A cunting for Gavin Williamson, the defence secretary who has announced that all combat roles are to be open to women, including Royal Marines Commandos, the SAS and SBS, but, and I quote:

“All female soldiers will have the pass the same physical fitness tests as male recruits.”

Yeah ‘course they fucking will, Gav, you lying cunt. What do you take us for, eh? Cunts??? Pound to a fucking penny that standards will be fucking dropped to allow ‘wimmin’ into the roles. Happened in the fucking fire brigade, despite constant denials and it’ll happen in the Armed Forces. God fucking help us.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

I will actually come to Gavin Williamson’s defence here, I am sure you have your own ideas about “women” ect, however if you were to venture to the town of Aldershot where generations of “women” have grappled with the parachute regiment for almost 70 years, you will find a special breed of “women”, these “women” are capable of most things (except femininity) and also responsible for starting and winning 70% of the bar fights here.

So if Mr Williamson recruits exclusively from Aldershot I can guarantee you special force groups that will for certain make any enemy shit there pants at the mere thought of any possible conflict with us.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Women on the front line? Great idea for fighting ISIS. The peaceful bastards won’t fight women because being killed by one of them stops them going to heaven and fucking the brains out of their virgins.

The Kurds got hold of this one early on and used all women companies to make the cunts retreat.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

In case anybody is wondering, Elizabeth Warren is a Democrat Senator in the US, who for years has claimed to be of Native American heritage, specifically, Cherokee and Delaware. This has led to much ridicule from various people across the pond, who have nicknamed her ‘Pocahontas’ and ‘Fauxcahontas’. Of course, lefties have fallen over themselves to accept her patent bullshit, to the point that Harvard began to refer to her as a, ‘Person of Colour’, despite the fact she’s clearly as white as arctic snow.

Now, to prove her claim, she’s had a DNA test. Depending on whether or not you’re a dipshit lefty, the result is either ‘strong proof’ as Warren claims that she IS of Native American heritage, or it’s proof that she’s talking shite! Are you ready for this? The DNA test has revealed that Warren is between 1/64 and 1/1024 Native American. That’s actually LESS than the average American. In other words, she’s between 98.44% and 99.9% White.

Of course, that hasn’t stopped the BBC siding with Warren, they’re reporting this bollocks without giving specific facts. Unfortunately for them, and Warren, the Cherokee Nation have taken a different view, and rejected her claim. Oh dear. And as the Cherokee are Native Americans and therefore, ‘People of Colour’ as lefties like to patronisingly call anyone who isn’t white, they can’t possibly be wrong, can they? I dare say that this revelation won’t stop Warren from making the claim that she’s not entirely white, but the fact is, I have more Native American DNA than she does. My great great grandfather on my American dad’s side was Cheyenne. Though I’m sure if I actually bothered with the test, the Native DNA it showed would be minute, which is why I never claim to be Native American. I’m not. Elizabeth Warren does. Which is why she’s a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

We’re all familiar with the cliché about opinions. They’re like arseholes, and we’ve all got one. This seems to be particularly true where luvvies are concerned, and they’re never slow to ride their hobby horses in public. Allow me to offer a few illustrations so that you get my drift.

Take ‘the refugee crisis’. We had heart-on-sleeve thesp Carey Mulligan whining about being ‘ashamed to be British’, and accusing the country of ‘failing to address the issue’. Benecunt Cunterbatch stuck his oar in, until challenged by someone to take a few peacefuls into his lush £2.7m. pad. He ‘seriously looked into it’, but didn’t act on the suggestion as ‘we had a very new baby at the time’. What about now, or has it become someone else’s problem after all?
Then there’s David Tennant. The actor formerly known as Doctor Who recently presumed to let Donald Trump know ‘on behalf of the Scottish nation’ that ‘Scotland doesn’t fucking like you’. There you go; the people speak as one.

