This is effectively a ‘non’ story. Drinkers in a Welsh pub asked to leave after singing upsets rest of clientele…that’s the gist of it.
But, the BBC want to make a headline out of it..no doubt for advertising clicks when the site is viewed from outside the UK….and they add it was because they were singing in Welsh.
NO IT WASN’T.
And Sian Lloyd (an employee of the BBC) by coincidence thinks it is…and she’s wrong..and a cunt
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
The Woking Stiones.
Once the most feared, controversial and notorious band in the world.
They have now turned into total pussies.
Brown Sugar has already been axed, due to Me Too psychos. whining that’s it’s ‘racist’ and ‘sexist’. And now Sympathy For The Devil has been self censored. That old fool Jagger has decided the ‘who killed the Kennedys’ line is not to be used, because of the recent Trump shooting.
Errrr. Wasn’t Jagger’s mate, John Lennon shot and killed? And there have been a good few shootings since then. So, why is Mick so concerned about it now, when he wasn’t before?
Simple, the Rolling Stones have bought into the woke bollocks and they too are now frightened of offending people who are there, waiting to be offended.
Never thought I’d see the day. One of their greatest songs, now butchered in case it upsets some soft cunt.
Nominated by : Norman
I have a fear that the Southport murderer will end up being treated in a secure hospital.
Axel Muganwa Rudakubana is every defence lawyer’s dream.
He planned his attack, but in a shambolic way.
He armed himself with a large knife and then travelled to the day centre in Southport.
Then it all gets a bit chaotic.
The attack on the children made no sense.
He travelled there in a taxi with no plan to escape the scene.
He didn’t try to run away. He was caught at the scene, probably with no resistance as the Merseyside Fatties managed to arrest him.
He has almost definitely been mis-identified by the general public.
It is very unlikely that he is Muslim unless he converted.
Rwanda, where his parents are from is more Christian than the UK.
Of course it can be argued that anyone who commits an atrocity like he did is mental, but either this cunt is extremely clever or he has accidentally set up a brilliant defence.
My fear is that he will be sent to a secure mental hospital where he could be released in a few years, rather than a high security prison for the rest of his life.
Nominated by The Artful Cunter.
They are asking people not to do it for the money …
Why not ? It`s a fucking no-brainer !
A six-pack of eggs in ASDA is about £1.50, so that’s a profit of £984.50 for fuck`s sake.
It would be utter madness not to.
I`m off down to the supermarket now to clean them out of poultry periods and I suggest you all do the same.
And, unlike the waste of DNA in the link (who `identifies as a non-binary lesbian`), I identify as a mixed-race merkin: one black one, one white one and one with a bit of shite on.
Nominated by : Sam Beau
First nom.
Despite millions of pounds from the national lottery being pumped into the system to supposedly create opportunities for all to achieve and live their sporting dreams one thing never seems to change and that is if the event requires more than a pair of trainers, boxing gloves or a swimming costume the names of the participants reveals that fuck all has changed over the last 25 years of spunking cash into the system.
A quick glance at our medallists reveals that Yasmin and Scarlett did quite well at diving, Rosalind, Laura, Charlotte, and Becky stood on the podium for riding horses and Lola, Georgina, Lauren, Hannah,Emily and Imogen are decent rowers. i could go on but you get the picture, link here
The men are slightly harder to spot but there’s Ethan, Jake, Toby, Hamish and Oliver to be relied upon when the chips are going South.
Now, when most people think of the Olympics they think of athletics in a stadium packed with people running, jumping and throwing, and for good reason because that’s what people want to see, requires physical exertion and everyone did it at school so we have a point of reference. Everyone has a chance and if you’re talented you will get noticed and be picked for the school team, then county and national events for the very best out there.
That’s why working class scrappers like Steve Ovett, Steve Cram, Linford Christie, Sharron Davies, Duncan Goodhew, Audley Harrison,Fatima Whitbread and Kris Akabusi to name but a few could make it to the top from humble backgrounds because it cost fuck all to get started, Our only gold medal in track and field in Paris came from a lass called Keely from Wigan.
Anything involving animals or equipment means most oiks are fucked immediately. Imagine the blank faces of staff at the local council run pool when Leanne or Conner rock up say they quite fancy a shot at synchronised swimming or springboard diving. The inflatables are out at 3pm though so that’ll do.
Fair play to all those that won medals but being the best of the moneyed elite in dressage doesn’t compare to the track where a peasant from Ethiopia can become a legend. Never mind, keep playing the fucking lottery, What a cunt.
Nominated by Davemacc.
Welcome aboard Sir a fine cunting. C.A.