The European Parliament

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A cunting for the European Parliament.
I have never given it much thought but I recently watched recordings I had made of ‘Carry on Brussels’, a documentary about this institution.
What a monumental waste of time, money and resources.

UKIP are there to be awkward. Serve no other purpose.

The single Lib Dem along with good old AC Grayling meets with Verhofstadt to encourage the EU to be difficult so that Brexit fails. (That is borderline treason in my book)

Some earnest London Labour cunt has spent 6 months, along with his equally gormless assistant putting together something which may have something to do with eating less red meat. Perhaps. I couldn’t fathom out what it actually was.

They all move to Strasbourg from Brussels every month. Huge cost and fuck knows why.

Debates seem to be restricted to 90 seconds per participant.

Whatever it is they vote on, and again it isn’t at all clear what this is, is a high speed chaotic shambles.

The MEPs don’t seem to represent their electorate. They represent the EU.

The drinks and expenses seem to flow at every opportunity.

At no point was I able to discern what this bunch of cunts actually did or what they were for.

There are about 700 MEPs but it takes 7000 staff in total to achieve very little, if anything.

What a self regarding, useless, parasitical bunch of cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Emmanuel Macron [4]

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A Massive CUNTING for Macron , the EU elitist machine and the fucking stupid Spanish socialist prime minister Pedro Sánchez

Smug fuck Macron , dispatched by his masters, has just ” agreed ” with Spain that they should be the new fucking drop off center for the taxi service the NGO’s provide in the Med.
Now this news was released 1am in the morning and I haven’t seen fucking mention of it since….. I’m truly fucking in despair. Andalucia is fucking doomed. The region with so much history and beauty is to become the sub Saharan African toilet from now on and that is a fucking tragedy.

I knew this was coming ……Macron the stooge flies in, threatens Sanchez that he’s due the European Central Bank fucking billions and his neighbours Italy have stopped playing ball, so he better sell out his people/culture/country and become the new drop off zone for millions of people that have no right to benefit from a culture they never fucking ever contributed to and are not prepared to embrace.

This is not a racist statement. It is fact. They have had no enlightenment, no reformation of religion, no industrial revolution, no political revolution of equality between the sexes ( of which there are 2 ). It is a plague of backward ideas and behaviours and now Spain must suffer.

I am fucking gutted. I thought with Austria/Hungary/Poland/Czech Rep and Italy finally waking up that normal everyday people were making a difference, then I see the reality. I shouldn’t be surprised; if Spain said no then they’d just go one country further west and strong arm Portugal and use their debt crisis to force them into the same deal.

There’s video footage today showing immigrants fleeing a boat landed on a Spanish beach and disappearing into the interior….. and it’s just the start of a daily occurrence for the Andelucian people. And for you if you decide to holiday there.

I can’t express my fucking anger at this in words. It’s edging closer and closer to us and something I thought would over run us long after I was dead is happening in my lifetime. The traitors in this country are going to deprive us of the only chance we had to stem the tide and that is just not fair. I don’t mind a fight but I want a fair chance in one….

Sorry for the long post and lack of humour in it but we are sleepwalking into a cultural disaster we can’t reverse.

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Tour de France

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A gaggle of drug fuelled cunts clogging up the roads of France with their self importance. How is it that grown ups playing on childrens’ toys is considered sport? And a televisual feast?

Only the silly cunts crashing into each other is worth seeing. Isn’t the fucking road big enough?

They need to get proper jobs and stop whining about the importance of their endeavours. The Cunts.

Nominated by Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

Theresa May (16)

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While I’m on the subject of Brexit saboteurs, I feel I should once again cunt Theresa ‘The Appeaser’ May. Her white paper on what SHE thought Brexit should be was a load of shite. Contrary to what she and her lackey’s claimed, it did not, in any way keep faith with what the majority of the British electorate voted for in the referendum. She is an ignorant, arrogant, dithering, dictatorial twat, who only listens to those who tell her what she wants to hear.

Her latest act of twattery, has been to side line the newly promoted Brexit Secretary, Dominic Raab. It seems that after making a couple of pro-Brexit statements, May didn’t like what she heard and has decided that from now on, as she did with David Davies, SHE and Oily Robbins will be negotiating with…sorry…capitulating…to the EU. To me, what’s she’s done is a public statement that she has no confidence that Raab will do what she wants. What makes it even worse, is that she didn’t even have the decency to tell Raab to his face, in private. He only found out about it while he was in the middle of a select committee grilling.

If I were Raab, I would not have resigned immediately, I would have publicly told May that she could shove the job right up her arrogant arse, and announce that after the summer recess, I would not only be sending a letter of no confidence to the 1922 Committee, but that I would be devoting every waking hour to seeing her removed from Downing Street. As I’ve said before, May is as much a leader as I am an astronaut. Her refusal to carry out the will of the people, couple with incompetence, and her lies and attempts to fool the public, have rendered her unfit to hold the office of Prime Minister.

She has had TWO YEARS to get us out of the EU, and all she has to show for it is a white paper that I wouldn’t even wipe my dog’s arse on, never mind my own. What’s even worse though, is that she has the audacity to claim that it keeps faith with what we voted for, when she knows full well that it doesn’t.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Amateur Dietitians

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These are those people who always know what everyone should be eating and shouldn’t be eating. What’s bad for you and what isn’t. And go on about it all the time.

However it is mostly badly informed and constitutes fashionable eating. Case in point – saturated fats. For 30 years this was supposedly the worst thing you could eat, causing heart attacks and the like. But guess what, now this isn’t bad apparently, it’s now processed vegetable oils that can cause cancer and all sorts of things.

Fact is the human body is adaptable to most things that we eat, people manage to get on fine with eating whatever they grew up eating, loads of veg, bugger all veg. Fatty stuff, no fatty stuff. Coffee and fags. I’ve known people eat all of this stuff and none of them follow any kind of pattern in terms of health problems or benefits arising from their eating habits.

I have tried different diets, partly to combat a chronic illness, it almost always made fuck all difference. In fact, the only ever result I ever had was to stop eating fruit, veg and things with fibre in it. See if you can guess the illness (it is now in remission).

No – what these amateur dietitians are doing is trying to involve you in their lifestyle bollocks for some pathetic ego or self esteem reason. Well I don’t give a shit, I don’t care how much better you feel or how much weight you lost (and then regained). What I do care about is that you shut up and stop going on about it.

I once knew a guy who was healthy, slim, in his 50s, smoked a bit of weed every day (not much), and necked about 20 kinds of pills every morning that he got off the internet. If he had his way I would be putting all sorts of shit into my body with god only knows what effect, and he would have loved it.

They all would. They all love their advice. They all think food is some kind of medicine, which it fucking isn’t. And they all want control over your life for their own entertainment. Well they can get fucked, and keep their stupid advice to themselves. There is a first world problem here, but it’s not being able to pick and choose a globally inspired diet and the subsequent choice problems that come along with it, it’s having to listed to insufferable cunts going on and on about what you should and shouldn’t eat.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags