We now know that she lied – ‘Brexit means Brexit’.

Bullshit means Bullshit would be more apt.

But the perfect illustration of both incompetence and corruption is the ‘Fixed odds betting’ fiasco.

These machines are pernicious. They take from the gullible and gambling addicts. They destroy lives and families. They benefit only gambling companies. Everyone knows this. But, much needed legislative action to curtail these activities has been delayed. The Sports minister has resigned, a rare act of principle from this lot.

There can be only one reason for delay: – Money, corruption or ‘lobbying’ as political corruption is termed.

I would love to know how many of the grasping fuckers are benefitting. Probably not May, she is too fucking incompetent to see what is going on.

Nevertheless this administration is rotten to the core and so venal and corrupt that they will usher in the swivel eyed loonies of the left rather than behave like decent British citizens.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I put to you a rather strange cunting, but one I feel needs the wisdom of the most devout cunters on here. I do of course speak of Meghan Markle’s ever increasing collection of fucking facial expressions.

She seems to have the ability to look like a cunt with a smallest smile. You have the, I’m fucking pregnant expression, the, fuck me I’ve got into the Royal easy street expression, and not forgetting, the, oh fuck I’ve got a ginger pubes stuck between my teeth expression.

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt

Is it me? What’s happening to good old Blighty.

Without offending any fellow cunters on here who I know are more than educated in the wrongs done to this cuntry on a daily basis, I just have to ask this. As Mrs Salford cunt is copping a deaf in to me mythering her. I know the We have had a referendum to leave the EU, and the piss poor cunts we have elected to carry out the result are ignoring the people they resent, telling us we are too thick to know what we want and dragging their cunting carcasses to and fro to their overlords till it will be too late and we will be fooked forever whilst treason may spazzy dances to distract the seriousness of it all..then I look at our society.

Everywhere we are surrounded by snowflakes, biased news reports, lefties, lazy jobless cunts, peacefuls and a private army police force to defend their yewmun rites, yoofs sport mussy style beards, smoke electric cigs and have Turkish hairstyles.

In a 2 mile drive down a Salford road there are now 5 Turkish barbers along with the usual gents and ladies traditional shops. FFS. Why the demand? How many fookin haircuts do you need. Every cunt I know is bald…including many of the wimmin.

Begging cunts sit on corners with sad looking dogs and fat lazy but able cunts ride around in spazzy scooters, when I was a yoof

The spazzys rode scooters and called themselves mods, all cunting cunts to the penny. That’s my first rant. Like I said at the start. Is it me?

Nominated by A Salford cunt

James Fucking Cordon

I don’t believe this nomination needs much of an explanation really and I don’t believe there will be any objection to my nomination of the objectionable cunt.
The jovial, tubby fuck knuckle seems to somehow have weaseled himself in to all the jobs Ant and Dec weren’t irritating enough to do. Whether it’s insurance adverts or the latest celebrity bollocks his face fills the TV causing anger and frustration from people across the country who feel the need to headbutt the TV.
Unlike cunts like Bono or Chris Martin, James Cordon hasn’t had to do anything specific to gain super cunt status, it’s just the way he was born.

Nominated by Melvin Blutack