I want to nominate Professor Brian Cox for being in the same room as James O’ Brien yesterday and not taking the opportunity to smash his smug remoaning face to a bloody pulp. Un-fucking-forgivable.

At the time of broadcast I was not aware these bellends had a history of wallowing in each other’s rectal discharge – in fact I hadn’t even heard of this particular Cox before he popped up on O’Cunt’s radio show, so I naively gave Cox the benefit of the doubt, thinking he must have been suckered into endorsing Lord Haw Haw’s especially evil strain of Project Fear…
(Following the clip above they went on to tongue each other’s ringpieces relentlessly for a further half an hour or so.)

I have since conducted some serious research and discovered Professor Cox to be:

“one of the most irritating presenters on television, a giant arse-chicken, wobbly-brained, minge-piece cunt, a theoretical physicist (charlatan) involved with CERN (centre for Euro research or some such bollocks, fucking Google it if you care).”

He also happens to be a mong and one hell of a CUNT.

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

Cunts who are “outraged “. What the fuck ? You cannot read a paper or listen to the news without some cunt saying that they are “outraged ” by some imagined slight which has hurt their feelings.

“Pissed off ” I can accept but “outraged”? Fuck off you snowflake twats. I am “outraged “by it all.

Nominated by Grumpy Old Cunt

I would like to nominate the UN for it’s insidious plan to take the control of mass migration away from sovereign states and put them firmly into it’s own Soros fuelled hands.

Moreover it aims to make dissent against this open door policy from every 3rd world shithole into the West illegal under the guise of human rights.

This video explains it far better than I ever could.

It’s a disgrace with only strong leaders like Trump and Orban publicly stating that they will NOT sign up to it, while weaklings like cuckold Trudeau show immediate support to transform their nations into 3rd world shitholes safe in the knowledge that their lives will be unaffected and that the “imports” guarantee them power in a “hand outs for votes” stitch-up.

What will Mavis do?

Will this globalist madness ever end!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

The Shite Girls

In the words of Maggie Thatcher, ‘rejoice, rejoice!’. Yes, after an absence of some twenty years, The Spice Girls are reforming and going on tour in the UK.

Naturally the announcement has been accompanied by a massive publicity blitz and media circus, during which the pop poppets have been making weighty pronouncements of their new artistic philosophy to a panting world. Emma Bunton says that ‘girl power’ is now out; ‘it’s now people power, we’re about equality and bringing people together’. An’ stuff. Oh, and about MAKING LOADSA MONEY. It’s expected that Spice Communiques will be issued on a regular basis, offering the girls’ views on subjects such as climate change, the environment and world poverty, but perhaps not about how they’re MAKING LOADSA MONEY.

This wonderful news has been tinged with sadness and tragedy. ‘Thicky’ Adams, the artiste formerly known as ‘Posh’, will not be taking part in the reunion, it being universally acknowledged that her enormous vocal ability will be greatly missed. Posh has confirmed that she’ll be concentrating her talents on her ‘nerve-wracking and all-consuming’ fashion career, pursuing her devotion to ’empowering women through fashion’. Oh, and to MAKING LOADSA MONEY.

Any chance that you could do us a favour and considerably extend the tour girls? Take your cynical, vacuous, shallow selves, and the manufactured plastic pap you’ve got the nerve to call music, and fuck off to desirable destinations such as the Yemen, Syria, North Korea and Afghanistan. With any luck, you’ll be taken hostage for a very, very long time. Now THAT’S what I want, what I really, really want…

Nominated by Ron Knee

John Chau is a cunt.
This idiot decided he needed to spread the word of God to an isolated tribe on a protected island off India somewhere. The dopey cunt had to bribe some fishermen to take him to this where this tribe live like Stone Age fuckers, all spears and grass skirts type of thing, where bible crazy John would introduce them to the enlightened word of his lord. Forget the fact that it is forbidden to interact with these people, whose last contact with the modern world was them firing arrows at a helicopter that had been sent to check on them after the 2004 tsunami. Forget the fact that John couldn’t speak a word of the no doubt pops and clicks that make up their language. And, forget the fact that the dull cunt had already tried to make contact with them, only to be chased of the island, with his trusty bible, which was covering his heart, taking a direct hit from an arrow. Disciple John returned the next day, with gifts of fish and footballs (what the fuck!), only to be rewarded with a broadside of arrows, this time missing his bible, and killing the silly cunt. This must make him a sure thing for this years Darwin awards.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye Dr