The BBC [14]

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Now, I know cunting Al-Beebera is old news by this point, but whilst browsing their cunty website I happened to come across this article

Oh yeah, let’s not focus on what the policies of the nominees are or whether they’re good candidates, let’s go the Hillary Clinton route and focus purely on their gender and the ‘I’m a good candidate because I’ve got a vagina’ line of ‘argument’. Oh, and one of them is Muslim too – yet another reason to push the narrative that the policies of candidates don’t matter in the face of the oppression stack!

Piss off BBC, and take your identity politics bullcrap with you. Cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

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Dead Pool [105]

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Congratulations to Chas C Music who correctly predicted that the Queen of Soul and the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Aretha Franklin who died today after a 8 yearlong battle with pancreatic cancer.

On to Deadpool 105:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun’s picks:
John McCain
Denis Goldberg
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
David DiChiera

Project Fear [3]

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Another cunting for the continuing saga of Project Fear.

This time, supermarket bosses are warning of price increases and ‘civil unrest’ resulting from no-deal.

Civil unrest. Makes you think doesn’t it? Of course supermarkets have no vested interest and their overpaid bosses are experts on civil disorder.

And again queues at the port of Dover are threatened. They use Dover as an example because I suppose people in the Home Counties and London know where it is. They wont know where Immingham is, which takes 4 times the commercial traffic. Irrelevant I suppose because it is north of Islington.

Surprisingly government and Civil Service sources agree with these fears.
So, once again. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Teleworking

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A cyber cunting to companies that employ Teleworkers
Who the fuck would take a job like this? Like fucking battery chickens, you get an amount of space worked out by an industrial psychologist to be the minimum needed to stop you from going insane.
Next criterion taken into account by the cunts who create these jobs ( Amazon, The Banks, Public Utilities, Mobile Phone service providers etc ) is to analyse where to locate the centres.
No sense in putting them where there’s a minimum wage or competition by way of proper jobs.. put them where the populations only have a two choices;
1. Being knee deep in animal shit and garbage all day long or
2. Being in a place where there’s running water and a roof over your head.

You know that if you satisfy the second choice that there will be an endless queue of applicants who don’t care what the fuck they have to do to get through each shift, or what the wages are.
When you then get away with as many offshore workers as you can before the politicians get angry at you, you start setting up at home in places where there’s only fucking morons left to hire.Leeds, Birmingham, Bradford etc , where they’re desperate and have nothing to do all day.They’re knee deep in a different kind of garbage; drugs and diversity.
Remember how they did that with the Car factories?
Now they’re predicting that a lot of the teleworker jobs will be taken over by robo callers, just like robots gutted the labour forces of that same car industry.
So what the fuck is there left to do once you stop making things and become a country that just fills orders?
Well they don’t need you on the farms, they don’t need you in the factories, they only need you to stack shelves or pull product from warehouses and you sure as fuck ain’t gonna become a doctor.
Back in the 70’s they crowed about the new age being the age of leisure but they didn’t realize that when people sit around all day with fuck all to do , they start to cause trouble.
It’s no wonder that despots bubble to the surface every generation or so, they’re needed to put control back in society whether the control is good or bad doesn’t seem to matter.
Hopefully the next despot puts an end to fucking telework!

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

New treason laws

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I’d like to cunt the proposed new treason laws and the think tank that thought them up. Ostensibly, the update to the law is being sold on the basis it would make it easier to prosecute Jihadists who go abroad and fight for Isis but buried within is a catchall that as gleefully pointed out by some fuckatrd on LBC means that anyone saying negative things about another community and so causing fragmentation of the nation would be guilty of treason. She wet her pants explaining that the EDL would be a prime target. oh and also some Jihadists.

The updated law would it seems to me to be a way to totally curtail free speech and is itself a treasonous act against the people allowing the state to perform any level of social engineering it wishes and and any response will be considered in the light of the new treason laws. A lot of the thoughtful well researched fact backed posts on this site would be prosecutable under the new treason laws. Of course they may choose to go easy on us and just use hate speech laws instead. 1984 may be running late but it is certainly en route.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit