Mitch Winehouse


We all know how he pressured the reluctant Amy to go to stage school as a kid and pressured her to be a ‘star’… We also know about how he cashed in on his daughter and used her to get rich and a (very low) form of celebrity for himself… And it’s well known he was shanting it up (on his daughter’s money) in New York with the (don’t laugh) Mitch Winehouse Band as his daughter, Amy, was dying in London… Now this human leech is sending his dead child out on tour as a fucking hologram…

A hologram of Amy Winehouse will tour the world next year…. The hologram, which will use her original voice recordings, will be projected onto a stage in front of a live band…The late singer’s dad Mitch is on board, saying: “Our daughter’s music touched the lives of millions of people and it means everything that her legacy will continue….”

Is there nothing that this fucking parasite won’t do?! He’s cashed in on his daughter (alive and dead) many times before, but this mawkish shit is the bottom of the barrel being well and truly scraped…. If he had samples of Amy’s piss, this grasping cunt would bottle it and sell it…. A truly disgusting and despicable cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Sharife Elouahabi

Sharife Elouahabi
‘Who he?’ I hear you ask. Well, this despicable cunt has just put his hand up to fraud at Islington Crown Court. The charming Mr Elouahabi (booteful British name) claimed he was a resident in Grenfell Tower at the time it was engulfed in fire in June last year. It has subsequently been established that he had no link to the building; his defence counsel (paid for no doubt by the likes of us) indicating that the lowlife piece of shit had merely spent a couple of nights ‘sofa surfing’ there.
Since the fire, this arsewipe has claimed over £100,000 in accommodation costs and benefits from the Borough of Kensinton & Chelsea IN A YEAR , and unbelievably, was due to be paid another £14,700 for a flat and utilities before the fraud was discovered.
Just what the flying fuck is going on here? Does the Borough have any real idea just who was and wasn’t living in Grenfell Tower at the time? Were no checks carried out on this cockroach before loadsa money was doled out to him? And why in the name of Christ was he given so much in a year; were they putting him up at the fucking Ritz?
The turd has not been sentenced yet, and I’d string him up if I had my way, then throw out the remains to the relevant shithole if he’s not a UK citizen. But no doubt his ‘vulnerable’ status will be taken into account, and when he’s done his token porridge, he’ll be set up nicely in a council house and his social worker will be there making sure he’s got every hand out going.
It makes you wonder just how many other fuckers are working this scam. And they wonder why some cunts were burning Grenfell effigies on Bonfire Night. What a pile of cunt!

Nominated by Ron Knee

White apologists

I’d like to nominate ‘white apologists’ for a massive cunting.

“White apologists” are a collection of first world, caucasian, ageing hippies and millennial wank-stains who are so hung up on the actions of their ancestors, that they feel the only way to make amends is call everyone who doesn’t share the same guilt as them a “racist” and a “bigot” on social media, and that the heinous actions of an illegal immigrant from a previously colonised or war-torn country, in a first-world country, such as suicide bombing, attacking citizens, rape and kid-fucking, are totally justified because of all the horror that WE inflicted upon them, and that WE somewhat deserved it had it coming, even though what they are referring to took place ages and ages ago, or literally because we are from the first-world country of which the crime of the illegal or legal alien took place.

This is stupidity on another level and then some. These backward. protesting, simple-minded, trend-following, unattractive fuck monkeys are the very people who deserve to be victims of the cunts they just love to protect, and on the rare occasion it does happen, it is a beautiful thing to behold.

Nominated by Lord Cuntony

Jeremy Corbyn [13]

*** EMERGENCY CUNTING ***

My piss is boiling over! FFS Corbyn, you do NOT wear a red tie at the Cenotaph on Armistice Day.

The Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition cannot be bothered to wear a black tie as a mark of respect for millions of the dead who fought for him to have the freedom to spout his drivel.

Corbyn, you are a fucking disgrace!

Nominated by Dioclese

Snowflakes in Cambridge

Oh dear. More snowflakery from the world of academia, and this time it’s Cambridge University. Suggestions put forward to the Student’s Union to help promote Remembrance Sunday have been voted down. Instead it appears that plans put forward by ‘right on’ student activist Stella Swain will be adopted, to ‘reshape Remembrance Sunday away from the glorification and valorisation of war’.

Any references to British war veterans, poppies and Remembrance Sunday were removed from the motion and are, at least as far as CUSU is concerned, now history, or not, as the case may be.
Christ on a bike, don’t these fucking airheads get it?

Remembrance Sunday is NOT about glorifying war. It’s a solemn ceremony held in the UK and throughout the Commonwealth to honour the contributions of UK and Commonwealth service personnel in two world wars and other conflicts. Why don’t they look up the difference between ‘glorify’ and ‘commemorate’ in a fucking dictionary if they don’t know it? Then when they’ve done that, they can have a little think on the fact that they’re free to voice their wanky little opinions because of the sacrifices made by all those who fought and died to give them that opportunity. Is it too much to ask them to show a little respect?

Next time some nasty shit comes down the pipe, waving a candle above your head and whining ‘Kumbaya’ won’t hack it.

I’d like to send these cocks a message via the medium of ‘…is a cunt’. You make me want to vomit. Grow up, wear a poppy with pride and be thankful, and stop acting like the pampered, vacuous little cunts that you so obviously are.

Nominated by Ron Knee