Of course Brexit draws these wankers like flies to shit. When in Germany a while ago, slaphead Patrick Stewart took it upon himself to ‘apologise’ to the EU on behalf of the British people for ‘the disastrous mistake’ of Brexit. He’s now fronting up a bunch of Metrocentrics who want a ‘People’s Vote’ to supersede the referendum, which was invalid (ie. they lost). That heavyweight political commentator Graham Norton has just decided to jump on the ‘speak for all’ Brexit bandwagon, claiming on Irish tv that ‘everyone knows it’s a bad idea’. As if that wasn’t bad enough, cultural giants such as Ed Sheeran, Sting (of course) and Rita Ora are now warning that a no deal Brexit will put Britain in ‘a self built cultural jail’, no less. ‘Awa’ hame an’ throw shite at yersel’ ‘, as they say north of the border. Tell that one to Shakespeare. Tell it to Austen, Turner and Elgar; hell, tell it to four lads from Liverpool who you might have heard of. They were called The Beatles.

Now let me be clear. As far as I’m concerned, any celebrity is welcome to any opinion they choose to hold. What fucking hacks me off however is their smug presumption that their celebrity leads us to value their opinions, or care to hear them. Why? Because they’ve been on the telly or made a record? What they need to do is stick to their very well paid jobs and stop pontificating to the rest of us. To put it simply, I don’t give a fuck. I wouldn’t trade the skin off a fart for any luvvy’s view on anything. That goes for you too, Mr Alan Cumming, so stop spouting your tiresome drivel on the question of Scottish independence.

In short, stick your unsought opinion up up your arse, as far as it will go.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Sinéad O’Connor is a cunt.

The one hit wonder has converted to Islam and is now known as Shuhada.

Apparently, this is not the first time this attention-seeking Irish twat has decided to waste time and money changing its name. Why only last year she successfully did so and was called Magda Davitt.

This filth-bag also joined Sinn Féin a few years back. Now I’m no expert on politics but I believe that organisation has had a bit of a nasty reputation in the past… correct me if I’m wrong.

Why are we giving this mega-cunt publicity? Why do I feel so angry that I have to spend my time nominating this bald twat?

Cunters, please help!

Nominated by Bear Cunt

I want my add ten quid’s worth on that nasty sack of shit, Sinead O’Connor.

Now calling herself Shuhada Davitt, O’Cunter is so smug about her recent conversion to the religion of terrorism and savagery. She posted a series of tweets, one of which was, and I quote;

“I’m terribly sorry. What I’m about to say is something so racist I never thought I could ever feel it. But truly, I never wanna spend time with white people (if that’s what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason, they are disgusting”.

She’s taken a lot of shit for her comments on Twitter. Surprisingly, some of that has come from her new brothers and sisters in the religion of violence. The vast majority of Muslims are nothing more than backward, hate filled, violent savages. The rest are just smart enough to try to hide it. Islam has a tendency to turn converts into rabid, swivel eyed, hate filled arseholes, who often go on to blow themselves, and other people, to shit. However, it usually takes months, years even. O’Cuntstick’s conversion has happened at the speed of light. And white people are disgusting? Does she think that converting to Islam has magically altered her ethnicity? I know she’s Irish, but she’s taking the piss with that level of stupidity.

I’m aware of her struggles with ‘mental health issues’, bi-polar disorder, blah blah blah. But really, she can’t fucking hide behind that excuse anymore. The fact is that she is, and always has been, a nasty piece of shit. Back in her early days, she confessed her love of the IRA, and she’s never really deviated from the path of cuntitude. That said, Islam is the perfect cult for someone who, allegedly, suffers from mental health issues, since you need to be a fucking loon to believe the bullshit written in the Koran.

Anjem Choudhary will proud of the latest addition to the Islamic family. I expect she’ll be volunteering to model next season’s suicide vest any day now.

Sinead O’Connor, Shuhada Davitt, Marvin the Martian, whatever the fuck you call yourself now, take a bow, you are a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Shuhada’ Davitt
I see that the artiste formerly known as Sinead O’Connor has undergone another ‘conversion’, this time to Islam, and has been pretty nasty about it. She wrote ‘I never want to spend time with white people again. Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting’; thereby ironically cunting herself and her family in the process.
Off you go to Iraq or Iran then, you dizzy mare, before the scuffers do you for inciting ‘hate crime’ (as if!). I’m sure you’ll receive a warm welcome. Just remember to wear a couple of scarves around your empty head the whole time, just to be Shia, to be Shia.

Nominated by Ron Knee