Rebecca Steinfeld and Daniel Keidan

This pair of fuckwits have been to the Supreme Court because they want a civil partnership. Not because they are queer, but they feel that marriage is *patriarchal*

What a load of horse shit. Why do the court waste their time on self-advertising cunts like this. They live together so I dare say he already waddles up her whoopsadaisy, dare say she tells him what to do.

I don’t even really see why there has to be gay marriage but to give two heterosexuals the *right* to something never intended for them seems a fucking waste of time.

It seems to me girly tosspots like him, and women with daddy issues ought to realise that their “problem” means fuck all to the courts or anybody who lives in the real world.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

Michael Dowden


This thick as arse’oles cunt was the first “Incident Commander” on the scene at the Grenfell Barbie. As that well respected and revered libo-lefty only good as a bum wipe rag The Guardian reports from the enquiry:

“Michael Dowden, a firefighter for 14 years and watch manager at North Kensington fire station, was forced to repeatedly admit his ignorance of the risks to the building, the evacuation strategy and the vulnerability of its occupants during evidence that raised serious questions about the rigour of the London fire brigade’s procedures on high-rise safety.”
“He said that he had received no training in what to look for when undertaking familiarisation checks of buildings and when he did visit Grenfell in 2016, he did not inspect any of the cladding works, the conditions of the fire doors or could not remember if he went up the tower. He did not note it had a single escape route or whether there were sprinklers.”

Bugger me. Point is the building was in the cunt’s patch and it was his responsibility to check and if necessary test it for fire safety.

“The inquiry also heard that a routine document with essential details about buildings to guide firefighters during a fire was not created for Grenfell Tower. It was supposed to inform them of the dimensions of the building, number of flats, hydrant and dry riser locations, fire lift locations, stairwells, entrances, exits, sprinklers and the surrounding streets. The information that Dowden did print off and take to the fire with his crew was last updated in 2009, seven years before the completion of the refurbishment. It said the building had a “stay put” policy but little else.”

Double bugger me. Hence when London’s Finest do rock up they do fuck all and at the highly emotional enquiry Dowden does a Monty Python impression with a knotted handkerchief on his head. The thick cunt does display some glimmer orf street nouse though by parroting impenetrable union brief taught jargon and throws a doubtless totally genuine fit orf the vapours when film of the Barbie is shown. After counselling the poor darling will hopefully be in a fitter state to claim his compo for Repetitive Stress Disorder (he keeps making the same fuck-ups).

Yours Truly doubtless a senile old cunt but in my day we did not need training to put fires out or save members orf the public from collapsing buildings. All part orf everyday life – but then there was a war on.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

The Cunt that gave me the Clap

The Cunt that gave me the Clap

Swing back to the sixties – but did it ever? Certainly more characters around and Blighty still stood tall and proud if a trifle long haired. Summer of Love? That was 1967 and I was there but cannot be arsed to post any links. Embarrassing. Summer of Cunt. Moved in certain circles of a chemical nature and out of the remains of me mind recall a love fest that took place in a mews house in London somewhere near Harrods and Harvey Knicks. Little filly with eyes caked in black eye liner. Only defence me lud I was so stoned I shagged it.
Strange thing about a freshly shagged filly they do like to rabbit after. This filly just the same and while I kept dropping orf (as you do) Yours Truly got the life story in full. Daughter of an Italian Countess no less and a working girl. Proud of that and her career as a Groupie. Still active for “special sweet boys” and had just been fucked by Mick Jagger but she “No fuck Jaggaire when I with you”. Then she pulled out a package of pills from her sock (yes it was a full socks on shag) and lovingly offered YT two antibiotics “So you no get a syphilis”.
Fuck me and live the life. Next morning YT wakes up to the old itching horse prong and a terminal compulsion to piss. Down the Quack’s for the full Monty. Blood tests, wire probe up me dong (Christ that hurts), antibiotics by the shovel, never seen the old bastard so happy. Results come back, some Cairo pox or other, non specific (ie they don’t know what it is) and no specific cure. Keep taking the tablets and drink two litres of water a day for as long as. Good news is sufferers die with it rather than from it. Oh and no alcohol allowed old son. By the way who was your last partner? Mick Fucking Jaggaire.
Bastard Quack was right, over fifty years later and I still have my little love token from Mick (can I flog it on Ebay?). Like Jaggaire it returns from the dead for Stadium Performances only. Whenever YT gets run down, spot of flu, inflammation of me piles ect, it stages a comeback. Then I sod the Quack and drown it out with a bottle of single malt. A miserable time.
Schadenfreude. Not German techno but kraut for taking pleasure from the misery of others. The definition of a cunt. Hence me pleasure now at the decrepit state orf Jagger. Long lenses snap the ancient cunt wherever it goes or hides. Phizzog a ruin of classical proportions – old man’s ears, fading hair dye, skin wrinkled and creased like a bio-degraded condom. The last time I saw a cunt that decomposed it was on a mortuary slab being buggered by Jimmy Saville.
Tee fucking Hee.

Nominated by, Sir Limply Stoke

Admin note, Obviously “keep taking the pills and you will get over it” does not apply, Bad luck old man.

 

Robert Peston [5]

Robert Peston is about due for a cunting.

Apart from….his…Irrrrrrrrrrrrrritating…hab…it…of talking slowly and raising and lowering his voice whilst pronouncing certain words, the insufferable prick has just suggested that the newest member of the Royal Family…no…not Meghan, Louis Arthur Charles, has been given names that are “basically Remain names”, and thereby suggesting that the Royals are pro-Remian. First of all, I don’t remember any member of the Royal family making any comment that even came close to supporting those traitors in Remain.

And second, no, Peston – Louis, Arthur and Charles are NOT basically remain names. They are not basically Brexit names. They are just…fucking…names. That’s all. We all know that, like all the other smug, self-important London based wankers, you have a needle dicked hard on for the EU.

But to suggest that names are pro-Remain hits a cunt factor of 1 billion. Even by your standards, that’s fucking impressive.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Priyamvada Gopal

Priyamvada Gopal

Who: No, not one of those self-indulgently shit Kula Shaker Hindu song titles from the 90s, but an incredibly pompous and stuck-up ‘madam’ university academic.

Cunt: This mekon-headed scumcunt – Cambridge lecturer by day and racist-card-playing full-time victim, also by day – is staging some kind of one-cunt protest after a campus porter called her ‘madam’ instead of ‘doctor’. And you’ve guessed it folks, such a jaw-droppingly heinous crime can only be explained as due to said porter’s deeply racist attitude.

Now thankfully, most on social media have rounded on this self-entitled fucking snob and called her out for her racist accusation fakery. This nomination is prompted though because I am increasingly reading about more and more intolerance-masked-as-victimhood in our Universities and seats of learning. Fees are actually going towards the salary of this fucking specimen with a forehead so large it surely induces feeling of gross inadequacy for the old Tefal man. But she’s one of many cunts in a sea of academia liberalists.

Last year we had that black Cambridge student – a balanced individual due to equally sized chips on both shoulders – claiming all whites are racist and all blacks are oppressed; the irony of him tweeting that claim from Jesus College apparently lost on him. Earlier this year we had Lammy cunting about on University ‘white privilege’, and student unions were the old stomping ground of The Crying Game’s worst black tribute act, Munroe Bergdorf.

Our universities are jam-packed with abhorrent cunts, which in a few years will include my own nephew. So whilst this is a solid cunting to Herr Doktor Madam Shitcunt Gopal, it is also a general expression of ire towards what our higher education institutions have become.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back