, is that there are several thousand people even more stupid than she is. And by sheer coincidence, they all live in the same constituency, because the dumb cunts actually voted for her to represent them in parliament. If ever there was proof that democracy died a horrible death about two centuries ago, the Abbottopotamus is it. And considering the low quality of our current crop of politicians, that takes some doing. She’s lucky that breathing is something that doesn’t require conscious thought, she’d be well and truly fucked otherwise. On the bright side though, we’d no longer have to endure the idiocy of Diane the Dipshit.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw