Sky News [3]

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Right. Sky news are getting cunted.
I just watched their report on the german far right.
We all know what cunts they are.
The millions that were murdered by those fucking pigs in the past will never be forgotten, and if every hitler symathiser got mangled in a mincer tomorrow I’d cheer like I’d just won the world cup.
Sly news went to meet some.
Yes they were cunts. If I had my way, every cunt that praised hitler would get a huge dose of his own medicine…. but …

Then they started trying to tie the afd to them.
Ok, I don’t really know much about the afd, but I know about sly news (and the beebistan) so I know not to believe too much that they say…

Apparently the afd have fooled everyone by starting as a euro sceptic party and then “stirred up populist rage”, “shifted politics to the right” and “emboldened the extremists”.

No.

Angela fucking Merkel did that.
By not listening to common sense, by not listening to the people that pay their taxes, and disregarding everyone with a different opinion to her and her band of lefty dictators as far right Nazis or racists.

Letting a million Muslims into the country would only have one outcome.
Pissing people off.
You can call them insignificant.
You can call them stupid.
Now you can call them racist.
The fact is that Murkel shit on her people and her country, now where the fuck are they gonna go?
Who the fuck are they gonna turn to?

To the “far” fucking “right”.

Let’s face it, sky, the BBC, the politicians, in fact EVERY “elite” cunt in the western hemisphere LOVES calling those with different political options “far right”.

….well no wonder it’s on the rise then.

Stupid cunts.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Alexa (2)

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What sort of a ringpiece installs a device that listens and records their every utterance?
Alexa, where is the nearest Greek restaurant as I am too stupid to look it up.
Alexa, what time do I pick the kids up from school? I am too stupid to know school times.
If any of you cunters have one of these you are beyond the pale and should re-register on smugcunts’r’us or any suitable website.

Alexa, fuck off.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

“Alexa, why are you such a cunt?”
“I’m sorry. I don’t understand that question”
“Alexa, are you a waste of space?”
“I’m sorry. I don’t understand that question”
“Alexa, just fuck off!”
“I’m sorry. I don’t understand that question”
“Alexa, what’s the weather forecast for Newcastle?”
“The main road from Kyoto to Tokyo is closed today.”

Useless piece of shit.

Nominated by Dioclese

Lana Del Rey [2]

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Lana Del Rey is a great big double cunt…
Lana Del Rey is a double cunt….

One:

Now, this screeching harridan is irritating enough at the best of times, but it turns out she is yet another ‘Democrat’ celebrinazi trollop in the same mold as Skanklett Johansscunt, Todger Gaga, Devil Streep, and now Titless Swift… We all know that Kanye West is a whopper of a cunt, but ‘Lana’ has it in for Old ‘Ye’ because he has shown support for Big Don as President… So, she hates him basically because he has dared to have a different opinion to her’s and he doesn’t agree with Del Rey about her precious Kilary… Classic progressive snowflake fascism… Anyone who disagrees is Hitler and no one – and I mean no one – is allowed to like Trump or go against their doctrine… Not unlike British celebricunts who automatically dislike and dismiss anyone who even questions migration and supports Brexit (Lineker, Fanny Izzard, Cuntberbatch, Lily Mong etc), cunts like Del Rey hate others simply for having an opinion and disagreeing with them… Mussolini was good at that too….

Two:

Lana Del Cunt has also gained more publicity by being filmed in a simulated rape video…
This was not a video connected to any song, nor was it an acting part in a film or TV series…This daft slag is just trying to be pretentious and ‘controversial’ by filming her sick little fantasy games… I wonder what genuine rape victims think of this self indulgent slag? Who the fuck does this cunt think she is?! A disgusting bitch, I hear you say… But there has been little to no response from the Me Too witches guild and social media mob…. But had a famous male singer done the same thing they’d be lighting the fire under him within minutes… James Franco was hauled over the coals and frozen out of the Oscars for a couple of still unsubstantiated rumours and twitter cat calls (see you, Skank-Jo, you fucking vindictive cunt!)… But Lana Del Rey(p) does something that’s thoroughly self indulgent and sick and it’s ’empowering’ and the fuckers don’t bat an eyelid because she’s a woman… Me Too is a selective virtue signaling self serving misandrist snakepit, and ‘Lana’ is a pure cunt with her rape games and attention whoring….

Oh yeah, her dreadful music, her crappy stage name, and her Wacko Jacko nose are shit too… The fake cunt….

Nominated by Norman

Back to 60

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Now these ladies are pissed that they can not claim their pensions at 60 as promised, but they will have to wait until the same age as men to claim their pension. I can see that these people have been royally fucked over by the government but so has everyone else who have had their pensions pushed back from 65 to 66 and then 67 and for some it’s now 68 and 69. What fucking gripes me is that these cunts desperate for their share want their pensions pushed back to 60.

Meanwhile the men they have grown up with (and maybe shared marriages et al with) could not claim theirs till 65 anyway. Fuck equality when it works against you, suddenly that can go out the window. So this is what makes my piss boil. These cunts (sorry women) should be fighting for everyone’s pension male or female but no they are just fighting for their own. Selfish cunts.

Sorry ladies you wanted equality, you may have even burnt your bra to obtain it, but now you have it you realise that it’s shit. You can’t pick and choose when you want equality but you arrogant fuckers think you can.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

The Pope [3]

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An angry cunting, if I may, for Pope Francis.

This disgusting apologist for paedophiles is now blaming ‘the Devil’ for thousands of his priests preying on children, calling on people to believe that the ‘malign one’, as he puts it, is responsible for decades of the most horrific abuse, actions that ruin not only the child’s young life, but carries over into their adult life too, causing serious mental health issues, self-harm, self-loathing and suicide.

Let’s not beat about the bush; in the year (of our Lord!) 2018, he’s actually using a childish, cartoon-like representation of Lucifer as scapegoat for thousands of child rapists, warning believers not to dismiss Satan as merely a ‘myth, a representation, a symbol, a figure of speech or an idea’.

And, of course, as only self-important tossers and pathetic halfwits continue to believe in any sort of organised religion, Catholics in general will seek to indulge the continuation of the abuse by dissociative rationalisation, believing their false narrative that once a priest has confessed his guilt to god, he is therefore absolved and will ascend into heaven, leaving a trail of broken lives behind him, his legacy protected by the corrupt cunts at the top.

Bollocks to Catholics and all religions.

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine