‘Well blow me down, that’s a surprise and no mistake; absolutely no one saw that coming’. Said absolutely nobody. Ever.

I refer of course the resignation of Jill Biden buddy and DEI pick Kimberly Cheatle, erstwhile Director of the US Secret Service, in the wake of the near catastrophic failure to protect Donald Trump from an assassin’s bullet at a rally in Pennsylvania.

After being virtually dragged before the House Oversight Committee on 20th July, Cheatle was slowly barbecued by speaker after speaker as she gave a shabby, shady demonstration of dissembling and evasiveness as straight answers to questions were demanded;

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As patience with Cheatle’s stonewalling quickly ran out, there were repeated demands for her immediate resignation, and failing that, for the White House to act. In spite of this, she refused to step down, but having (as they say) ‘considered her options’ overnight, finally fell on her sword (or was pushed) as her calamitous performance made her position utterly untenable.

In my opinion, this woman’s performance in front of the Committee constituted nothing less than the perfect blend of arrogance, incompetence and self-delusion. She looked and sounded like an absolute cunt, but I’m sure she would have clung on to the post if it had been remotely feasible to do so. But an innocent bystander is dead and two others seriously injured, while a former president came within a whisker of getting his head caved in. She simply had to go.

This was nothing less than abject. Cheatle has finally fucked off in disgrace, and good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Nominated by : Ron Knee

GEN-Z & AUTOTUNE (or rather the lack of it)

(The Star-Mangled Banner)

As if their own contemporary music was not dire enough, when invited to perform traditional melodies and actual “anthems” this generation of fucking jelloid brains seem to be unable to do so unless they`re continually assisted by autotune.
Yep, not only are their “songs” composed by AI, they are also “sung” by AI.
So, no human intervention required then – apart from actually inducing the cretins to download or stream said effluent thereby consuming its juicy diarrhetic angst.

So, cunters, ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls (and all the other sad mental degenerates and narcissists with whatever gender you want to be this week) I give you Ingrid Andress …

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The more mature generations of you will appreciate that being drunk on stage during a performance was an essential pre-requisite of being able to deliver a properly magnificent song extremely well and with sincere expression – and for the most part actually singing in tune.

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Nominated by : Sam Beau

Briefly, this apprentice brain surgeon thought it would be a good idea to drive his Audi Q5 at over 140mph on the A1(M), in the middle of the night, drunk and using his mobile to film his dashboard speedo.

Sadly for 8 month old Zach Blades and his aunt Karlene Warner, they were in a car being driven by Zacks mum Shalorna Warner, Karlene sister, when it was struck from behind by Darryl with such force Zack was ejected from his mum’s car, and killed instantly, as was his aunt Karlene.

Darryl, on being arrested, was reported as saying ” sometimes mistakes happen” and when it sank into his thick skull that he was in serious trouble, he lied and said a “hitch hiker” had been driving. What a man!

He got 17 years and a driving ban of over 21 years.

This week, Shalorna has launched an on-line petition calling for drink-drivers who kill to be banned for life. I’ve signed it. If it stops just one moron killing another innocent, it’s worth it.

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

In August 2022, then Chancellor Jeremy Hunt announced that, having encouraged people to buy EVs or other low emmision vehicles, the exemption from paying VED would be lifted in April 2025.

So, we knew this was coming, but some cucks obviously hoped a new Government would reverse the decision.

Not so, so look forward to paying £190 pa for your EV.
Now, I don’t drive, so forgive me if I get this a bit wrong, but wasn’t no VED the big selling point? How many companies switched to EVs, at great expense, delivery companies like DPD and Amazon, bus companies, too.

But here’s the sting in the tail. Some drivers may find theirselves liable to pay a little known extra rate known as the ” Expensive Car Charge”, which applies to EVs costing over £40k. This includes Tesla, BMW and Mercedes.

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Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

With a second gear change from Chuff Chugger:

May I second this nom. I have been arguing the case against buying an EV for years. EV cars are nothing more than a disposable purchase with pretty much zero used market appeal or value. A lot of the electrical items you used to spec your new petrol/diesel car with at extra cost were YOURS to keep for the life of the car. Now…..not the case. If you spec your new EV with the latest satnav, heated seats, heated steering wheel, all singing and dancing headlights, interior mood lighting etc..in fact anything electrical, you will only get a subscription for a certain amount of years, before you either pay a renewal subscription per year or you lose it. So the car you purchased with all the toys, will lose those toys when you come to (if you are lucky) sell it on. Everything will be a subscription service that they can get away with. Buy a top of the range tv now..in 3 years it will be out of date and will have zero second hand value…same with electric cars.

Now, this guy when it comes to his food reviews is a cunt, and he has a cuntish hairstyle, BUT he drives an EV, and his vids on his EV experiences are very good. Here is his latest, and I would suggest you view the earlier video of his that he mentions in this video as it is enlightening.

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of the highest order.

I don’t care if you’ve ‘had enough’, there is absolutely no excuse whatsoever for smashing shit up or attacking the emergency services. Three is no excuse for using a horrific crime as justification for lawless, mindless violence and thuggery. If you engage in this sort of behaviour, you are not a persecuted victim.

You are not a martyr for ‘the cause.’ You are not a hero valiantly defending your country. You are a fucking cunt, and that’s all there is to it.

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Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.