A cunting for civil servants. Not the run of the mill fuckers but the Teflon coated high flyers of Whitehall. Cunts to a man or woman and mostly incompetent and certainly remoaning.

The departments they run are ineffective and reactionary for the most part. Home Office being a prime example. Useless for generations. But do these mandarins get sacked or demoted when they fuck up, as you or I would be? Do they fuck. They serve their time.They get a knighthood, huge pension and sit on boards of companies. And all this for going to the ‘right school’ and the right ‘club’ and their insufferable snobbery.

Clear the fuckers out. Spread the departments throughout the UK. Give them performance targets to achieve or they are out. See how long it takes for them to actually perform. The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I put forward for a cunting petrol stations with supermarkets. What a fecking pain in the stones they are. I just been to fuel up the mog a job that has had me near apoplectic with rage not only do you have to put up with silly modern cunts that don’t know their arse from their elbow and make filling up a major operation, now you have selfish spunkers doing their fucking shopping whilst leaving their car on the pump meaning I have to wait for 15mins as the cunts are deciding what’s for dinner tonight, then when they do get back to motor they minge about in the cab with absolutely no idea theres other people waiting. I’ve just had to bang on window to get a soppy boy with his wrist full of bits string and bangles to get off Facebook and move, cunt!

Post to faeces book was probably ” just brought fuel lol”.

God I hate everybody modern roll on an outbreak of bubonic plague.

Nominated by Civvydog

“Generation Y”

Also known as “Millenials”, they have adopted this term to avoid being tarred with the “Snowflake Cunt” brush that over 90% of them rightly have. I am in the midst of a company seminar where old cunts like me (42) are being re-educated to the needs of these soppy cunts as they are the future.

Apparently “Generation Y don’t like hierarchy”. “Generation Y will move employer several times in their career”. “Generation Y feel they are not included”

So in simple terms; These soppy cunts have such a sense of entitlement that if they are not CEO of a multinational within three years, they’ll spit dummy out and fuck off. Fine-go on you cunts.

Nominated by Cupid McStunt

Olly Robbins is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

Who’s this harmless-faced dullard? He looks about as frightening as an arse-kissing civil servant. Who is he and why is he a cunt?

Well, he’s a civil servant AND a cunt. He’s been one for over twenty years. He is Theresa May’s Brexit adviser or, to give him his full title, The incapable and unpatriotic official charged with the important task of extricating Britain from the European Union.

Admittedly, this isn’t an easy task; apparently he says he understands that his job is to carry out the orders of the government of the day as smoothly and skilfully as possible. Nonetheless, the rumours are that Robbins regards Brexit as a crisis to be managed rather than an opportunity to be seized.

Recently, Zelda May and David Davis came to blows because of a Brexit document drawn up by Oily Robbins which hadn’t even had an end date included on it.

He wants to give in on everything.

Yet Zelda’s bony backside isn’t the only place Robbins’ treacherous lips have puckered to and salivated; this genuflecting sycophant has kissed the arse of FOUR Prime Ministers: May, Cameron, Brown, and Blair, the Lord of Sith himself, have all had the felching treatment from Robbins.

Consequently, we must add this weasel’s name to the many unBritish weasels who have done so much to sabotage Brexit and we must place another spike on London Bridge awaiting another traitorous head.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous